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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:23 am
367. Have you ever made sculptures from Spam? No
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:24 am
368. Have you ever spent hours wondering why Pop-tarts come in packages of two when on the box it lists the serving size as one? Yes
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:27 am
369. Have you ever eaten poppyseed bagels, then done really strange things (e.g. watching Teletubbies while listening to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds) to see if it would produce a narcotic reaction? No
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:08 pm
RELIGION
370. Have you ever formed your own religion? Yes!
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:12 pm
371. And have converted people to it? Yes
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:14 pm
372. When you don't feel like doing something. do you insist that the activity is against your religion? Some times
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:15 pm
373. Do you blame all ills that befall you on various gods you invent? Nope
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:16 pm
374. Have you ever had a fertility rite in your backyard on Christmas Eve and told the shocked, complaining neighbors to respect your beliefs and leave you and your Yule branch alone? No
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:17 pm
375. Have you ever baptized an inanimate object? No
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:19 pm
376. Do you introduce yourself as "The Antichrist"? Nope
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:19 am
377. Do you often claim to be Jesus Christ? Nope
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:21 am
378. When someone says "Jesus Christ!" as an expletive, do you say, "Yeah, what do you want?” On occasion.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:24 am
379. Do you claim that "if I'm not worth worshipping, nobody else is" during conversations about the existence of God? Nope
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:27 am
380. On rainy days, do you like to drive around town in a large vehicle, yelling, "Give me two of every animal!"? No
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:29 am
381. In church, do you find it amusing to find an empty seat and ask, "Is this seat SAVED?" No
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