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 Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:19 pm
Graverobber: -to Shilo- Hey pretty lady, it's crazy, you're almost half my age, I want to dance on your body the way I shake it on graves.
-x-
I came up with it while listening to the radio before watching Repo with my friends.
Hedley is great xD
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:33 pm
That reminds me of a Queens of The Stone Age song....
Rotti: I'm so old! YOU'RE SO YOUNG!
Shilo and Rotti: I know! You know!
Rotti: Come on everyone lets go!
Oh! Baby baby yes I swear!!!!
Shilo: You'll get me my cure? *begging eyes*
Rotti: Uhhh..... -_-
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:51 am
Luigi: I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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Rotti: Why is the rum always gone...?
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:11 pm
Graverobber: .... doo doo doodoooo Shilo: manamanom Graverobber: do doodadooo doo Shilo: MANAMANOM!! ... ref!Nathan: .... > surprised don't touch my scalpel!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:23 pm
Scare Doctor Graverobber: -to Shilo- Hey pretty lady, it's crazy, you're almost half my age, I want to dance on your body the way I shake it on graves.
-x-
I came up with it while listening to the radio before watching Repo with my friends.
Hedley is great xD
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:53 pm
EvFaerAshlynn Luigi: I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. --- Rotti: Why is the rum always gone...? SWEET. As I recall it was a horror film... xP Shilo dressed as a boy: I'm looking for the love of my life. GraveRobber: I'm sorry but my first and only love is my dumpster. *motions to an addict to get Shilo away* Shilo: I mean Nathan!
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:56 pm
log log5 Graverobber: .... doo doo doodoooo Shilo: manamanom Graverobber: do doodadooo doo Shilo: MANAMANOM!! ... ref!Nathan: .... > surprised don't touch my scalpel!!!!!! =O *Gasp* MUPPETS!!!! Rotti: To introduce our guest star! That's what I'm here to do! So it really makes me happy to introduce to you...... AMBER!! Yeaaaaahh!!! Amber: *High as Hell which is suprisingly quite high* When do I get to go and score some more Z man! Rotti: *sigh*
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:20 am
Rotti: I'm about to die. I think I'll take this limited time I have and dedicate it to making a seriously positive change in someone I know's life.
Graverobber: I respect my customers.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:20 am
sqwarriorempress *Amber runs up to GraveRobber-who has a his posse of Shilo, Mag,Dead Marni and Nathan behind him sneering- in a revealing 2 piece pink bathing suit with the letters GR imprinted in her thigh from pulling wax strips off her skin* Nathan: Looks like someone's lost their laundry.Amber: Hello GraveRobber. You've scorched me, man.GraveRobber: Later, Amber.Amber: But GraveRobber, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree!GraveRobber: Well, I'm solo, Sugar.Amber: Wanna' see these gunboats? I give GraveRobber. I give bare second on the first date!GraveRobber: Use your mentality and cool down!Dead Marni: Yeah, Amber, you bosoms ain't nothin'!Mag: You better watch it Bozo! You might catch a cold!Shilo: My drug-dealer wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole! He likes his women bad, Amber, not cheap!*Shilo looks up from her book to Nathan who is sitting across from Shilo* Shilo: How do you french kiss? I've never french kissed anyone before.Nathan: Watch it's real easy. *Drags Marni's dead body into the room and sets her up on his lap* You open your mouth *opens Dead Marni's mouth and kisses a little* and I open mine... *kisses some more* Then you wiggle your tongues together. *wiggles his tongue with Dead Marni's quite comically* And it feels real sexy! *Frenches Dead Marni* Shilo: Thanks Daddy! *Runs off to see GraveRobber and apply her lesson to real life*
EXTRA ZYDRATE POINTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS WAS FROM AND WHO SAYS THE QUOTES!Cry Baby?
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:03 pm
XXX Zombie Porn sqwarriorempress *Amber runs up to GraveRobber-who has a his posse of Shilo, Mag,Dead Marni and Nathan behind him sneering- in a revealing 2 piece pink bathing suit with the letters GR imprinted in her thigh from pulling wax strips off her skin* Nathan: Looks like someone's lost their laundry.Amber: Hello GraveRobber. You've scorched me, man.GraveRobber: Later, Amber.Amber: But GraveRobber, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree!GraveRobber: Well, I'm solo, Sugar.Amber: Wanna' see these gunboats? I give GraveRobber. I give bare second on the first date!GraveRobber: Use your mentality and cool down!Dead Marni: Yeah, Amber, you bosoms ain't nothin'!Mag: You better watch it Bozo! You might catch a cold!Shilo: My drug-dealer wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole! He likes his women bad, Amber, not cheap!*Shilo looks up from her book to Nathan who is sitting across from Shilo* Shilo: How do you french kiss? I've never french kissed anyone before.Nathan: Watch it's real easy. *Drags Marni's dead body into the room and sets her up on his lap* You open your mouth *opens Dead Marni's mouth and kisses a little* and I open mine... *kisses some more* Then you wiggle your tongues together. *wiggles his tongue with Dead Marni's quite comically* And it feels real sexy! *Frenches Dead Marni* Shilo: Thanks Daddy! *Runs off to see GraveRobber and apply her lesson to real life*
EXTRA ZYDRATE POINTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS WAS FROM AND WHO SAYS THE QUOTES!Cry Baby? FINALLY!! You now get lots and lots of ZYDRATE!!!!! 8D
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:07 am
Quite honestly, I doubt any of the R!TGO characters would say this:
"I love Repo Men! It's such a better movie than ours! ;3"
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:55 am
nathan: OMG ITS A GIANT CACTUOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rotti: bring the puppy in.......let's see what happens when we take the puppy away (hint hint anyone know what this is from?)
Nathan: NO REALLY, THERE IS A GIANT FREAKIN CACTUOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:06 pm
Pavi: I have decided to settle down from all this chaos and have a normal life. You know, a wife, kids...and my own face...
Graverobber: No Amber, it's not right to sell your body for drugs...if you really need them THAT much, you can take them now and pay me later...
...I know these kinda suck, but I'm sure I'll come u with some better ones later...
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:57 pm
sqwarriorempress XXX Zombie Porn sqwarriorempress *Amber runs up to GraveRobber-who has a his posse of Shilo, Mag,Dead Marni and Nathan behind him sneering- in a revealing 2 piece pink bathing suit with the letters GR imprinted in her thigh from pulling wax strips off her skin* Nathan: Looks like someone's lost their laundry.Amber: Hello GraveRobber. You've scorched me, man.GraveRobber: Later, Amber.Amber: But GraveRobber, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree!GraveRobber: Well, I'm solo, Sugar.Amber: Wanna' see these gunboats? I give GraveRobber. I give bare second on the first date!GraveRobber: Use your mentality and cool down!Dead Marni: Yeah, Amber, you bosoms ain't nothin'!Mag: You better watch it Bozo! You might catch a cold!Shilo: My drug-dealer wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole! He likes his women bad, Amber, not cheap!*Shilo looks up from her book to Nathan who is sitting across from Shilo* Shilo: How do you french kiss? I've never french kissed anyone before.Nathan: Watch it's real easy. *Drags Marni's dead body into the room and sets her up on his lap* You open your mouth *opens Dead Marni's mouth and kisses a little* and I open mine... *kisses some more* Then you wiggle your tongues together. *wiggles his tongue with Dead Marni's quite comically* And it feels real sexy! *Frenches Dead Marni* Shilo: Thanks Daddy! *Runs off to see GraveRobber and apply her lesson to real life*
EXTRA ZYDRATE POINTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS WAS FROM AND WHO SAYS THE QUOTES!Cry Baby? FINALLY!! You now get lots and lots of ZYDRATE!!!!! 8D Its like one of my favourite films! This ones been going round our cast for a while. GRAVEROBBER: And it's my job to steal and nom FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:08 pm
Graverobber: I'm done with this biz. Zydrate for free!!
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