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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:58 pm
Back in sixth grade I had a social studies teacher that had gone to Africa once. In her slideshow of the trip, there was a warning sign with the words "splatter zone" on it. Apparently when a hippo defecates, it goes EVERYWHERE. Its tail seems to work like a sprinkler.
I have since discovered this effect can be recreated with a shaking, diarrhetic dog.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:37 pm
My little brother got into my room and made a mess. Guitar on the floor, clothes strewn about, broken fan, and found my bag of condoms.
They were everywhere. Open, unopened, broke, unwrapped, etc. Made me angry.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:39 pm
l-Kathulu-l My little brother got into my room and made a mess. Guitar on the floor, clothes strewn about, broken fan, and found my bag of condoms. They were everywhere. Open, unopened, broke, unwrapped, etc. Made me angry. What an a*****e! Does he want you to get pregnant?
Oh wait...
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:56 pm
>Get home from work
>Take shower
>Chunk of Barcode falls out of my hair
.....uh.....
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:17 pm
Okay, uh. A frog just hopped out of my pants. o_O
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:22 pm
Seriously. Like, I drop my drawers, climb into bed and watch as a frog hops out of my discarded pants.
It must have gotten there when I was fixing/cleaning the pool before, but that was hours ago. How did I not notice it? o_O
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:29 pm
Wantcookie Seriously. Like, I drop my drawers, climb into bed and watch as a frog hops out of my discarded pants. It must have gotten there when I was fixing/cleaning the pool before, but that was hours ago. How did I not notice it? o_O LOL! That sounds so unhealthy...
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:31 pm
Medeus Wantcookie Seriously. Like, I drop my drawers, climb into bed and watch as a frog hops out of my discarded pants. It must have gotten there when I was fixing/cleaning the pool before, but that was hours ago. How did I not notice it? o_O LOL! That sounds so unhealthy... Now I just wanna know how it stayed in there for so long. On that note, excuse me while I take a shower. Eugh.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:49 pm
Wantcookie Medeus Wantcookie Seriously. Like, I drop my drawers, climb into bed and watch as a frog hops out of my discarded pants. It must have gotten there when I was fixing/cleaning the pool before, but that was hours ago. How did I not notice it? o_O LOL! That sounds so unhealthy... Now I just wanna know how it stayed in there for so long. On that note, excuse me while I take a shower. Eugh. Warts.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:52 pm
maybe if you kiss him he will turn into a pool boy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:53 pm
A frog?
No no, that's just Rhed.
Trust me on this; he's planting shrooms and looking for lesbians.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:56 pm
Dulnair A frog? No no, that's just Rhed. Trust me on this; he's planting shrooms and looking for lesbians. Why is he looking for lesbians in Cookie's pants? xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:59 pm
Cabron LaSwan Dulnair A frog? No no, that's just Rhed. Trust me on this; he's planting shrooms and looking for lesbians. Why is he looking for lesbians in Cookie's pants? xd His lezdar was broken. Or Cookie won the Miss Adam pageant at the Trannydora Rex Bar.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:59 pm
Back, quick rinse was quick. Medeus Wantcookie Medeus Wantcookie Seriously. Like, I drop my drawers, climb into bed and watch as a frog hops out of my discarded pants. It must have gotten there when I was fixing/cleaning the pool before, but that was hours ago. How did I not notice it? o_O LOL! That sounds so unhealthy... Now I just wanna know how it stayed in there for so long. On that note, excuse me while I take a shower. Eugh. Warts. Wives' Tales. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:01 pm
Cabron LaSwan Dulnair A frog? No no, that's just Rhed. Trust me on this; he's planting shrooms and looking for lesbians. Why is he looking for lesbians in Cookie's pants? xd Because they know it is the only place no straight man will ever look for them.
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