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 Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:28 pm
blixsaber OneWingedAngel101010 blixsaber OneWingedAngel101010 Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father. Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!! Sephirtoh:t-then that means. Vincent in a Darth Vader voice: yes, I,am your father. Sephiroth: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!Vincent: YES!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Now be a good boy and give us the black materia and get the ******** outta here. Sephiroth: NEVER! You will have to fight me for it. Vincent: Oh Yeah? *takes Sephiroth over his knee and starts spanking him* Sephiroth: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Okay okay I will stop and give you the black materia. Vincent: Good boy. Your mom would be proud. Sephiroth: WOULD? You mean she's dead?! Vincent: Unfortunatly. Sephiroth: *cuts his head off with the Masamune* Vincent: I have nothing left!!! *shoots himself in the face with the Death Penalty* Cloud: Hi Vincent how are you..........AAAAHHHH!!! *chops his head off* Tifa: AAAHHH!!!!! Finally alone at last. *gets into a bikini and parties like no tomorrow* Cait Sith:That was ******** weird. Cid: Anyone have a pack of smokes? *sees the mess* *starts making out with Cait Sith*
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:10 pm
Sephiroth: i dont want the black materia
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:46 pm
Sephiroth: "WHITE MATERIA FTW!" *head explodes*
Cloud: *Jumps from out of nowhere and looks around* "DAH-DAH-DAH-DAAH DUH DUH DAH-DUH-DAAAAAAAH!!!" *head explodes*
Cait Sith: "LOVE ME." *'splode*
Tifa: "...What the F-" *PARTY*
Barret: "...i need to shave..." *grabs razor and gives himself a hard look in the mirror.*
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:41 pm
something sweet that cloud would never say to tifa because he's shy:
"i love you."
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:40 am
Cloud: You know, I think I'm gay.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:54 pm
Tidus: Yuna, will you marry me question
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:02 pm
Eternal_Swordsman25 Tidus: Yuna, will you marry me question Wrong game, missy.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:04 pm
Nanaki: "I have a confession, I'm actually just a man inside a wolf suit."
Barret: "Right, and Tifa is just a wookie in a hot chick suit."
Tifa: "Who the hell told you?!"
Cloud: "Oh God...I'm gonna be sick."
Vincent: "Just make sure you make it to the bathroom this time Cloud."
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:07 pm
Sephiroth: Finally I have the Black Materia! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
~attaches it to his earring~ So...hows it look?
Cloud: ....
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:29 pm
((really ******** creepy.)) Reno: No matter what you say...I'll still kick your a**" sorry its off a picture that i have
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:02 pm
OneWingedAngel101010 blixsaber OneWingedAngel101010 blixsaber OneWingedAngel101010 Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father. Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!! Sephirtoh:t-then that means. Vincent in a Darth Vader voice: yes, I,am your father. Sephiroth: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!Vincent: YES!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Now be a good boy and give us the black materia and get the ******** outta here. Sephiroth: NEVER! You will have to fight me for it. Vincent: Oh Yeah? *takes Sephiroth over his knee and starts spanking him* Sephiroth: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Okay okay I will stop and give you the black materia. Vincent: Good boy. Your mom would be proud. Sephiroth: WOULD? You mean she's dead?! Vincent: Unfortunatly. Sephiroth: *cuts his head off with the Masamune* Vincent: I have nothing left!!! *shoots himself in the face with the Death Penalty* Cloud: Hi Vincent how are you..........AAAAHHHH!!! *chops his head off* Tifa: AAAHHH!!!!! Finally alone at last. *gets into a bikini and parties like no tomorrow* Cait Sith:That was ******** weird. Cid: Anyone have a pack of smokes? *sees the mess* *starts making out with Cait Sith* Vincent comes out of nowhere and there is still a dead body of him on the ground:*shoots cait sith and cid in the head*thats it their dead,no more.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:56 pm
(How dare you steal my soul blixsaber! scream )
Cloud: Fetch Bahamut!
*Bahamut beams Cloud*
Cloud: Ouchie.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:13 pm
Cloud: Tifa are your boobs real?
Tifa: Why yes they are real(all nervous)
Cloud: I like Big Boobs.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:47 am
(My friend and I got this idea from a show called Northern Exposure. The show is not currently on air to our knowledge, but there are DVDs of it. I hope you all enjoy this.)
Scarlet: President, what IS this thing?
Rufus: It's a catapult.
Scarlet: What's ON this catapult?
Rufus: A piano...
Reeve: *enters* Excuse me, but we have a big problem.
Rufus: So do I.
Reeve: What would your problem be?
Scarlet: *raises her hand* I can't stop having my period...
Reeve: We already know that.
Rufus: I want to know how far a piano can fly when launched from a catapult. Taking bets.
Scarlet: I bet it flies past Sector 1. 200 gil.
Reeve: I bet that Cloud and his friends are comming here soon, and we may never find out. 800 gil.
Rufus: Let's find out.
Cloud & gang: *enters* What the hell are you doing?
Rufus: Wreaking havoc on the world with a catapult. What else?
Tifa: It looks like a catapult.
Garret: Smells like one.
Vincent: *stops chewing on teh catapult* Tastes like one, too.
Rufus: Whoa, how'd you get past us?
Vincent: ...... I have mad vampire skills.
Rufus: Well, now that the bets are in, let's see what happens. *launches the catapult*
Sephiroth (in the Northern Crater): What smells like a piano? *The piano hits him on the head* Ow... That hurt...
Cloud: Wow, that got some distance...
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