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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:20 am
Muahahaha
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: One, but you have to throw it really hard.
Q. What's worse than ten dead babies in a barrel?
A. One dead baby in ten barrels.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over?
A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die?
A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hammered into a piece of wood?
Peg.
We are horrible, horrible people ^^
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:24 am
nevermind the comment that used to be here, but see my edit anyways.
haha. yes. yes we are. hold on. i must think.
what's worse than having a worm in your apple.
the holocaust.
some others are against tos... i am running low on clean ones.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:26 am
Aw, you can't do that. What was the comment?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:32 am
that the barrel joke and the mailbox joke were similar. but i decided it wasn't worth saying.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:38 am
OMG HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY DEAD BABY JOKE??!!!11
I'll share one of my most offensive 'clean' ones. Guaranteed to offend someone in the room.
What's the difference between scouts and jews?
Scouts come back from camp.
If you laughed, you're going to hell with me.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:42 am
LMAO. i am. oh god. i can't believe i hadn't heard that one before.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:44 am
I found it when looking for scouting jokes my mom could use for her boy scouts.
...I did not give her that one. I did have to bite my hand to keep from laughing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:45 am
would people have tried to read it then? that sounds painful.
i have to get going. i have to be up at 8 tomorrow, and it's 3:46
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:47 am
If you ask someone to look up jokes and they start laughing uproariously, you're gonna want to check it out, right?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:48 am
yes. yes i am.
your holocaust joke is much much better than mine.
have a great (whatever time it is for you) i have to wake up in 4 hours.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:51 am
See? The need for silence was great.
I try.
Ah, sleep well!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:57 am
I had to wake up right now (not really but I'm up anyway!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:58 am
i'd say you too...but for all i know it's like noon there or something...and then it'd just be silly..
have fun. be lucky. and don't do anything you don't want to.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:59 am
It's like 4 am here but since I work 10pm-6am 5 times a week I pretty much sleep when I feel like it.
Good morning Ayu!
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