Ehem... So I come into work and find this e-mail in my inbox.... (skipping to the good part cause the first item was about work chain mails.)
2) If you bring food to the lunch room and place it in the refrigerator feel free to label it with your name and date. Eat only what you bring, not other people's stuff. By the way, if you got sick when you ate something from the refrigerator most likely you stole my lunch, it was loaded with laxatives. Yes, I did it on purpose because I heard enough times from other people that their lunches were being eaten so there! By the way, I plan to do it again so ONLY EAT what is yours smile
Thank you for your understanding. I hope this email made you laugh (except you lunch thief!)
That would explain the disgruntled and pained groans coming from the men's bathroom the other night by a certain "Tom Bonery" So he has learned one of the may lessons of work edict. Now if only we can get him to keep his shoes on, keep his eyes to himself, and NOT wear sweat pants to work.
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