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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:02 pm
CLANG!!!
After knocking Dundee out finally, he looked at the inscription on the floor Artemis just drew. "Huh, a reg'lar picasso. Dundee, take a look at this!" C.J. yelped as Dundee was sitting on his a**, seeing stars.
"Duuuuh Gee, C.J., look at all the pretty stars. There's Sandra Bullock . . . There's Mila Kunis, there's Selena Gomez . . ." Dundee said, in a daze.
"Selena's there? Gimme that mallet!" C.J. growled, as he took the hammer he used in the time the writer was looking away and was JUUUUST about to knock himself out when he stopped. "Wait, writer, this is a bad idea. Listen to the other one." he said, seemingly towards nobody in particular.
Okay, fine.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:22 pm
"Damn fourth wall." Artemis finished the elaborate circle and walked on his hand legs to stand in the middle of it.
He crouched down and placed his front paws on a certain spot and the circle began to glow and an unnatural wind spun around the cat. It wasn't long before Artemis began to glow as well, his small form stretched and grew.
It took a few minutes before the spell finished and before C.J. was now standing... Well... A male Crystal. ((*Points down to signature picture.* Guess who.)) He looked at C.J. and turned towards the door of Kai's room, reaching for the door knob.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:28 pm
C.J. raised his eyebrow, dropping the hammer to the floor, barely missing either one of their feet. "What in th'?!? So you're from the siggy at the bottom of her posts?" he asked as he got ready to go in, too. Now that the dope was incapacitated, C.J. was a little better off to go walking around.
Meanwhile, Dundee fell over after his non-squinter in the past post and was now sleeping like a rock.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:37 pm
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:41 pm
He looked back at C.J. "How do you think I keep an eye on her? There's very few times she slips my sight... Mostly when I'm taking my naps." He opened the door to the bedroom and walked in, looking around.
Artemis walked right up to Kai and placed a hand on her forehead, checking for a fever.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:57 pm
Just when things couldn't get any weirder, Dun' saw the two Germans talking from the Fern when he slid into consciousness.
Meanwhile, Arell was just about to sit down to his coffee when down the stairs came Dundee, thundering like the 9:15 to Chicago. Racing towards the big Cajun.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" Dundee screamed, literally jumping into Arell's arms, the big Cajun man almost dropping his coffee mug.
"Che', what in de ******** are you doin'?!?" Arell asked, dropping Dundee onto the ground.
"I just heard two Germans from the fern bush and Artemis turned into a HUMAN!!!! They're out for Kai, do something!! Whaddawedo? WHAT DO WE DO?!?" Dundee asked, as Arell did an aside glance in the direction he assumed C.J. would have.
"Decaf, Dun'. You need DECAF. What're you gonna hallucinate next? De Spanish Inquisition?!" he asked, getting ready to go upstairs, mug of coffee in hand.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:04 pm
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:17 pm
Arell looked at the arrival of the Spanish inquisition. Yup. You lost your mind human! the Gator side of Arell thought. The human side was so stunned, he did a double-take. "Yer kiddin'." he said.
Meanwhile, upstairs, C.J. heard the door open below. "I just thought it was coincidence, Artie." he said, following him in. "I'd be careful. One false move and she'll probably uppercut us both into next week." he said in a quiet whisper.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:43 pm
[Enter Aiden and Abby from the Batcave]
Aiden and Abby had decided to go up to the Batcave.... just in time for them to see Dundee leap into Arell's arms.
"Oi! Dundee, what're ya doin'?!" he said, and then the "Spanish Inquisition" showed up. Aiden and Abby just blinked and stayed silent.
"I'm guessin' this is that Mix guy's vengeance or summat like that?" Aiden asked, seeming rather calm.
"Next thing ya know, there's gonna be that Black Knight from... oh yeah, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I loved that movie," Abby said.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:20 pm
Arell smirked a little bit, drinking his coffee, still in disbelief. "Che', 'tween Mxyzptlk, gon' t' Catgirl's doctor's appointment from hell, an' all de other s**t, I'm either dreamin' or dis is by far de WEIRDEST thang dat's happened today." he said . . . and started chuckling. "All we need now is de Black Knight, dat Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket an' de two survivin' Beatles an' dis'd be just like a dream I had once." he said, his low Cajun growl taking a break to take another drink.
Meanwhile, Dundee was just in shock. "Th-th-th-that really DOES happen?! The Sp-sp-sp-Spanish Inq-q-q-q-quisition!?!" Dundee asked. Now starting to stutter bad.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:59 pm
Abby blinked, and said: "Nah, they're just here because reality's bein' warped by people we can't usually see. In fact, I'm looking at two of 'em, right now..." Abby said, looking away from the others and squinting.
"Apparently, the one Mxy was talkin' to earlier is eatin' cookies now, not Goldfish, and the other has a weird haircut... Okay, this is just weird. I'm... I'm not goin' crazy, am I?" she asked the others, looking to her brother, who grinned and said: "Sis, I've seen enough weird things here t' know that we're all mad here."
((Abby's good luck powers didn't just negate Mxy's powers when he tried to use them on her; due to the interaction between these two mystical energies, and the nature of the field Abby projects, some of Mxy's medium awareness was imbibed within Abby. She can't fully interact with the other side of the Fourth Wall-- which is why she does not realize this setting is wholly fictional and she thinks CJ and I are simply reality warpers and does not realize we're the creators of several of these characters-- but she is able to observe what's going on to a limited degree. For example, she will have no idea that I'm typing this up, but CJ or Artemis might; I've yet to decide if this is permanent or not.))
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:39 pm
Kai was in the midst of her dreams, that turned to be a sort of flash back to her past, just experiencing a place that she would sooner wish she could forget when she felt the fur of something brush against her forehead. Weird, it brought her to the realization that something might be up and she forced herself awake. At the quick sight of a stranger, and another person near her she instinctively reacted out of defense and uppercut Cj without warning as well as smacked away the hand of that same stranger. Immediatly after contact she pulled her hand back in, feeling her pain again and having the realization she just hurt someone by accident.
"What are you all doing in here? Can't I get some sleep?"
She glared at the new comer.
"And all these strangers"
She sighed and drooped her head in dismay. She had no energy to deal with any of this, if only Kai could hold on with the toxin and aura exhaustion she already had.
"Look, can you all leave, I still feel terrible and am in no condition to leave this room."
((Ceej just got exactly what he was expecting emotion_dowant That and he kinda deserved it for calling Kai legs emotion_donotwant ... Lol))
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:02 pm
POW!!!
The uppercut slammed into C.J.'s chin like a semi truck, sending the young man into the air and flat down on his a**. Dazed, he tried to get up to his feet. "Told ya she'd do it . . . now if ya excuse me . . . FINLAND!!!!!" he yelped, and then fell over, dazed. Looked like Artemis would have to drag the young Southern man away.
Arell looked at Abby. "Now yer talkin' like C.J. . . . speakin' a' which, what happened t' dat li'l weirdo anyways?" he asked, scritchin' his head 'til something made sense. If only he knew, he would more or less try to make more sense out of a KO'd C.J. over the two writers conversing, the Spanish Inquisition, Dundee, ect.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:18 pm
Artemis looked back at C.J as Kai's punch landed. He looked back at Kai after the Finland comment. "Kai, you need to answer your com at least. A woman calling herself Oracle is trying to get a hold of you." He picked up her communicator and handed it to her.
"And I'm Artemis by the way. We've met... In a way." He looked her in the eyes with those same blue orbs of Crystal's. The facial structure and the ears and tail would make her think of the young heroine.
He smiled at Kai. "If you like I think I might know something that can get rid of that poison you're trying to deal with while you talk to your friend." Artemis gestured towards her communicator that he had handed her.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 1:01 am
Kai sighed and took the communicator almost feeling as if this was all a punishment. She held the communicator to her ear after nodding to the bright eyed fellow and replied to Oracle.
"This is Kai, is there any reason you had these guys wake me up? well, maybe not just a reason, but how important is it?"
((Short post ^^; sorry guys, lots of stuff on my mind ))
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