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 Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:21 pm
Tifa: Hey, Vinni! I made you some fishsticks!!!! 4laugh
Vincent: Um...yeah, that's nice.
Tifa: Well? Aren't you gonna eat 'em?
Vincent: Tifa...there's something you should know-
Tifa: Eat em! EAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
Vincent: eek Ok ok! *munch munch munch*
Tifa: How are they? 4laugh
Vincent: ...... *turns green and runs out of the room* Blllaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS! Hey, that's MY steak!
Vincent: ....Tifa. *Wipes mouth and re enters room* I forgot to tell you that I'm allergic to fish.
Tifa: ....I see. What about this?
Vincent: *Sigh* I'm allergic to everything but soy, mineral water, and celery.
Tifa: 0_0 you're kidding!
Vincent: nope.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:11 pm
*after cloud see's zack die*
"YEAH!THAT'S WHAT THE F*** YOU GET FOR LAUGHING ABOUT MY "MY LITTLE PONY" COLLECTION!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:36 pm
Vincent: Meh. I didn't like my arm much anyway -sigh-
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:53 pm
Barret: Aww! It's so cute!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:11 pm
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud, word around the office is you have a fat ****.
Cloud: Why, yes, yes I do...
S: Maybe we should get together some time and rub our two fat ****s together? Maybe a little oil?
C: Sound good to me...
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:26 pm
Aerith: Omg! No F***ing way! Don't tell me Transformers Cybertron was CANCELED!
gonk
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!
Curse you Amazon.com!!! CURSE YOU!!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:47 am
Cid: Ahhh....finally finished!
Aerith: Hey, Cid. What'cha doin'?
Cid: Aw, nothing. Just finishing up the HighWind's new paint job!
Aerith: Really? What is it-GAH!
**HighWind's new paint job features Aerith and Tifa in bikini's and mudwrestling**
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:17 pm
Cloud: Damn this sword is heavy can we trade Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Sure here you go!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:12 pm
*Vincent plays Kingdom Hearts 1*
Vincent: Hey, Cloud stole my look!
*Vincent plays Kingdom Hearts 2*
Vincent: Where am I? Why the crap am I not in this game?! How dare they not put me in this game, or the first one!
Square Enix Designer: But you got your own game.
Vincent: I don't care! *Shoots designer*
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:13 pm
Sephiroth: Now, prepare to die Cloud! MWAHHAHAAH-ugh....! *Tries to lift his sword, but the balance is off* what the....
Cloud: Hm? What's wrong?
Sephiroth: Cloud...I need you to help me with Masamune.
Cloud: *Sigh* again?
Sephiroth: Yes, again! Now get over here and help me lift this thing so I can kill you!
Cloud: Fine fine...
*They both hold the sword and lift. As the blade comes up, it freezes in midair before tragically falling towards Sephy*
Sephiroth: *Screams like a girl* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BONK!*
*And Sephy is out for the match!* *Victory theme comes on*
Cloud: ....that was easy...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:39 pm
*Barret tries to get on a plane*
Gaurd: im sorry sir but, you're gonna have to take that off
Barret:WHAT?!!?
Gaurd: you heard me..off with it..
Barret: it's my f@&%*ing arm!!!!
Gaurd, radios other guards*: we got ourselves a persisent one her..bring the surgeons.
Barret: oh s**t!
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:42 am
Aeris:hey,Mog..Can I touch your Pom-Pom?
Mog:NO!!! gonk
*aeris tries to touch Mog's pom-pom*
Mog: I SAID NO!! * does Moogle dance *
Aeris: OUCH!! what was that for?!
Mog:When I don't touch it,I SAID Don't Touch it!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:30 pm
Michelle Chiba Aeris:hey,Mog..Can I touch your Pom-Pom? Mog:NO!!! gonk *aeris tries to touch Mog's pom-pom* Mog: I SAID NO!! * does Moogle dance * Aeris: OUCH!! what was that for?! Mog:When I don't touch it,I SAID Don't Touch it!! {{sorry, but i gotta play off this..}} { aeris succeeds in touching the pom-pom..now, three months later} Attourny: now, try to remain calm..can you show me on this doll*holds a moogle doll* where exactly she touched you? Moogle: right there.*points to the pom-pom* Aeris: scream you know you liked it!! YOU KNOW IT!!! *bailiff hauls Aeris out of court room*
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:21 am
Begining of Final Fantasy VII
Barret: I'm sticking with you...
Cloud:Stop singing!
Barret: I'm sticking with you...
Cloud: 'groan' This is going to be a long mission.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:12 pm
Cid: Hmmm smoking is bad for my health, I think I'll quit...and if I sell my airship I'll get lots of money for charity....
Crap i know but meh lol
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