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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:54 pm
A section of my latest fanfic that I would kind of expect to happen at some point in the game, but sadly never does: Quote: "... Excellent. Now, I'm going to give you a side objective." "Sir?" Tseng withdrew a long, flat box from within his suit jacket and handed it to Elena. "I want you to make sure Reno's shirt is tucked in and that he is wearing this tie the next time I see him."
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:50 pm
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:08 pm
Vincent: Its great to be alive Here with you all! *Peppy attitude*
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:40 am
*Cait sith is in the party, Tifa and Cloud talk out of earshot*
Tifa: Cloud, can I talk to you alone?
Cloud: *whispering to himself* Score!
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Nothing! Ahem *Puts on a suave voice* What can I help you with, my dear?
Tifa: Ummm... Yeah. I just wanted to know, why Cait Sith is still in the party, since he, you know, betrayed us and all, AND he's really obnoxious.
Cloud: Oh...*sighs* Okay, well...I don't know, I guess I never got around to telling him to leave.
Cait Sith: *Snuck up on them and leaps on Tifa's head* SUCK IT, LASS!
Tifa: AUGH! THIS IS JUST WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, HERE!
Cloud: Yeah, I see. Cait Sith, we don't wan't you in the party any more.
Cait Sith: SUCK IT DRY! *Leaps on Cloud's face and self-destructs.*
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:38 am
Rupert: BANG!!.
And the dirt is gone.
Scarlet: Hey Tifa you looked sexy in that gas chamber.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:21 pm
OMEGA Weapon: LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:54 am
(Sephiroth sits on folding a chair in a circle with a random group of people)
Sephiroth: Hello, I'm Sephiroth.
Random PPL: Hi, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: And... I.... I'm a....
Person to right: Come on! It's the first step! You can do it!
Sephiroth: (Deep Breath).... I... I'm a... a... A COOKIE ADDICT!! crying
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 8:43 pm
Cloud and gang see Sephiroth walking by, eating ice cream, he stops ad looks at them as they stare, ice cream all over his face. Sephiroth: What? I like ice cream. Cloud: ...Can I have some? Sephiroth: ...No. Cloud. Aww.... Come oooon. Sephiroth: No! Get your own!! Cloud: Come OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Sephiroth: NO! LEAVE MY ALONE!!! Yuffie: *Leaping out of the shadows* Ice cream!! Sephiroth: NO!!! MIIINE! MOMMY, HELP! *Throws a jenova pice at them, which turns into a monster and attacks* Cloud: It's Jenova! Attack! Aerith: Fire!!! *Casts fire spell and melts Sephiroth's ice cream* Sephiroth: NOOO! ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, b***h! FIRST THAT DATE AND NOW THIS? I THINK NOT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! SEE ME AT THE CITY OF THE ANCIENTS! I DARE YOU! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!! *Disappears* Cloud: ...Date? Aerith: Oh please, he's all talk.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:16 am
Eclipse of Origin Cloud: "HOLY CRAP PEOPLE, WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!" Barret: "We're in your party, dumbass!" Cloud: "Oh.....Wait, where ARE you?" Tifa: "Well I'M In your boxers" Aerith: "You Biznatch! No wonder I got stuck with his left pocket!" Yuffie: "Shush, I'm in your hair" Cloud: "...Where are our weapons?" Vincent: "How the hell should we know? Oh, and get some deoderant, please" Cid: "And a washing your feet would be nice" Tifa: "Ooh..." Cloud: " eek t-t-Tifa? What're you doing?" Aerith: "OH HELL NO!" *jumps into Cloud's boxers and fights with Tifa* Cloud: " eek G-g-girls, that f-f-feels nice, but I'm in l-love with Y-y-Yuffie" Yuffie: "SCORE!!" *jumps into Boxers and kicks Aerith and Tifa out* Barret: "Ya know, You people are fun to watch" Sephiroth(outside): Cloud? Why are you grunting? we're supposed to be having a nice game of chess! Cloud(outside): G-g-gimme a minute Seph, I'm going to the bathroom... *walks into the bathroom, leaving everyone but Yuffie outside* Interesting Noises in the bathroomBarret: Soo..... Tifa: OK Barret...You win! Barret: SCORE! *brings Tifa to bedroom* Aerith: So Vinnie... Vincent: Don't even think about it! *walks off* Aerith: Cid? Cid: I got Shera *walks off* Aerith: Reeve?!?! Cait Sith: Long Distance relationships NEVER work out.. *hops away* Sephiroth: *Waves arms wildly in an attempt to get Aerith's attention* Aerith: "Ooh, Sephiroth! THat's right! *walks off with him to spar bedroom* Nanaki: *sigh of contentment* Alone at last... *takes out his collection of Furry Hentai* D: no one commented.... Was it too perverted?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:02 pm
Cloud: I could SO pull off that dress better than you could.
Aerith: Cloud, for the last time, stay away from my clothes!
Cloud: I look so much prettier than you do! your too fat and Tifa's got fake boobs.
Tifa: What!!??
Cloud: You know they're fake, I mean, we could clearly tell they were fake when they were pixalated, and now with Hi-Def we can tell that they're definitely implants!
Barret: Ya know, I just realised that, They really ARE fake.
Tifa: F--K YOU BOTH!
Barret: Now Tifa, you know how I hate to use Curse words.
Tifa: Thats a blatent lie you dumb-a**!!
Yuffie: Will you guys shut up!! I'm trying to play Vincent's new game over here!!
Cloud: What? Vincent got a game before I got a remake? That's impossible!
RedXIII: It's true, us awesome characters have been shunned from the light of excellence Cloud.
Cloud: ... Dude, your a F--king dog, who cares what you have to say.
Cait Sith: Aye, it be true! Who wants to listen to some basterd rant on about nothing.
Cloud: Your no better you Irish Robot, and who the hell makes an Irish robot in the first place?
Reeve: *Starts whistling innocently*
Sephiroth appears.
Sephiroth: You guys know where my sword is? I swore I left it in Aeris's room.
Aeris: That was a sword? I thought it was a di-- uh, I threw it out, sorry.
Sephiroth: You don't throw out a freakin 7ft. sword stupid! That thing cost me $124 on the internet!
Cloud: Really? Mine was only $34 dollars.
Tifa: I thought Zack gave it too you?
Cloud: Nope, this one came off the internet!
Vincent: Will someone let me out of this crappy-a** video game? This game is really bad!
Yuffie: Its not that bad Vinny baby!
Vincent: Screw off...
Cid: Hey c**k sucking mother ******** a** hole basterd shitty a** italian meat ball b***h heads! (Sorry for the cursing) I recently found out what Sephiroth's Last name is! It's...
*Sephiroth kills him*
Sephiroth: No one needs to know that my last name is Crescent! (I dunno, but based on info I gathered, I think it is.)
Cloud: Dude, you just told everyone...
Sephiroth: O.o...
Tifa: Your pretty stupid for the ultimate bad guy.
And so we all learned that the cast of FFVII are a bunch of retards. Not really, but this was still funny.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:45 pm
cloud:my swords to frekin hevy!!!!!i wont a lighter sword!!1 like seporoths! oh nvm swcre saving the world im going on vactshon!!!! scream scream
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:37 pm
Cloud: Sephiroth!!! Your going to pay for what you've done!!!
Sephiroth: You have come a long way just to see your end Cloud. ~draws his sword~
~kitten walks up and rubs against Sephiroth's leg~
Sephiroth: ~screams like a girl and kicks it away~
Cloud: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Cloud: ~pulls out kitten~
Sephiroth: o_o()
Cloud: ~chases him~
Sephiroth: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:45 pm
Aeris: *tending her garden* Hm... I don't remember these plants... But, they strangely look like.... Cannabis?
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Cid: What the hell? Roses? Where the hell did my.... Oh God...
---Back at the Gainsborough home---
Tifa: Duuuuuuude, my, my breasts are like, huge.... Wanna, wanna touch them?
Yuffie: Qui, qui... Quit showing off, mine won't grow... Stupid asian boobies! Man, I am hungry like a mo fo, man, where are the doritos?
Aeris: Guess... Guess I was right. Weed laced brownies, man, keheheheheh. Eh, screw it, I'm in...
===Hours later===
Aeris: Dude, you, you know what?
Tifa: What Aeri? Before I pass out, man....
Aeris: Cloud.... What the hell is up with that? Keheeh, you think his mom was high when she named him that?
Yuffie: Probably higher than a box of hammers.... Wait... Peheheheh, we are baked, man... Phuck it... 'Ey, you two, you two are hotter than I am....
Tifa: Nah, nah, I mean, some people like Asian girls like you... Thin, lithe, young, I mean, that's sexy to me, mah...
Aeris: Hey, I got a great idea. How, how about, we cover Yuffie with Dip and Dots, and we freakin eat it off of her, man?
Tifa: Ah, let's do it! I'll match you, man!
Yuffie: Killlerrrrrrrr....
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:52 pm
Jhay-R Aeris: *tending her garden* Hm... I don't remember these plants... But, they strangely look like.... Cannabis? --- Cid: What the hell? Roses? Where the hell did my.... Oh God... ---Back at the Gainsborough home--- Tifa: Duuuuuuude, my, my breasts are like, huge.... Wanna, wanna touch them? Yuffie: Qui, qui... Quit showing off, mine won't grow... Stupid asian boobies! Man, I am hungry like a mo fo, man, where are the doritos? Aeris: Guess... Guess I was right. Weed laced brownies, man, keheheheheh. Eh, screw it, I'm in... ===Hours later=== Aeris: Dude, you, you know what? Tifa: What Aeri? Before I pass out, man.... Aeris: Cloud.... What the hell is up with that? Keheeh, you think his mom was high when she named him that? Yuffie: Probably higher than a box of hammers.... Wait... Peheheheh, we are baked, man... Phuck it... 'Ey, you two, you two are hotter than I am.... Tifa: Nah, nah, I mean, some people like Asian girls like you... Thin, lithe, young, I mean, that's sexy to me, mah... Aeris: Hey, I got a great idea. How, how about, we cover Yuffie with Dip and Dots, and we freakin eat it off of her, man? Tifa: Ah, let's do it! I'll match you, man! Yuffie: Killlerrrrrrrr.... My name is Doughboy, and I approve this message.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:08 pm
Sephiroth: Now, you shall all die-*trips over a turtle* !! *face plants into the ground* >x<
Aerith: Aww, that's where you went, Monsieur Tortue! *picks up turtle*
Sephiroth: Monsieur Tortue?? What the crap?
Aerith: It's French, dill-hole!
((Note: Monsieur Tortue=Mr. Turtle))
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