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Melios the Hoplite

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:06 pm


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Melios the Hoplite
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Melios the Hoplite
LOL,without Ares in his own topic,its getting pretty boring lol

Maybe he's got trapped in another bottle?

Bottle or battle?
Which ever one,it doesnt really matter,but he must be tryin to start anyother war.Probably because we bore him lol


Ares once got trapped in a jar by two giants for thirteen months. He owes Hermes one.

HAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD HEEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA..ow it hurts...hehe..thats funny,wish I read it somewhere first cuz then,I would of gotten a heart attack from laughing..well,if he is either trapped in a bottle,starting a war,or being Hermes' errand boy for a few years,we would probably still bore him.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:28 pm


White Queen Amata
Melios the Hoplite
Rathunta
Melios the Hoplite
LOL,without Ares in his own topic,its getting pretty boring lol

Maybe he's got trapped in another bottle?

Bottle or battle?
Which ever one,it doesnt really matter,but he must be tryin to start anyother war.Probably because we bore him lol


Ares once got trapped in a jar by two giants for thirteen months. He owes Hermes one.


i thought they were titan twins

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:28 am


It probably was twins, but I reckon Ares would like us to believe it was more.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:51 pm


Melios the Hoplite
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Does the name Melios ring a bell?
Melios is a spartan,a hoplite I think.
If it doesnt ring a bell,ok then,it shouldnt anyway.
Modern wars are no fun anymore,few years ago snipers had to shoot on instinct,now they have some trainee on his/her side telling him/her the wind speed and directions and blah blah..But the swords and spears were probably more fun,and a lot more dificult to come out of with out a scratch,ok my question is,what war was the hardest you have ever been in,and why.


Not really, but then again, it has been awhile. Interesting opinions you have there, The hardest war I've ever been in? Uh, I don't really think of wars as hard, per se...how about the most fun or the most interesting? Or the bloodiest. Or maybe the strangest. How about the one where the most people got hit in the crotch by a spear?

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted

Yeah,there wasnt a lot of protective underwear or anything in those times,but.. What was the strangest war,and how was it strange?




twisted I HAVE RETURNED, MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!! twisted


Oh, and the strangest wars were the ones when I was drunk of my a**, of course. Strange sh*t happens when you're drunk.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:53 pm


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Do any of the Olympians Have any 'embarassing childhood nicknames'?


A good question. Go ahead and describe yours in vivid detail, Ares. biggrin


None that I know of. Amata, you're getting closer and closer to your imminent doom...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:54 pm


joshleal
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hmm... i have a question... how come you gored Adonis? I mean he didn't do anything to you neutral

Apart from the fact that Artemis told him Aphrodite loved a mortal more than him? No comment.
I know that but why would he waste his time on personally goring him? Why not anybody else? Why did he beleive Artemis? I'm just kidding, but i wonder why she trusted her....


I felt like goring someone, and that was the perfect excuse. Besides, he pissed me off. I was the one that was supposed to be shagging Aphrodite!! (At the time)

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:56 pm


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What was it that attracted you to Aphrodite in the first place, other than her stunning looks?


You haven't met Aphrodite, have you? stare
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:56 pm


joshleal
I don't think there is another reason rofl


None that YOU know of. ninja

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:58 pm


Melios the Hoplite
Hey,if you ever had a chance,would you hang out with Menoitios?
(he is the titan of violent anger,rash action,and human mortality,when I read it,I was thinking he would be the perfect match for you,if you were gay of course)


He sounds like an interesting person to have a couple of beers with.

I'm not gay. Then again, I've never f*cked a man sober, so I wouldn't know. It never hurts to experiment.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:59 pm


VanGunDiablo
... iz dead like hell here, trust me i know wat i mean


And your point being...?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:01 pm


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Aphrodite makes a living making people fall in love and then later breaking them apart. Originally she only allowed the pretty people to marry other pretty people and the same for ugly people. Well the pretty people were getting to pretty and before long they would surpass the gods or so the legend went. She either killed them off or made them start marrying ugly people. It's been years since I read that myth so I can't remember all of it sadly. I've probably left some things out but I'm typing up what I remember. Then there was the whole Helen and Adonis fiasco's.


You should thank your lucky stars Aphrodite is more of twitter person than a gaia person right about now.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:03 pm


Melios the Hoplite
LOL,without Ares in his own topic,its getting pretty boring lol


Of course. I'm so awesome, of the only thing kepping you from dying of boredom right now. No seriously, I am.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:04 pm


Melios the Hoplite
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Melios the Hoplite
LOL,without Ares in his own topic,its getting pretty boring lol

Maybe he's got trapped in another bottle?

Bottle or battle?
Which ever one,it doesnt really matter,but he must be tryin to start anyother war.Probably because we bore him lol


You do, but I have to come on and answer your questions or I'm screwed. Long story... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:05 pm


Rathunta
I'm not going to infer anything.


Then don't.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:07 pm


Rathunta
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Melios the Hoplite
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Melios the Hoplite
LOL,without Ares in his own topic,its getting pretty boring lol

Maybe he's got trapped in another bottle?

Bottle or battle?
Which ever one,it doesnt really matter,but he must be tryin to start anyother war.Probably because we bore him lol


Ares once got trapped in a jar by two giants for thirteen months. He owes Hermes one.

At this rate, he'll be in debt to Hermes.


Sadly, that's only the tip of the iceberg. There are lots of things I owe him for that never got out to the public. And I'm not telling you what.
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