Simply Anneke
That, or a guy friend who has a master in design 3nodding Works too. I'm a master OF design and half the time I spend with your boyfriend could be mistaken for scenes from the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Only with more superpowers and less dry humping.
Simply Anneke
stressed Remind me, why am I in a relationship with this guy again? Because no matter how hard you try you can't escape it. Even when you both had other relationships you were still in a relationship with each other, just in denial about it.
You can't fight it, just accept that he will crack bad jokes and you will do the haughty superior tone... FOREVER.