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 Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:44 pm
Cloud my hair is soo freakin flat I had to use fifty gallons of hair gell to spike.I just lie and say it's natural!!
Tifa:These real!!-scoff-I use padding and implants!
Vincent:I'mmmm sooooo drruuuuunkk!!
Tifa and Cloud:-slaps foreheads-
Yuffie:-stuffs beer drinking tube down Vinnys throat-DRINK FOR OUR UNDEAD BABY NINJAS!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:32 pm
cid:im selling the airship and becoming a telemarketer
yuffie: who wants materia!!!!
redXII: screw the canyon
tifa: im glad aeris is dead that'll teach that whore to stay away from my man (i apologize for language)
cloud: i need therapy
barret: im getting another mechanical arm but this time it makes MILKSHAKES!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:06 pm
Vincent" -strikes a pose- MAN! I feel like a woman!
Cloud: Mmm... chicken
Marlene: YOU ARE SUCH AN A**HOLE TIFA! ((-sniffles- I proud of your language Marmar!))
Cait Sith: I sleep wit stuff animals...
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:15 pm
sephiroth: Cloud im going to kill you!!
cloud:*stares at sephiroth* your mom is a blue b***h.
sephiroth:*sniff* GOD YOUR SO ******** MEAN TO ME!!!! *cries and
runs to nearest bathroom to cry*
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reno: *stares at rude*
rude: *notices reno staring at him* something...wrong?
reno: YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD MY NEEDS YOU BALD b*****d!!!*turns in opposite direction*--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
vincent *thinks to himself* i feel...very...pretty
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:04 am
Everyone:woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a monkey we want it
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:45 pm
Sephiroth:My moms not THAT ugly...
Cloud:too bad this was the only sword @ the pawn shop.(i could really use a smaller one)
Tifa:Cloud, do u remember the promise we made to each other when we were kids?
Cloud:No, what the hell do u think i am? A memory drive fer ur computer???
Barret:Oh, Marlene...if only u were older...
Vincent:I'm not quiet cuz im bein serious!!! Im just emo!!!!! emo
RedXIII:If my dad could see me now....then i could hug him cuz hes not petrified!!!
Tifa:Cloud, I love u... heart heart heart
Cloud:Well, I hate u...I cant stand brunettes with big, firm tits.
Yuffie:Well, I wish u guys didn't have to find me. I mean geez! Just cuz im a ninja doesnt mean im all that hard to find.
Cait Sith:*reads fortune* "Aeris is gonna die..."
Aeris:*gets stabbed by Sephiroth*
Cait Sith:Wow!!!!! I was actually right!!!!!! OMG!!!!! Now I can tell everyone that my fortunes actually DO come true!!!!!! oh, IM SO HAPPY!!!!!
Jenova:don't do drugs kids.....look wut they did to me.....no pre-marital sex either.....now i've got a whole reactor full of babies..... emo
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:51 pm
((man I can't believe this thread is still alive, it's one of my favourites and is a very old one too))
Vincent:- does this coat make me look fat?
Yuffie:- I like stealing^_^
Tifa:- I think I should dump Cloud Sephiroth has longer hair
Aeris *after getting stabbed*:- hey I was gonna get a kiss here do you mind
Sephiroth :- ooh look at how beautiful the trees look when the wind blows
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:45 am
[Wutai...before your stuff gets stolen. >.>]
Yuffie: So Cloud, what do you think of my hometown?
Cloud: Looks kinda cool, I like the whole ancient ~is tapped on the shoulder~ Huh?
~looks behind him and sees nobody, then looks back~ Thats funny...I could've swore....WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Yuffie: What is it!?
Cloud: SOMEONE STOLE ALL MY MATERIA!!!
Yuffie: Who would do such a thing!?
Cloud: ~looks at her and notices her chest just grew as big as Tifa's~ ~glares evilly at her~
Yuffie: What? ^^()
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:29 pm
Aeris sad stands up suddenly from the alter)WHAT TEH HELL AM I DOING PRAYING!? I'M AN AETHIEST FOR GOD'S SAKE! And when I say God I mean Cloud. THERE IS NO GOD!!! (takes white materia and throws it in the water)
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:35 pm
(Sephiroth stabs Aeris)
Cloud:NOOOOOO!!! (Lunges himself at Sephiroth. During the rumble Sephiroth's mask falls off revealing Ashton Kutcher)
Cloud:What the hell. (Aeris wakes up and both her and Ashton are laughing)
Ashton:Ha! I didn't really kill her! HA HA HA! You just got Punk'd!
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:10 am
ARGH!
Cloud: (Walks up and pats Barret on the back) I'm SO sorry...
Barret: ? What?
Tifa: (Does the same, but hugs Barret) Yes, so sorry!
Barret: What the hell, guys? What is it?
Red: (Starts to whine)
Barret: Okay, tell me now! What is it?!
Cloud: We accidentally announced OJ guilty!
Barret: ...
Sephiroth: Ha! They are SO racist! Join me, Barret! And we shall have infinite happiness and power!!
Barret: But...OJ's spanish.
All: OOO!O!OO!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:31 am
Priscilla: ME?!?!? LIKE DOLPHINS?!?!?!?
UR CRAZY!!!!!
im training him to command the sea while i control the land....
together...WE'LL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHHAHAAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:35 am
kid playin snowboarding
game @ gold saucer:Get off? ok...
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:37 am
Jenova: Don't make faces at people, kids........it sticks eventually.....i say this from experience
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:18 pm
*Sephiroth is playing KH*
Sephiroth: What the ****?!?!?! What am I fighting this kid for? WTF is with his sword? I don't want it! Whyyyy DO I WANT IT IN THIS GAME?! It's so LAME! Masamune is WAY cooler than that odd key thingy... and what's with Cloud? What the **** am I sending that kid after him for? Why can't I just kill Cloud myself???!!! AWWW MAN!!! NOW TIFA'S HERE?! WTF MAN?!
Cloud: Will you PLEASE STFU SEPHIROTH?! You're interupting things... *is on the couch making out with Aeris*
Sephiroth: AERIS?! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GF!
Aeris: O ****!
Cloud: O_O OMG AERIS! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Tifa: CLOUD UR WITH AERIS?!
Sephiroth: hey Tifa wanna come to my place?
Tifa: LOVE TO!
XD
ik... wtf?! XP
THat didn't make any **** sense lol
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