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another animal joke, please hang on.

Once upon a time there was a dog, and a young boy about to mow the lawn. He carried out the very heavy can of gas to the lawn mower and accidently spilled it. The dog ran over and began to lap up the gas before the boy could stop it, and then watched the dog get a sudden energy burst and run exited all over the yard. The boy ran after it, trying to get the dog to stop before it hurt itself. But then the dog slowed down and fell over, dead.

The veterinarian, when he came a few moments later, said he died because he ran out of gas.

not as good, sorry.

Are you from Jamaica? Cause Jamaican me crazy
); corny pickup lines ftw~

-snags hopefully last post-

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