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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:44 pm
If my Internet would cooperate for just one game, start to finish, that would be nice.
Yup.
Uh huh.
Until then I think I shall bake something.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:20 pm
Mmrrrrrr I'm netflixin. >:/
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:05 pm
Oh man, Pac-Man World is being so brutal to my brother ******** clown world
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:49 am
What the ******** ********, government. D:<
You can't be allowed to send me two jury duty summons for the same month. How do you expect me to be in Boston and Melville at the same time? D:<
On top of that, you bitches scheduled it when I have school! Given that it's a state school, are you sure you want to be taking money away from the ********' b***h-a** ******** trying to ******** up my education with their ******** ******** sense of "Justice." ********! scream
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:54 am
Wantcookie What the ******** ********, government. D:< You can't be allowed to send me two jury duty summons for the same month. How do you expect me to be in Boston and Melville at the same time? D:< On top of that, you bitches scheduled it when I have school! Given that it's a state school, are you sure you want to be taking money away from the ********' b***h-a** ******** trying to ******** up my education with their ******** ******** sense of "Justice." ********! scream "I believe black people are secretly the result of the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico Incident." or OR, do what Tina Fey/Liz Lemon does. Dress up as someone from Star Wars AND BE THAT PERSON. ohgod do Indiana Jones.... a sexy Indiana Jones. >:C WHY DON'T PEOPLE SUMMON ME FOR JURY DUTY?
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:02 am
Le Derpy Hooves Wantcookie What the ******** ********, government. D:< You can't be allowed to send me two jury duty summons for the same month. How do you expect me to be in Boston and Melville at the same time? D:< On top of that, you bitches scheduled it when I have school! Given that it's a state school, are you sure you want to be taking money away from the ********' b***h-a** ******** trying to ******** up my education with their ******** ******** sense of "Justice." ********! scream "I believe black people are secretly the result of the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico Incident." or OR, do what Tina Fey/Liz Lemon does. Dress up as someone from Star Wars AND BE THAT PERSON. ohgod do Indiana Jones.... a sexy Indiana Jones. >:C WHY DON'T PEOPLE SUMMON ME FOR JURY DUTY? You know what? I'm doing that. Leather jacket, gold thong, awesome hat, and whip. Nothing else.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:06 am
Wantcookie Le Derpy Hooves Wantcookie What the ******** ********, government. D:< You can't be allowed to send me two jury duty summons for the same month. How do you expect me to be in Boston and Melville at the same time? D:< On top of that, you bitches scheduled it when I have school! Given that it's a state school, are you sure you want to be taking money away from the ********' b***h-a** ******** trying to ******** up my education with their ******** ******** sense of "Justice." ********! scream "I believe black people are secretly the result of the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico Incident." or OR, do what Tina Fey/Liz Lemon does. Dress up as someone from Star Wars AND BE THAT PERSON. ohgod do Indiana Jones.... a sexy Indiana Jones. >:C WHY DON'T PEOPLE SUMMON ME FOR JURY DUTY? You know what? I'm doing that. Leather jacket, gold thong, awesome hat, and whip. Nothing else. It will be beautiful. And sexy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:21 pm
Someone has to film this court escapade.
This is a thing that is being seen by the world.
It'll be a youtube sensation.
"HOW TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY - FOREVER!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:10 pm
I'm hungry.
But idk what for.
I kind of want an egg.
But at the same time I kind of don't.
I want to make a pizza. But it takes an hour.
And I'd have to wash the pan, and the pizza roller, and the countertop.
And basically the whole kitchen because nobody else bothers. And I am getting pretty sick of that.
I think I'm going to eat whatever they've got in the fridge, and if they complain, I'll just tell them that they left the kitchen in such a disgusting state that I can't make anything of mine, and if they don't like it they can start cleaning up after themselves and it'll stop happening.
I am so great.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:43 pm
I want to go to the beach. It's been a month since the last time I went, but I hate washing my truck and vacuuming it out once I'm back home.
I wanted that stupid tropical wave to make landfall here but it seems to be going further north. We need the rain here!!! It's been over 90 degrees here for the past month.
I wish my "friends" weren't such bitches sometimes.
Also, I haven't eaten. I wonder what there is to eat ...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:53 pm
 Pop-Chips are the best goddamn potato chips in the universe, period.For those of you who have not yet tried Pop-Chips, what have you been doing all this time? Playing with your p***k? Go and eat some Pop-Chips. They’re the best damn potato chips to have ever existed. What they do to make Pop-chips is they take potato slices and add some heat and put them under pressure to make it pop sort of like popcorn, in order to make a nice crunchy, tasty potato chip with less fat and cholesterol than the leading brand. It also tastes better than Lays and especially ******** Pringles, which you can’t eat more than three of before wanting to ingest mouth wash. I recommend the barbeque flavor for those of you who don’t menstruate; first time I tried one it was like a lesbian orgy in my mouth. One of the best things about Pop-chips is that they’re healthier than most other potato chips without being healthy enough to make people think you’re a p***y health-food addict. Holy s**t, this chip has everything I could ask for in a snack! The only thing that’s missing is a large sandwich that comes with the bag, because these things go great with sandwiches. Stop sitting around eating those disgusting Doritos and Pringles like a *****. Pick up some Pop-chips today! Or just go blow yourself; I’m fine with either.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:56 pm
I'd been wondering if those were really all that special.
Guess it's time to go find out.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:17 pm
So last night a storm rolled in. I love storms. However, it was extremely humid and blah. Then my power went out and sleep was s**t. So I get up and waddle my way through work, get home. Power is back on. Yaaay. Use bathroom, and power goes out midway through completion. And now we aren't estimated to get our power back until 9pm tomorrow. And it is humid and 96 out today. What the fuuck
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:09 pm
I want to go for a walk.
And to the store to buy junk food.
But I need my money back first.
seeeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
get here fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
........and as I type that, in the door he walks. This being a god thing kicks a**.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:56 pm
Augh, got the tiniest fleck of algicide in my eye. <******** youuuuuuuuuuuuu
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