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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:35 pm
Nightmare rubbed his eyes with a closed fist "but I want it to be special for my first, not a thrill of the moment fling."
Freddy Tail poked Haur with his knife glove.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:39 pm
"But I should go out and just lay whomever?!"
Me: *pounces Tail* MuahmuahmuahmuahMUAHMUAH! heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:11 pm
Nightmare scratched his head with his foot "well... you have been around. Two-Face, Creeper, Harley, Edward, Jason, Paul, you aren't too picky."
Tail pretended to slash at Haur with his clawed glove.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:29 pm
"Two Face and Harley don't count. Me and Jack never had sex. I damn sure didn't sleep with Edward or Paul!"
Paul scoffed. "I don't masturbate."
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:43 pm
Nightmare counted off his fingers "yeah they do, yes you did, and you did rape Edward."
Edward rubbed his butt "I still can't fart."
Robert watched as one of his Ragnarites waddled into Ivy's greenhouse.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:11 am
Nuts to the cosplay, back in black. cool
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:51 pm
so Dark, do I have the ok for Batman?
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:22 pm
Me: *licks the sexy Darkeh mask* blaugh
No: N0o0o0o Eric! I'm teh Batman.
Ivy scoffed. "Harvey and Harley do not count and there is no proof me and Harley had a go at it anyway! Jack and I did NOT have sex. We just did some heavy messing around. Jason manipulated me before I was the woman I am today, which almost like rape if you think about it, and I a** raped Edward in my Ragnarok form as a sign of revenge. I wasn't myself then. So there."
She scoffed at Haur. "Psht, you're also too trampy to play the Bat."
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:53 pm
Tail ducked behind a changing curtain and came out dressed as Batman.
Nightmare yawned "whatever."
Robert watched as the Ragnarite in Ivy's greenhouse exploded, spraying orange slime all over the room.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:02 pm
A curtain falls around the greenhouse, midgets rush in, then moments later the curtain lifts to reveal the greenhouse exactly as it had been before.
Then the KGB comes and takes Robert to the Gulag for not being a true soviet.
Such is life in Moscow.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:18 pm
Robert gives a sharp whistle as several white scaled Ragnarites leap from the shadows and pounce on the KGB "even in soviet Russia, soviet Russia jokes aren't funny." He grabs Stray by the scruff of his neck and throws him out the window. Robert watches the next bloated Ragnarite stumble into the new greenhouse.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:19 pm
Oh, now you're just kidding yourself, Ivy. Harvey TOTALLY counts, don't even try to deny that one *laying across entire length of couch, legs hanging off*
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:36 pm
Ivy's face cheeks carried a light tint of blush. "Harvey does NOT count! She violent pointed to Two-Face. MAYBE if I succeeded in killing him he would have and MAYBE if I screwed him once and then killed him he would, but we were in a relationship. It's complicated, it still is complicated so he doesn't count. Even he would agree he doesn't count!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:43 pm
awwwww she still has soft spot for Two-Face.
Two-Face absently flipped his coin "obviously, I was twice the man she was use to using and backstabbing."
Nightmare scratched his head again "Mira, I need your pillows."
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