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 Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:16 pm
Auuuuggg!!
I need major help here!
I need an idea for a short story....
Blah.. I hate short stories... Sure, I can write an awsome seven-pager just fine and dandy... but give me boundries for length... and I'm screwed... >.<
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:17 pm
Ideas for a short story?
Okay:
A white haired necromancer stumbles upon a random shell. Whilist looking at the shell, he is beheaded by a black haired ninja. It turns out that this black haired ninja is really his fathers, sisters, mothers, boyfriend's neighbour's best friend from New Zealand and that he's been sent to retrieve the shell which is really a magick apocolyptic shell of DOOM that just happens to have washed up on the shore of Iceland where the asassination occurs. Then, the ninja travels into the magickal forest of random birds where he meets a lady in waiting of the 567th prince of Huugabaluga. They immediately fall in love, but the lady in waiting turns out to become a nun from the country of wakawaka where she is being awaited with a magickal artifact of Sparkliness. When she produces the item, the ninja kills her and steals it (yeah, the love's been forgotten). He rides off into the sunset and lives happily ever after.
The End.
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AND QUIT EATING ME! gonk
This is like the time we tried to wax Haru, but worse!
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:50 am
*at the mention at attempts to wax Haru, Val slowly starts to scoot away* O_o;;
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:02 am
But Jar Jar be hunry. HUNGRY!!!
I wanna a sandwich.
Makes me asandwich woman! *rips off clothes*
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:22 am
What happened to Haru anyway?
Plot for Lasha: I want a banana.
*blinks at clothes*
Whose clothes? Jar's or Landa?
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:03 pm
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:39 pm
MY EYESSSS! IT BURRRRNNNSss...
*flails around*
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:45 pm
*is looking away from JarJar, blindfolded and in a suit of armor*
At least I'm not naked anymore... xd
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:56 pm
Don't lie 'Landa. You know you like it. *licks*
Yar be nekkid I am. *turns to Val*
Type me up a profile. *shakes fist of nekkid fury*
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:35 pm
*Throws a firey fire-ball at JarJar's Nekkidness..*
And Landa, LOVE the story... but unfourtunately it has to have a moral of some sort...
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:37 pm
Moral of the Story: Don't give cheese to angry beavers >_> <_<
...
*pokes the nekkidness with a stick*
Yay! Val ishn't nekkid anymore! *does a jig*
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:39 pm
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:13 am
Jarlaxle Baenre Type me up a profile. *shakes fist of nekkid fury* Give me one logical reason why I should type you up a profile.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:33 pm
I'll email you mad porn and viruses and stuff if you don't?
*swats at the stick* Nyah! No pokie. *bearhugs 'Landa while running away from the fireball*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:32 pm
*frozen* Hugged...by...nekkid...ness...*twitch*
Oh yeah and Val enjoy's porn. That's not a very good threat *snickers*
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