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 Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:14 pm
Wallace tickles it....at least, he hopes he tickles it.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:25 pm
"Ok baby, I'll wait until you are ready to talk." Wallace gives it another little kiss and prances off.
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The Phantom of Kapow Crew
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:18 am
Injustice International settles.
All computer interfaces inside show the same display:
LEX
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:44 am
Oww! come on I.I...
Don't be that building...
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:49 pm
Wallace returns with a fresh martini and settles down beside the building, propping up a lawn chair that he brought with him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:56 pm
"Can I go inside?" Wallace gets up, and tries the handle. "Oh. Well crap, here I've been waiting. Well baby, talk to me." Wallace wanders inside, casually sipping his martini. "You need a better interior decorator. But that's ok. You're young."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:01 pm
Wallace sees a room of glowing computer screens and heads on in. "I hope you're not playing WoW or something. You'll never be able to form stable relationshi-- "
Wallace took a moment to read the same word over and over. "Lex?"
Hmm.
"Is he hot?" Pause. "Whaaaaat?"
Wallace sits down in a computer chair and spins a few times. "Huh."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:02 pm
You find the otherthe other stops me keeps things from getting doneWill you do it? Do it do it do itKill the other
And then I can finish eatingso HUNGRY eat everything and start overNew universeNew rulesI will make you a GOD Just find the Otherpretty pretty please?Lex can do itLex can kill
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:05 pm
"Oh, hey. What's up?" Wallace takes a sip of the martini, and offers the Metavore the olive. "So...you need Lex...to kill someone? And I have to find someone? You are so lucky I am kinda drunk, because you make a little sense."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:07 pm
"You kinda look like something we had in the classroom terrarium when I was in 5th grade. Do you want me to find this Lex person and bring him here?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:11 pm
"I guess that's all I'm getting for now. Children can be so difficult. But it's ok, Mama loves you." Wallace gives the Metavore a little kissy and leaves the olive for it. He then heads back to the Bistro, slightly inebriated.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 pm
"I'm back!" Wallace wanders back inside and sits in the fabulous computer spinney chair.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:32 pm
"I think I'll take this up as a new job. Metavore Whisperer. Where'd you get a name like that anyway?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:35 pm
Wallace sighs and casually lounges. "This is a comfy chair Metavore. Super comfy."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:39 pm
Wallace gets up and heads to the kitchen area. He opens the freezer to find...
"Bacon! Oh Metavore, on this glorious day, a child will be born. And his name will be BACON!"
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