Corrupt a Wish...Kingdom Hearts Style

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted!

But then it gets corrupted and edited by all the KH otaku who are jealous of our awesome.

I wish there was something for Zell and Nanaki to do. I miss playing them!  

[fractalJester]

Wish granted!

No consequence, because you finally get to actually play them.

The only consequences are REBOOT











 

[phoenixianCrystallist]

I wish the entire guild could have gone to the "Inside the Kingdom, With Heart" event.  

[fractalJester]

Granted!

Except the event was cancelled. And now we're all too poor to go home, get a hotel, or even buy food because we were wished into using all of our money to go to the now-cancelled event. You monster.

I wish for an Emperor's New Groove world in KH3 D:  

[Fandom Melodies]

♦ What road do I take?
♣ "Where do you want to go?"

Your Wish is Granted!
But, when you entered into that world, the gaming animation was slow as snails and glitched out a lot.

I wish for Multiplayer in a Kingdom Hearts Game!

♥ I don't know.
♠ "Then, it really doesn't matter, does it?"

 

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Wish granted!

It's exactly like every other online multiplayer system. Full of racist, sexist douchebags.

I wish Unchained X was out already DX  

[Kaegoe]

(Oh my god who took the dust out of this thread)

Granted but you found out Riku was a girl this whole time.

I wish for a chocobo.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted!

It was on the train, remember? twisted I miss Xabier DX

I wish RE: Coded didn't have the most horrible gameplay I've ever encountered so I can actually enjoy the game.  

[Fandom Melodies]

Kaegoe

(Oh my god who took the dust out of this thread)

♦ What road do I take?
♣ "Where do you want to go?"

(I did!!)
Granted, but Kingdom Hearts 2 replaced their gameplay with the style of South Park

I wish that Riku & Sora can finally kiss in the game!!

♥ I don't know.
♠ "Then, it really doesn't matter, does it?"

 

[Kaegoe]

Granted, but then Kairi in a fit of rage and jealousy killed Sora for cheating on her.

I wish that the next KH game is not another remix of a current game....  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

DENIED

Unchained X, b***h~ I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR KHX TO BE MADE AVAILABLE OUTSIDE OF JAPAN, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME DX And then there's rumors of KH:3D in HD. 3HD.

I wish MickeyRiku was a ship that had never sailed. The mouse is married, dipshits, stop breaking canon to satisfy your fetish grumble grumble gripe  

[Fandom Melodies]

♦ What road do I take?
♣ "Where do you want to go?"

Your wish is Granted!
But the catch is the first Kingdom Hearts was the last Kingdom Hearts game. They didn't make anymore games after that.

I wish Donald confessed his undying love for Goofy...

((Shipping hardcore right now))

♥ I don't know.
♠ "Then, it really doesn't matter, does it?"

 

[Enji_Chou]

"I wish I got to live in my dream home in the Kingdom Hearts universe."  

[fractalJester]

Wish granted!

But because you did not corrupt the previous wish, yours is corrupted twice over:

Your "dream" home is actually based on your worst nightmares. It's like Earth, but worse!

You remain absolutely, terrifyingly normal, completely unable to change anything of consequence! Welcome home.


I wish we knew who the Thirteen Vessels were >o>  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted!

But now the entire plot of KH3 is horribly spoilered and you just ruined the suspense and anticipation, how dare you, this is on par with Snape killing Dumbledore.

I wish you could create your own playable character in more KH games besides X/Unchained X.