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 Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:38 pm
...you know, it's hard to wallow in fake misery if you're mopping up the tears.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:42 pm
*thwacks Crimson with the mop*
It's hard to wallow in fake misery properly if you're flooding up the place before I can install the mood lighting and play desolate music. stare
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:47 pm
*is thwacked with mop*
Oh, alright. Carry on then. *waits patiently*
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:51 pm
Thank you.
*installs mood lighting and plays desolate music, then bombs the place to achieve the perfect destroyed creepy environment*
Ok, NOW you can wallow in your misery.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:53 pm
...*would, but he got blown up along with the place, so he just twitches in a crater.*
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:55 pm
Whoops.... Oh well, no great loss.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:57 pm
I...will have...REVENGE!
*jumps up, and pokes Neo on the forehead*
Ok, I'm done.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:01 pm
Oh my. Allow me to retrieve my chain gun.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:04 pm
...hearing that, I once again feel like my weapon of choice being a blade or spear was a foolish choice.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:10 pm
It's okay, I brought a spare. You can borrow it, if you want to join me in the destruction of innocent villages and bandits camps in the forest while we ride atop the back of lava-oozing dragons.
It comes with ammo.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:14 pm
Hmm...dislike of firearms versus destroying innocent villages. On one hand, destroying innocent villages is fun. On the other, I'm supposed to be one of the good guys, albeit a more evil one, and I don't like guns.
Hard choice.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:31 pm
Yeah, but knowing me, I could be aiming in the opposite direction and somehow shoot you. My aim is that bad. I actually have a logical reason for not liking guns.
Now if you had explosives on the other hand...
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:34 pm
......
Grenade launcher?
Napalm?
Landmines?
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:45 pm
Mmm, none have the elegant touch of exploding fireballs, but I suppose those will do.
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