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He was last seen at the ballgame with Kate Bishop

About a month. It's currently March 17th, two days before Powell's birthday.

He's been in mandatory therapy sessions with Doc Sampson. It's standard with all school orphans to prevent them from becoming bitter supervillains.

The program has a 50% success rate. XD


Edit: I've only done like 5 posts with Teddy in them. It'd behoove you to give them a quick read-through.

That's right, I'm Hero High's slightly less psychotic version of Calender Man.

Clark is such a Debbie Downer.

In honor of the IRL holidays, I present to you a lost outtake from Hero High. Teddy sings karaoke Christmas music to his friends at Blackhawk's.

::INSERT FOGGINESS AND MUSIC THAT INDICATES A MEMORY::

The students of Hero High had all gathered Blackhawk's for a Christmas party. Zinda supplied all of the usual holiday food and drink. Well, it wasn't usual for her since she didn't spike the eggnog.

Wally spent most of the night speedkissing girls under the mistletoe. Dani got into line eight times for that. Achilles, who had recently been shown a Seinfeld episode about Festivus, was performing feats of strength. Billy was attempting to cuddle Teddy in a corner booth (much to his embarrassment) while Hartley and Wallace made jokes at their expense across the way. Jen and Karen arm wrestled anyone who was for it (much verbal abuse was handed out) and beat everyone except Clark and Donnie. And Chris Powell spent the entire night (much to Cassie's annoyance) onstage singing song after song after song after....well, you get the idea.

Cassie didn't want Chris onstage anymore, especially when he sung something mushy directed at her. But how to get him away from that damn mic? idea Get someone else up there! But who? Cassie took a long look around the room and spied Teddy. He certainly didn't look happy with Billy's very intimate PDAs....maybe he'd like a bit of freedom.

"Teddy," Cassie called as she walked over. "Zinda wants Chris off the stage and said you're up next."

"Uh, I don't sing."

"Do you want to tell her that?" Cassie gave Zinda's guns, which hung over the bar, a meaningful look.

"Please, Teddy Bear," Billy batted his eyes at Teddy. "Sing me a song!"

Teddy groaned and trudged towards the stage. Chris sputtered as Teddy pushed him off and into the crowd. Everyone stared at Teddy and he blushed.

"Um, Merry Christmas?" Teddy said. "I'm here to sing a song, I guess." Teddy flicked through the choices on the karaoke machine until he found something he could make his own. "I'll be singing 'Up On The Housetop' by the Jackson 5."

And with that, Teddy started his song.

Teddy: Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Here he comes, here he comes

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Here he comes, here he comes

Up on the housetop, reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for everyone's Christmas joys

Chris had just one desire
For when he sings to Cassie, a new guitar
But he wants a guarantee
That it won't play out of key

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick

I said, Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Here he comes, here he comes

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Here he comes, here he comes

Dani's not the least bit shy
But no hot shot at dating one guy
Bring her a girl to kiss
Maybe that date won't miss

Wally wears his shoes so thin
He's gone through his socks again
He's always running as you know
So bring him some shoes with lots of sole

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick

I said, Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick

Patter patter pitter patter
Pitter patter patter
Pitter patter pitter patter
Pitter patter patter

Oh Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Come on Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blixen
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Now at this point, Billy thought this was the cutest thing he had ever seen. He couldn't resist trying to help Teddy. Unfortunately for Billy, he wasn't familiar with this version of the song.

Billy: Did you read Santa Claus my list?
Teddy: Of all the boys you're waiting to kiss?
Billy: TEDDY! That list was only a joke! gonk
Teddy:Too late, Billy, he's bringing you mistletoe

Billy: But you just video games and stuff
Teddy: Yeah, but that's not even half enough
What I want means more than fun
Billy: What's that?
Teddy: Love and peace for everyone

Up on the house top reindeer stand
Waiting for that dear old man
Up to the chimney with gifts to spare
And lots of Christmas joy to share

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Up out through the chimney with old St. Nick

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick

::fade to black::

The minute an evil Billy was mentioned, I immediately envisioned a "Bellatrix Lestrange-esque batshit crazy" Billy! rofl