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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:42 pm


Aerith-You know, I didn't really want to be stabbed but someone dropped a quarter and I just happened to look at it.
Vincent- *The rest of the crew locks Vincent inside his coffin* Hey, come on guys, that's not funny.
Sephiroth- Hey mom, whoaaa, what happened to your face?
Cid- B**CH, GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!
Cloud to Tifa- There's something I have to tell you....I'm emo
Tifa- Hell, we all knew that already.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:09 pm


The truth behind what happened to Zack.....

Zack: *On the pot* OH MY GOD!
Zacks Mom: You ok in there dear?
Zack: DAMN YOU CONSTIPATION!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *turns into a super sayin*
Zacks Mom: Whats going on in there?
Super Sayin Zack: Dude this is awe-- *slips and hits his head against sink*
Zacks Mom: *walks in* HONEY! Zacks dead! We need tyo hide the body!!! Dump him in the river and he'll float along till he sinks or someone finds him.
Zack's Dad: What about his girlfriend?
Zack's Mom: I dont know! Make something up!!! Tell her he died from ShinRa or something!!

Half an Hour Later biggrin

Super Sayin Zack: *floating face up in the river and opens his eyes* A cloud....................Cloud *goes unconcious and gets amnesia and only remembers the word Cloud and later washes up in Midgar where he meets a crazy lady who says he knows him from his childhood*

-FIN-
(just something I came up with after being bored to death for an hour)

Bane Blackheart


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:25 am


Red XIII: I trust humans. All of them.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:18 am


sephiroth = i love this planet and every one on it *skips away gleefully*

aeris = i love u tifa

Cloud = "im over the past lets be best friends sephiroth bestest best friends" ,and "im done being emo".

Vincent Starr


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:52 pm


Tifa: Cloud....I don't like you so Aeris can have you.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:29 pm


Cloud : hmm this swords a bit to heavy.
yuffie : im donating my materia to charity
vincent : im scared of the dark
cid : Airships/rockets are for girls + i hate hights

Deamondane


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:14 pm


Sephiroth:You want to know why I'm evil? Because my mommy never gave me hugs or made me cookies...
Everyone surprised _0
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:17 am


Sephiroth: "Does this bikini make my butt look big?"

Vincent: "Yay flowers!!!!"

Cloud: "I made cookies!!!"

Aries: "I hate my life..." ~*emo*~

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:30 pm


Nanaki: *uses soft on his dad* HI DAD!

Father: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!! I WAS HAVING FUN! *casts petrify on himsefl*

Nanaki: T-T I'm so going emo now...

Cloud(KH1) + Vincent walk over.

Cloud: Join the club. We have cloaks *puts cloak on Nanaki*

Vincent: ...
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:51 pm


Barret: Its b/c i'm black isn't it?

Tifa: Maybe I should get breast reduction.

Cloud: F*** this i'm going to Wall Market.

Vincent: I'm thinking of changing my outfit to something that incorporates a bit of pink...yeah, that'll get the girls.

Red XIII: Meow!

Aeris: I think i'm pregnant Barret.

Caith Sith: WTF...does this thing even have gentalia...christ...I can't even please myself.

Yuffie:...sooo your saying you won't try my fishball soup?

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Bane Blackheart

PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:46 pm


Bane: *points at Vincent* Dunanunanunanuna BATMAN!!!!
Vincent: *twitch* Douche Bag
Cloud: *Walks in* You rang?
Bane and Vincent: .............
Bane: *Uses Banish on Cloud*
Tifa:*Walks in* Whats going on in he- *Sees Bane* ........... *inches twards door*
Bane: *holds his hand up and she stops*
Vincent: Hey I heard this from Cloud .......... but can you-
Bane: Yes
Vincent: What about Yu-
Bane: Hai
Vincent: Hows about Ar-
Bane: Yup
Vincent: All at the sa-
Bane: Uh huh
Vincent:............Right now?
Bane: Sure
Vincent:............................ Yuffie................... Areith............. can you come here?

-FIN
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:06 pm


Vincent:"I love you guys."*hugs everyone*

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:09 am


Cloud: Cid! Cummon! We need your help!

Cid: Are you out of your &^#$@ mind!!! Do you know how high up we are!?!?!?

Cloud: ....Wait...what?

Cid: We must be a million feet off the ground! There is no way in hell I'm jumping off this thing!

Cloud: Cid...you are a pilot...and you're afraid of heights?

Cid: No...thats not it at all...its just...<.< >.> Well, who is gonna watch the crew when you all go parachuting? They certainly need someone to look after things here!

Cloud: ....

Barret: ....

Cid: .... What?

Cloud: Cid...did you pack extra underwear?

Cid: Well...of course. Why?

Cloud: ~pushes him off the airship~

~~~

(After all the trouble he put them through, Cloud and the gang finally get retribution from Sephiroth.)

Sephy: Welcome to the ChocoBurger, may I take your order please?

Cloud: o.o ..... Sephiroth?

Sephy: Oh %#$&. What the hell are you doing here?

Cloud: We just came by to get something to eat....why are you behind that counter?

Sephy: Errr...I...Ummm....

Cloud: You work here?

Sephy: Well...no not really...I mean...

Cloud: .....

Sephy: .....

Cloud: Say it...

Sephy: Go to hell!

Cloud: Cummon, its your job, just say it and it will all be over!

Sephy: Kiss my @$$ Cloud...

Cloud: Can I speak to the manager please?

Sephy: s**t!!! No! Alright alright. -_-

Cloud: Say it.

Sephy: ~sighs~ Would you like fries with that?

Cloud: XD
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:22 am


aeris:screw the planet i wanna be emo*puts on a dark cloak and becomes emo*
Sephiroth:i want cookies
everyone else:holy crap cloud ur emo
Cloud :no crap stupids aeris i hate u go to heak

Vincent Starr


supakawaiikohei

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:33 pm


Cloud - I love my life heart
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