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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:58 pm
nathan: i gots a lovely bunch of coconuts! here they are a standing by the tree, big ones small ones, some as big as your head!.. (i forget the lyrics but yea it is that song the birdy sings in lion king)
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:12 pm
Shilo: Daddy can i go to the prom
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:05 am
Rotti: SLAAAAAASH, it makes the world go 'round.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:42 am
Nathan to Shilo: That's it... get out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:43 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:01 pm
Graverobber: Zydate comes in a little glass vial.
Shiloh: A little glass vial?
Graverobber: .. Yeah.
Shiloh: I'm not suppose to talk to strangers...
Mag: Or let them through the gate?
Shiloh: That either. A big risk.
Mag: A big fence.
Shiloh: A big mistake.
Mag: A hot date.
Mag: My contract had some mighty fine print, but I was blind when I signed it.
Any Gentern: Actually, I am a person, not a sex object.
Rotti: Thank you for informing me Doctor, keep up with the good work.
Lady: How old are you?
Shiloh: 17
Lady I had my first surgery when I was 13 and thanks to Z I couldn't feel or remember a thing... A month later, I was turning tricks!
Shiloh: Oh, what is that like?
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Liberal Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:17 pm
Cadbury Creme Egg
Shiloh: I'm not suppose to talk to strangers...
Mag: Or let them through the gate?
Shiloh: That either. A big risk.
Mag: A big fence.
Shiloh: A big mistake.
Mag: A hot date.
Mag: Shilo? Is your name Shilo? Can I talk to you? So we can f**k! =P ^^
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:28 pm
sqwarriorempress Cadbury Creme Egg
Shiloh: I'm not suppose to talk to strangers...
Mag: Or let them through the gate?
Shiloh: That either. A big risk.
Mag: A big fence.
Shiloh: A big mistake.
Mag: A hot date.
Mag: Shilo? Is your name Shilo? Can I talk to you? So we can f**k! =P ^^
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Liberal Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:29 pm
*Amber runs up to GraveRobber-who has a his posse of Shilo, Mag,Dead Marni and Nathan behind him sneering- in a revealing 2 piece pink bathing suit with the letters GR imprinted in her thigh from pulling wax strips off her skin*
Nathan: Looks like someone's lost their laundry.
Amber: Hello GraveRobber. You've scorched me, man.
GraveRobber: Later, Amber.
Amber: But GraveRobber, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree!
GraveRobber: Well, I'm solo, Sugar.
Amber: Wanna' see these gunboats? I give GraveRobber. I give bare second on the first date!
GraveRobber: Use your mentality and cool down!
Dead Marni: Yeah, Amber, you bosoms ain't nothin'!
Mag: You better watch it Bozo! You might catch a cold!
Shilo: My drug-dealer wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole! He likes his women bad, Amber, not cheap!
*Shilo looks up from her book to Nathan who is sitting across from Shilo*
Shilo: How do you french kiss? I've never french kissed anyone before.
Nathan: Watch it's real easy. *Drags Marni's dead body into the room and sets her up on his lap* You open your mouth *opens Dead Marni's mouth and kisses a little* and I open mine... *kisses some more* Then you wiggle your tongues together. *wiggles his tongue with Dead Marni's quite comically* And it feels real sexy! *Frenches Dead Marni*
Shilo: Thanks Daddy! *Runs off to see GraveRobber and apply her lesson to real life*
EXTRA ZYDRATE POINTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS WAS FROM AND WHO SAYS THE QUOTES!
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:29 pm
What about your brain? o.O
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:53 pm
Nathan: *as he's repo-ing somebody, speaking very calmly over the victim freaking out*
Oversized scalpel: 200 credits.
Repo Man suit and mask: 1000 credits.
Thick, repossession-grade rubber gloves: 50 credits.
Bondage gear: You don't wanna know how many credits.
GeneCo paycheck: Not nearly enough credits.
*sticks hands inside victim* Job satisfaction: PRICELESS, b***h. *pulls organs out* Mwahahahaha.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:02 pm
(I'm pretty sure someone has already done this but still)
Luigi: THIS IS DECAF!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:03 am
Oh Sqwa. Your 'Frenching' lesson has mentally scarred me moreso than I've evern been. x-o; VIOLENT IMAGERY! Begone out of my mind! Ahem.
Rotti: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN. -Slams fists on desk.-
Doctor: . . .
Nathan: -Casually smokes a pipe.- It's elementary, my dear Watson.
Nathan: Would you rather live as a monster or die as a good man? {{Shutter Island Moment. owo; }}
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:31 pm
Magical Shovel Oh Sqwa. Your 'Frenching' lesson has mentally scarred me moreso than I've evern been. x-o; VIOLENT IMAGERY! Begone out of my mind! Ahem. Rotti: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN. -Slams fists on desk.- Doctor: . . . Nathan: -Casually smokes a pipe.- It's elementary, my dear Watson. Nathan: Would you rather live as a monster or die as a good man? {{Shutter Island Moment. owo; }} You can thank an over the top 80's musical set in the 50's and a young Johnny Depp as the Frenching teacher for your mind's scarring. 8] CAN YOU GUYS FIGURE OUT THE NAME OF THE MOVIE NOW?!?!? Sorry. =P I WANT TO SEE SHUTTER ISLAND AND SHERLOCK HOLMES SO BAD. Hehehe Inglorious Basterds....
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