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((MIGHT I IMPLY THAT ALL THREE OF YOU ARE BEING MANKY LITTLE GITS. I WILL HAVE ORDAH. *bonks you all on the head with a gavel*))

((I love you too, ST00DENT. But I'm gonna hafta start handin' down a** whoopin's if things don't straighten out. XD))

((*brandishes gavel* DO NOT tempt me. I'M FULL OF WALMART ANGST. I WILL DO EET.))

((Alas, if only I were a drinker. v.v))

((Abso-bally-lutely. It's not so much the work I do, it's more the people I work with and certain customers, such as BITCHY COUGH SYRUP LADY. <.< She can dance right into the arms of Satan for all I care, I hope her cough syrup CHOKES her.))

((Okay, so I'm workin' BLACK FRIDAY, goddamn HELL NIGHT at Walmart, and things have been okay all night, which is pretty good considering I was guarding the line for the Nintendo DS Lite. SO, it's finally after 5 am, the line's gone, but some random stragglers are still going through the aisle to get in line, forgetting to grab a ticket from me. So, this woman goes down the aisle, so I just asked her "Excuse me, Ma'am, are you in line for the DS?" and she gets REALLY pissy with me and she's like "NO, I"M HERE FOR SOME COUGH SYRUP. <.<" And it's like "Well, okay, you rancid b***h, I hope it poisons you."))

"Well we are working on a hair growth potion at the moment."


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