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 Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:46 am
Draco: Good job Harry old buddy old pal, great game today! You played so well! Nice catch with the Snitch too!
Harry: You too mate! Good job! Hey here's an idea! Let's go out for ice cream!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:10 am
Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia: Harry, we love you like a son.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:29 am
Hagrid: I am very pleased to meet you, please, sit down and we shall enjoy a long conversation on the destruction of all magical monsters.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:36 am
Dudley: Here, Harry, you can have my ice cream.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:30 pm
Hermione: Ah who cares if we go to class. It's just a grade.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:37 pm
Snape: Harry, you are the best in my class.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:07 pm
Dudley: Mum, I want to lose weight.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:43 pm
Uncle Vernon: Petunia, dear, I think that we shoud put Dudley up for adoption. Harry would be happy without him.
Aunt Petunia: Yes, I fully agree with you.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:34 pm
Voldemort: Listen, Harry, my sponsor says I'm supposed to apologize to everyone I've wronged while under the influence of evil, so...
Harry: Alright. Go ahead.
Voldemort: I'm sorry I killed your parents.
Harry: Okay, I forgive-
Voldemort: Wait, I'm not done. I'm also sorry I tried to kill you.
Harry: Okay, well I-
Voldemort: Repeatedly. And I'm sorry I've killed everyone you've ever loved, and driven you from your childhood home.
Harry: Wow. Okay, I-
Voldemort: I'm sorry I made everyone hate you, I understand why that was wrong. I'm sorry.
Harry: Okay, I forgive-
Voldemort: I'm sorry I've dreamed about killing you, I'm sorry I talk about killing you all the time, I'm sorry about that time I sort of almost killed you, but you survived. Not sorry you survived, you understand.
Harry: Right.
Voldemort: About the killing.
Harry: Okay.
Voldemort: And I'm sorry I've been writing fanfiction about us on the internet, about killing you and doing unspeakable things to your corpse.
Harry: Well, nobody's- Wait, what?
Voldemort: And I'm sorry I killed so many of your friends and teachers, and those children that you probably didn't even know, but you might have, and I killed them.
Harry: Huh.
Voldemort: I just killed the hell out of them. And I'm sorry.
Harry: Uh-huh...
Voldemort: So do you forgive me?
Harry: Avada Kedavra!
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:38 pm
Draco: Hermione I truly respect you as a muggle born
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:43 pm
Draco : herminoe , um.... will you be my girlfriend??? , although I truley regret calling you a Mudblood
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:58 pm
Lucius Malfoy: Hello Harry. Draco wanted to know if you'd be his bff.
Harry: Yes! A dream come true!
Draco: -screams and dances like a girl-
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:34 pm
Young Peter Pettigrew: Oh shut it, James. And who do you think you're impressing with that snitch? Such a show-off!
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:14 pm
Sirius: I hate you, James.
((I promise that I won't make Sirius sound mean again! crying ))
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:31 am
Draco: Harry I have a confession to make...
Harry: What is it?
Draco: I want to tell you that, um... I'm, I am as straight as a circle...
Harry: And?
Draco: I've been madly in love with... Uh...
Harry: Let me guess, me?
Draco: No! No! No!
Harry: Then who is it?
Draco: I'm in love with your best friend
Harry: Hermione?
Draco: Like I told you... I'm as straight as a circle...
Harry: Get to the point Malfoy!
Draco: I'm in love with Ron...
*Ron walks by*
Ron: You love me?!
Draco: Oh yes. In full view of the hallway, will you, Ron Weasly be my beloved husband?
Ron: You bet your bloody hell I'll marry you!
*Ron and Draco disapparate with their arms linked
Harry: What's wrong with me? I'm hot!
*Ginny walks by and looks at Harry*
Ginny: No you're not!
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