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 Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:25 pm
Jenova: "HOJO! Get off your butt and make me a kid already!"
Hojo: "Awww. So, um, can i finish watching Powerpuff Girls at least before we do this?"
Jenova: "NOOO!"
Hojo: "Sheesh, all right, all right. Hey, um, Lucretia, wanna go *cough* um, you know... in the bedroom.... and um, make a kid so i can fill him with Alien DNA until he's capable of destroying the world and goes insane?"
Lucretia: ".... okay, but only if you get me drunk first."
Jenova: "SCORE! now get ta snoggin', i'm not getting any uglier over here!"
Lucretia: "What was that noise?"
Hojo: "Ummm, i farted?"
Lucretia: "..."
Jenova: "SNOG, DAMMIT!"
Vincent: Hey, what's going on out he...."
*is shot by Hojo*
Lucretia: "Nooo! you killed the bishonen! now how will we keep the fangirls attention???"
Hojo: Heh, heh, heh, that's what SCIENCE is for, dearie! Now watch as i dress him funny like a bondage-vampire and pump him full of EMO, er, i mean Mako, and make him even MORE desireable to the fangirls!"
Lucretia: "Oooh, fun!"
--- >_> don't ask... confused
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:38 pm
Vincent: ummmm....like..like...ummm....where can I find Disney's Little Mermaid, she's my idol! I totally luv her hair!
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:11 pm
Cloud:I want to get laid by Aeris
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:18 pm
Tifa: damn.. who knew that surgery is so expensive!!!
Cloud: Tifa...that was a Tattoo... you are s**t-faced again..aren't you?
Tifa:maayyybe!...oop! i forgot my skirt!!*runs back to the tattoo parlor. there is a tattoo on her a** that reads" Reno was here"
Cloud: eek surprised
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:36 pm
Cloud: ::Giggle:: Reno is such a cutie!
Vincent: ...are you...what did you just say?
Cloud: Oh, you didn't hear? Reno and I are going out! ^ ^
Vincent: ...I thought....but...I thought.... cry I thought you loved me!!!!!! ::Hides in his emo corner::
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:46 pm
Tifa: surprised ....
RedXII: you look like youre about to make Cloud really happy
Tifa: Cloud?! that emo wuss?
RedXII: Vincent?
Tifa: nope!
RedXIII: Barret?
Tifa:nope..i'll give ya a hint. he's not human and he's talking to me!
RedXIII: eek
Tifa:c'mere you!
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:10 pm
Cloud: ::Squeel:: heart Look at what I got!!!
Tifa: Awww...um...what is it?
Cloud: Ahck! Don't tell me you don't know about these! stare
Tifa: No, seriously, I've never seen one like that before. What is it?
Cloud: It's a Cait Sith plushi doll! I simply love him!!!! **Snuggles with Cait Sith plushi** I wanna hug him an' love him an' kiss him an' hold him an' munch him an' crunch him an' nibble in between an'-
Tifa: ENOUGH!!! gonk
Cloud: -Go out dancing naked with him!!!!!! heart heart heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:37 am
Cait Sith: Oh by the way guys, did I mention I was a member of Shinra and I've been spying on you this whole time?
Everyone: 0_0
Cloud: ..... Let's shave that cat....
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:04 am
Aerith :: **Rubs hands together** It's perfect!!! No one will discover my plans for WORLD DOMINATION!!!
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Sephiroth :: Omg! eek She's more evil than I am! ....I love it!!!!!! heart 4laugh **glomps Aerith**
Aerith :: AH! What are you doing?
Sephiroth :: Giving you a super-huge-mega-lovable-hug! ...With added materia....
Vincent :: ...! <----- (That was the best line in the whole game! Vinni actually did say this, I just forgot which scene it was in. ^ ^; )
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:21 pm
Yuffie: Arg, I HATE QUITE PLACES!!! Vincent, right now it's just me and you here in this room. Let's talk about something.
Vincent: ...Like?
Yuffie: Hm, let's see...OH I'VE GOT IT!!! Are you gay?
Vincent: ...No, Yuffie, I'm not gay.
Yuffie: Does your mother KNOW your gay?
Vincent: No, she doesn't. I'm-
Yuffie: HA! You just admited to being gay!!! VINCENT'S A HOMO!!! HA HA!!!
Vincent: I said that I'm not gay, Yuffie. You've taken my words out of context.
Yuffie: Oh yeah? Well what did you say AFTER you said you weren't gay, hm?!
Cid: *Walks by the room they're in drinking milk*
Vincent: My mother does not know that I'm gay-
Cid: *Spits milk out all over Vincent and Yuffie* eek WHAT IN DAMNATION!?
Yuffie: rofl This is rich!!!
Cid: I'm...I'm gonna be sick! *Runs down the hallway passing Cloud*
Vincent: LOOK! MY MOTHER DOESN'T KNOW I'M GAY, ALRIGHT!?
Cloud: *Standing there as Vincent says this. Looks at the white substance all over Vincent and Yuffie* Well...I was going to freak out and ask what have you two done...but uh...knowing this about Vincent now...I'm going to assume he didn't do it...I'm just gonna leave...yeah...*Leaves slowly*
Vincent: What's wrong with my mother not knowing that I'm ga- eek !
Yuffie: rofl You ditz!!!! *Laughing histerically as she leaves*
Vincent: eek . . .
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:46 pm
Sephiroth: I hate my mother
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:43 pm
Cloud:OMG!!!!!Tifa i'm tading you for Reno!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:56 pm
*Everyone goes on vacation to Canada but they don't take Cait Sith*
Cait: *Wonders why it's been quiet for eight hours straight* Where is everyone? confused
Cloud: *Falls over Niagara Falls on purpose* I'M BETTER THAN YOU SEPHIROTH, SEE?! YEAH!!!! *Crashes into the water*
Tifa: What a complete idiot, doesn't he know Sephiroth had Dr. Phil surgery?
Aerith: What the heck is that? confused
Sephiroth: *On his talk show* Okay Denise, you're saying you're boyfriend has been cheating on you, is this right?
Denise: Yes. *Crying*
Sephiroth: Well here's what I want you to try and do in the next few weeks.
Aerith: Oh dang, that must suck for him...
Cait: *Has practically turned the house upside down* Tifa! Cloud! Yuffie?! Hmm, wonder where they all went? confused
Yuffie: *Drooling over the boxed Materia replica set in a store window* Must have... heart
Tifa: *To Cloud* Hey, why do I feel like we forgot someone? confused
Cloud: You mean Cait Sith?
Tifa: No! I'd never forget him! sad He's right here! *Holds out her hands but there's nothing*
Cloud: ...Smooth... stare
Cait: *Is feeling emo, taking slow steps down a dark, lonely dirt road with Blvd. from Green Day playing* They abandoned me, those morons...I hate my stuffed life. stare
Everyone: *Already on the road heading back home to get Cait. They get home and go inside*
Cloud: Cait Sith, we're back to get you because Tifa was an idiot and purposely forgot you.
Tifa: SHUT UP! crying *Hits him in the shoulder*
Yuffie: Caity?! ...Where is he?
Cloud: Hopefully not running away on a lonely dirt road, that would suck...
Cait Sith: *Is still walking away on a lonely dirt road*
Aerith: I feel so bad! Watch, he's probably hungry and tired and all sad that we left him!
Cait Sith: *His stomach growls* Shut up you. *Is also tired and sad that they left him*
Everyone: *Pulls up next to him in the van all of a sudden*
Tifa: CAITY! YOU'RE OKAY!
Cait Sith: How'd you find me?
Cloud: Aerith kept randomly predicting where you were and heck look at this she actually turned out to be worth something! surprised
Aerith: Quiet... stare
*They take him home, blah blah blah and live happily ever after*
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:23 pm
Vaan:My brother is my dad
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:25 pm
Yuffie : hey airs tifa wanna 3 way?
Tifa and Aris : yeah sure why not?
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