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Pro-choicers in general.
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Pro-choice arguments.
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Pro-choice ideology.
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life in general.
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no respect whatsoever.
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Tiger of the Fire

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:51 pm


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Not so much length as girth...still needs to be okay in legnth though >.>


I think penises should be illegal, they're kind of weird looking. What do you think?


They *are* weird-looking, which often leads me to just stare at them while the owner gets rather impatient. xd

Meh, they certainly have their disadvantages. Though they're warmer than dildos, and attached to cute guys.

*cough*is this still pg-13?*cough*

If penises were illegal, I'd be in trouble.

And yes, the cute guys... They're also attached to the stupid, I-don't-have-a-conscience-and-will-screw-all-my-friends-because-I-don't-care-about-people's-feelings guys that I've been around lately.

Asses. The lot of 'em. Maybe I'll give up men along with women and try trannies next. Perhaps I'll have better luck with them, maybe.


Or you could try a nice Hermi. Best of both worlds there.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:01 pm


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I was eating pasta today called cappelletti, and I swear, they looked like little p***s heads.

http://toscana.appennino.info/images/articoli/enogastronomia/cappelletti.jpg

They were like that, only, the holes in mine were smaller. I kept giggling like a schoolgirl. I felt like I was eating p***s pasta. I'd link to that stuff, but I think I'd be banned if I did.

And of course. Women can't be satisfied without the length and 15 hour stamina! (even though those things tell you to go to the ER if it lasts more than 4 hours)
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What exactly does it mean if it lasts more than 4 hours? And that pasta looks... gross...

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Tiger of the Fire

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:03 pm


It means that after four hours, you're not having sex any more

You're running a freak show.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:06 pm


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I was eating pasta today called cappelletti, and I swear, they looked like little p***s heads.

http://toscana.appennino.info/images/articoli/enogastronomia/cappelletti.jpg

They were like that, only, the holes in mine were smaller. I kept giggling like a schoolgirl. I felt like I was eating p***s pasta. I'd link to that stuff, but I think I'd be banned if I did.

And of course. Women can't be satisfied without the length and 15 hour stamina! (even though those things tell you to go to the ER if it lasts more than 4 hours)
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What exactly does it mean if it lasts more than 4 hours? And that pasta looks... gross...

Looks like... Tortellini with a phallic twist. heart


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:07 pm


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You can permanently damage your p***s because the blood goes in but not out. It can also scar things...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:10 pm


Tiger of the Fire

Or you could try a nice Hermi. Best of both worlds there.

Pyro: Actually, I had a conversation about this the other day. Hermies, Trannies, and bisexuals are all nixed for me. Hermies and Trannies because I either want a man or a woman (And it sure as hell is going to be a man), not a mix of the two. And bisexuals because every bi boy I've ever liked has screwed me over, or screwed me up.

Men. Pffffft.

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Tiger of the Fire

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:11 pm


Yeah...it ant exactly iron in there...tears quite easly with enough friction and not enough lubrication.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:15 pm


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Or you could try a nice Hermi. Best of both worlds there.

Pyro: Actually, I had a conversation about this the other day. Hermies, Trannies, and bisexuals are all nixed for me. Hermies and Trannies because I either want a man or a woman (And it sure as hell is going to be a man), not a mix of the two. And bisexuals because every bi boy I've ever liked has screwed me over, or screwed me up.

Men. Pffffft.


Awwww. I'm sorry that ruind your experience with bi men. I could never tough you like that hun...seeing as our current status with each other is a friendly bases, but i can guarantee it would be emotional, not too "call me tomarrow" emotional, just "call me some time" emotional.

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Tiger of the Fire

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:19 pm


but you had better ******** call me, b***h mad
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:41 pm


gonk I think that's enough p***s talk, the last dream I had before I woke up involved two guild members cybering in this thread... uggghhh...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:45 pm


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Or you could try a nice Hermi. Best of both worlds there.

Pyro: Actually, I had a conversation about this the other day. Hermies, Trannies, and bisexuals are all nixed for me. Hermies and Trannies because I either want a man or a woman (And it sure as hell is going to be a man), not a mix of the two. And bisexuals because every bi boy I've ever liked has screwed me over, or screwed me up.

Men. Pffffft.

I got a bi boy. XD One of the ones you used to like.

Sorry. sad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:57 pm


Lorysa
gonk I think that's enough p***s talk, the last dream I had before I woke up involved two guild members cybering in this thread... uggghhh...
ninja which ones?

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A Menina Pianista

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:08 pm


lymelady
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gonk I think that's enough p***s talk, the last dream I had before I woke up involved two guild members cybering in this thread... uggghhh...
ninja which ones?


They were both straight men. crying It was so weird. But then you told them to stop and they did (they were starting to do it, but they were only joking)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:45 pm


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Or you could try a nice Hermi. Best of both worlds there.

Pyro: Actually, I had a conversation about this the other day. Hermies, Trannies, and bisexuals are all nixed for me. Hermies and Trannies because I either want a man or a woman (And it sure as hell is going to be a man), not a mix of the two. And bisexuals because every bi boy I've ever liked has screwed me over, or screwed me up.

Men. Pffffft.

I got a bi boy. XD One of the ones you used to like.

Sorry. sad

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C'est la vie, love.

That's your happiness to enjoy.<3

I've just had enough of them.

J.P., though, I actually like as a friend. So I'm at least cool with a couple bi guys, as long as I don't have any emotions for them, and nothing happens between us.

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divineseraph

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:34 pm


Lorysa
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gonk I think that's enough p***s talk, the last dream I had before I woke up involved two guild members cybering in this thread... uggghhh...
ninja which ones?


They were both straight men. crying It was so weird. But then you told them to stop and they did (they were starting to do it, but they were only joking)


Hey there, pyro. Pizza delivery-

oh wait, looks like you don't have enough to pay for it... but don't worry, i have a way you can pay for it wink


sorry, had to go there xd
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