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>< I will later *bites harder into edward's leg* Grrrrrrr!!!!!!

Ivy beats Nightmare over the head with a newspaper. "Make your friend stop, or I'm grounding you and taking over all control of your little country." She stayed right near Kitana.

She rolled her eyes at Edward. "I wonder if the male me has a female you?"

Paul walked in dragging his leg. "Yes. I, ********. Do." He growled, looking down at the lustful female.

Ivy cackled. "Now that's hilarious."

"We need to devise a pheromone that will detract people from us." Paul thought aloud.

Pamela gasped. "Bite your tongue! That goes against the code of everything we stand for! We'd lose our titles ((Ooc:totally almost typed titties XD)), our respect! Our !@#$%^&* theme! We don't turn off our lovers! That's a job better suited to-"

"-Wonder Slut," Paul grinned, interrupting Ivy's passionate speech. The two villains gave a familiar, snide smirk to one another.

"How is that brutally masculine succubus doing?" Pam flipped her hair, flippantly.

Paul dragged his female Edward to the kitchen as he put on some tea. "Still desperately trying to fry Batwoman's fish while hoping Superdyke might want a piece of him too."

Naw, that'd only catch Michelangelo. But then again, a box with a pizza under it held up with a stick that has a piece of string tied to it would catch Michelangelo.

Nightmare rubbed his head "why are you hitting me for stuff other people are doing?" he took the newspaper and swatted Ivy over the head and rear. "And you can have the university, they stopped listening to me."

Edwina giggled as she was pulled with Paul "he enjoys every minute of out company."

*whispers in Kitana's ear with Jigsaw voice* hello, Emmily, I wanna play a game...

Edward pulled his ankle free when she wined.

You guys stand on your side of the internet and I'll stand on mine.

Okay Darkie, real talk. If I ever come out to Canada to rapez you. I demand you do the Ghost face voice during at least one of our "bouts". XP

Ivy glared at Nightmare as she covered the spot on her behind in which he smacked. That was his go to spot, even if she only hit him once and he got his equalizing 'lick' elsewhere.

She grabbed the newspaper. "I apologize in advance for this Kitana," and with it she smacked Eric right in mouth, gently, just to startle him.

Paul looked down at the giggling Edwina and sipped his true. "Tis true dear. Though, dare I say it, too much sex can be a bit much at times. If you're a cook, I doubt you wish to do your work at home as well. Least ways, dear Pam doesn't enjoy men right now, or anything sexual because she let Miles string her along, tease her, and then kick her to the curb. I didn't let Mildred Tould out of my grasp so easily. I took her there and then, but then again I wasn't reformed at the time either." Paul gave a catty grin to his female alternate.

Ivy crossed her arms. "You catty b***h. What, have you been hanging around Cat-man-" "Pantherman", Paul interrupted. Ivy huffed. "You primadonna b***h." The flustered mistress growled going into her cabinet for some spirits.

"You know," Paul stirred his tea. "You never reached for liquid courage BEFORE you decided to stab your origin in the back and play for the dreadfully droll side of the evil and good section."

Ivy squared up and glared at Paul. "That's because there was a human left in me to fight my mutation. You were dead inside long before..." "Jesse" "-long before Jesse turned you into the horribly arrogant monstrosity that stands before me. I still have a human heart."

"Well technically not for long. I mean really Pamela dear, how much more hurt do you have to do through before you just snap and let the darkness take over you? Have you see the you like that? I have. It's rather beautiful. Never have hate and wrath come together so beautifully."

Pamela looked down, her demeanor slightly defeated. "That wont happen. I wont let it."

Paul simply chuckled.


Yes, I'm bored, so I'm playing with myself =( Paul and Pam

You don't have to hate everything to be a monster. Look at Tom - nicest guy you'll ever meet, and he also happens to be psycho. But to say he has disregard for human life is not accurate. In fact, he loves people! Medium rare, that is.

I think I have downplayed far too much just how scary Tom really is. I had it going when he was still being a psycho serial killer, I think, but then when I changed him I think I took it a little too far and never referred back to how he was, which is how he really is. He's still a psychopath, it's just Delilah that has him pretty much docile all the time. It's even in her name.

I like when we mumble incoherently about our characters.

:: Looks like it'd be Joker to me. I can't see Harley actually using knives.

Nightmare glared at Ivy "I told you!" he grabbed an MP40 and mowed down a group of Nazis before looking back at Ivy "don't call me junior." He pointed at Mira "and I don't need to worry about getting laid."

lol, Last Crusade refferance.