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 Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:17 pm
Barret: How do you get all the %&^$en girls Cloud, I mean your white!
*Pretty Fly for a White Guy begins playing*
Cloud: Cause all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white....
*Barret and all the other FF7 guys point there weapons at him*
Barret: No way in hell you gonna sing that song....EVER!
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:08 am
Cloud: Tifa will you marry me!?
(Ya right like Cloud would ever say that)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:00 am
Barret: "I think I'm the only black person in this whole damn game! This is racist!"
Nanaki: "I'm black...homie."
Vincent: "You are...red...I'm the other black character. You just can't see it under these clothes."
Cait Sith: "That's a load! I'm the true black character."
Cloud: "But you are the whitest thing here!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:28 pm
tifa :"aeris how long have you been fighting with that rod?"
but fighting isnt all i do with it" she says with a naughty voice
tifa: colours red "hmmm lets find a quiet spot and then you show me"
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:51 pm
darkvalmar tifa :"aeris how long have you been fighting with that rod?" but fighting isnt all i do with it" she says with a naughty voice tifa: colours red "hmmm lets find a quiet spot and then you show me" Aeris: *bashes Tifa's head in* Success! *necrophelia's Tifa's corpse*
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:16 pm
Tifa: Cloud! I need a potion! Quick!
Cloud: Right! ~pulls out a can of Mountain Dew~ But why a potion when you can have the crisp cool taste of Mountain Dew. Its what I drink. ~smiles at the camera~
Barret: Uhhh.....
~Weapon stomps towards them~
Barret: I think we need to get out of here....
Cloud: And I can do just that! With these brand new Nike shoes! ~flashes shoes~
Tifa: Barret! Lets go!
Barret: Right! ~runs off~
Cloud: Hey guys, wait for me! ~tries to run, but feet are stuck to the ground~
Weapon: ~steps on Cloud~
Cloud: x_X
Barret: Damn sellout...
Tifa: Hehehe...~hides superglue behind her back~
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:16 pm
Cloud:don't worry Tifa I'll kill Sephiroth*sees Sephiroth land in a firey mist and walk twords Cloud with a long sword*
Cloud:dude I just s**t my pants*pees pants too*
Cloud:ooooooh god,help
Tifa:CLOUD YOU LITTLE p***y!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:50 am
Fayted Eclipse Cloud: "HOLY CRAP PEOPLE, WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!" Barret: "We're in your party, dumbass!" Cloud: "Oh.....Wait, where ARE you?" Tifa: "Well I'M In your boxers" Aerith: "You Biznatch! No wonder I got stuck with his left pocket!" Yuffie: "Shush, I'm in your hair" Cloud: "...Where are our weapons?" Vincent: "How the hell should we know? Oh, and get some deoderant, please" Cid: "And a washing your feet would be nice" Tifa: "Ooh..." Cloud: " eek t-t-Tifa? What're you doing?" Aerith: "OH HELL NO!" *jumps into Cloud's boxers and fights with Tifa* Cloud: " eek G-g-girls, that f-f-feels nice, but I'm in l-love with Y-y-Yuffie" Yuffie: "SCORE!!" *jumps into Boxers and kicks Aerith and Tifa out* Barret: "Ya know, You people are fun to watch" Sephiroth(outside): Cloud? Why are you grunting? we're supposed to be having a nice game of chess! Cloud(outside): G-g-gimme a minute Seph, I'm going to the bathroom... *walks into the bathroom, leaving everyone but Yuffie outside* Interesting Noises in the bathroomBarret: Soo..... Tifa: OK Barret...You win! Barret: SCORE! *brings Tifa to bedroom* Aerith: So Vinnie... Vincent: Don't even think about it! *walks off* Aerith: Cid? Cid: I got Shera *walks off* Aerith: Reeve?!?! Cait Sith: Long Distance relationships NEVER work out.. *hops away* Sephiroth: *Waves arms wildly in an attempt to get Aerith's attention* Aerith: "Ooh, Sephiroth! THat's right! *walks off with him to spar bedroom* Nanaki: *sigh of contentment* Alone at last... *takes out his collection of Furry Hentai* comment on this, it wasn't made in 4 minutes ya know mad
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:28 pm
Fayted Eclipse Fayted Eclipse Cloud: "HOLY CRAP PEOPLE, WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!" Barret: "We're in your party, dumbass!" Cloud: "Oh.....Wait, where ARE you?" Tifa: "Well I'M In your boxers" Aerith: "You Biznatch! No wonder I got stuck with his left pocket!" Yuffie: "Shush, I'm in your hair" Cloud: "...Where are our weapons?" Vincent: "How the hell should we know? Oh, and get some deoderant, please" Cid: "And a washing your feet would be nice" Tifa: "Ooh..." Cloud: " eek t-t-Tifa? What're you doing?" Aerith: "OH HELL NO!" *jumps into Cloud's boxers and fights with Tifa* Cloud: " eek G-g-girls, that f-f-feels nice, but I'm in l-love with Y-y-Yuffie" Yuffie: "SCORE!!" *jumps into Boxers and kicks Aerith and Tifa out* Barret: "Ya know, You people are fun to watch" Sephiroth(outside): Cloud? Why are you grunting? we're supposed to be having a nice game of chess! Cloud(outside): G-g-gimme a minute Seph, I'm going to the bathroom... *walks into the bathroom, leaving everyone but Yuffie outside* Interesting Noises in the bathroomBarret: Soo..... Tifa: OK Barret...You win! Barret: SCORE! *brings Tifa to bedroom* Aerith: So Vinnie... Vincent: Don't even think about it! *walks off* Aerith: Cid? Cid: I got Shera *walks off* Aerith: Reeve?!?! Cait Sith: Long Distance relationships NEVER work out.. *hops away* Sephiroth: *Waves arms wildly in an attempt to get Aerith's attention* Aerith: "Ooh, Sephiroth! THat's right! *walks off with him to spar bedroom* Nanaki: *sigh of contentment* Alone at last... *takes out his collection of Furry Hentai* comment on this, it wasn't made in 4 minutes ya know mad Ah, I know what it's like to not have my work appreciated, my apologies. That is excellent, honestly how long did it take you to come up with that?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:12 pm
Return Of Say Fayted Eclipse Fayted Eclipse Cloud: "HOLY CRAP PEOPLE, WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!" Barret: "We're in your party, dumbass!" Cloud: "Oh.....Wait, where ARE you?" Tifa: "Well I'M In your boxers" Aerith: "You Biznatch! No wonder I got stuck with his left pocket!" Yuffie: "Shush, I'm in your hair" Cloud: "...Where are our weapons?" Vincent: "How the hell should we know? Oh, and get some deoderant, please" Cid: "And a washing your feet would be nice" Tifa: "Ooh..." Cloud: " eek t-t-Tifa? What're you doing?" Aerith: "OH HELL NO!" *jumps into Cloud's boxers and fights with Tifa* Cloud: " eek G-g-girls, that f-f-feels nice, but I'm in l-love with Y-y-Yuffie" Yuffie: "SCORE!!" *jumps into Boxers and kicks Aerith and Tifa out* Barret: "Ya know, You people are fun to watch" Sephiroth(outside): Cloud? Why are you grunting? we're supposed to be having a nice game of chess! Cloud(outside): G-g-gimme a minute Seph, I'm going to the bathroom... *walks into the bathroom, leaving everyone but Yuffie outside* Interesting Noises in the bathroomBarret: Soo..... Tifa: OK Barret...You win! Barret: SCORE! *brings Tifa to bedroom* Aerith: So Vinnie... Vincent: Don't even think about it! *walks off* Aerith: Cid? Cid: I got Shera *walks off* Aerith: Reeve?!?! Cait Sith: Long Distance relationships NEVER work out.. *hops away* Sephiroth: *Waves arms wildly in an attempt to get Aerith's attention* Aerith: "Ooh, Sephiroth! THat's right! *walks off with him to spar bedroom* Nanaki: *sigh of contentment* Alone at last... *takes out his collection of Furry Hentai* comment on this, it wasn't made in 4 minutes ya know mad Ah, I know what it's like to not have my work appreciated, my apologies. That is excellent, honestly how long did it take you to come up with that? I hear that. Good stuff man, I didn't read it until you quoted it though. Too far back...I think.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:05 am
Cloud: I bet MY swords bigger then yours Sephiroth!!!!
Sephiroth: come and try some then Cloud...
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:07 pm
cloud and friends walk into the midgar swamp and see the midgar zolom impaled on a tree.
tifa:"omfg did sephiroth do that?!"
spots a note lying under the tree
"making shish kebabs, off to get some more onions and such"
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:59 pm
*Sephiroth about to stab Aerith*
Sephy: Wait, Jenny! What are you making me do!? (Jenny as in Jenova)
Aerith: Hm? What's that noise? *looks up*
Sephy: MY LOVE!!! *Glomps* I can't believe I almost killed you!!!!!! *Cuddle*
Aerith: Gah! gonk Took you long enough to make a move! Ya jerk.... stare
Sephy: *giggleth* Let's never fight again! *snuggles some more* I'm sorry I filed for divorce. I'll tear up the papers and kill the lawyers right now.
Aerith: My hero!! 4laugh heart
Cloud: ....where... do I come in?
Vincent: You know, Cloud, we can always... *Ahem* comfort eachother for our losses.
Cloud: Smashing! *cuddles with Vinni*
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:14 pm
Sakuya794 *Sephiroth about to stab Aerith* Sephy: Wait, Jenny! What are you making me do!? (Jenny as in Jenova) Aerith: Hm? What's that noise? *looks up* Sephy: MY LOVE!!! *Glomps* I can't believe I almost killed you!!!!!! *Cuddle* Aerith: Gah! gonk Took you long enough to make a move! Ya jerk.... stare Sephy: *giggleth* Let's never fight again! *snuggles some more* I'm sorry I filed for divorce. I'll tear up the papers and kill the lawyers right now. Aerith: My hero!! 4laugh heart Cloud: ....where... do I come in? Vincent: You know, Cloud, we can always... *Ahem* comfort eachother for our losses. Cloud: Smashing! *cuddles with Vinni* Vincent: My jenova love has gone *sigh* crying
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