Welcome to Gaia! ::

Never say die, soldier.

*confused, but aware that the thing in front of her is the enemy, Fury unleashes a torrent of violent energy at it*

I offer you a chance


Kill it
Destroy the other
And when I destroy this reality, and make it anew

-smokey poof blah blah-

"Hey...Metavore. What the hell bro? I had to pee sitting down today! Do you know how inconvenient that was for me? And my boyfriend is just angrily staring at me like it's my fault for sprouting tits or whatever. And, I've felt really irrationally bitchy, which means I'm getting my period, right?

"I don't even know what to do with a period except put it at the end of a sentence! All I did was pet your stupid spindly leg because I just wanted to be a distraction, and it looked like it had a nice texture, and you go and ******** up my life?

"How dare you bro? That's really messed up! But now I have magical powers and s**t. Wanna see?"

-makes a little rain cloud and sends it off to hover over the metavore-

"See! I am raining on your parade! You haven't heard the last of me bro! I'm freaking riding the crimson wave right now, so you better watch out for me! I have a staff and PMS. What now?"

-poof of smoke yada yada-

*leans against the wall surrounding Injustice International, smoking a cigarette*

Someone's got a crush.

*blows a few smoke rings and enters the building*

Tempting offer, but it's a little tough to carry out a job if I don't know who the target is.

Well that's just great... this thing only speaks Ragdoll.