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| life in general. |
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| no respect whatsoever. |
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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:06 pm
divineseraph but really, to just throw this tidbit in there, if god asks you to bear the messiah, you're gonna do it. Hell I'd bear Jesus 2.0 and he would be awesome.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:24 am
ah, that's the one that shoots lasers, right?
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:16 am
divineseraph ah, that's the one that shoots lasers, right? LAZERS PEWPEW MUTHA FUGGA!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:41 am
Godsoft supposedly announced the scarping of Jesus 2.0 He's working on Jesus 2.1 now, laser eyes, and that little halo thingy behind his head can melt titanium
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:11 pm
  Oooh I want Jesus 2.1 to be my savior!
But seriously, if God came to me now and said, "I want you to be the mother of my Son. I won't send you to hell if you refuse, but I'd very much like you to do this," then I might say no. 
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:32 pm
I'd love to be the father...just so I can literly tell God to "You keep that mouth of your shut son, or so help me You, I'll drive this car off a cliff! That'll end youre little mesiah days, now wont it?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:26 pm
as evil and wrong as it may be, i remember a few days ago, joking about jesus as a young person...
he'd be like, jesus the party master (lord of the dance, if you will), turning water into tequila and splitting one magic brownie into thousands blaugh
which reminds me of the Family guy joke, with God in a bar...
*lights a cigarette with his finger to impress a lady*-
"magic fingers" wink
*lady explodes*
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"yeah dad?"
"Get the escalade, we're out of here!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:32 pm
They did that because they weren't allowed to say Jesus Christ without having Jesus there.
Edit: It also reminded me of a Family Guy Jesus scene, but this one was Jesus holding a pitcher of water going, "And for my next miracle, I'm going to turn this water...into funk."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuiMPU846Mg
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:14 pm
   I have a rant.
And it has to do with Star Trek.
I'm watching Star Trek (because I love it. If I had to choose between marrying Terje and owning the entire collection of every Star Trek series ever made, I would be in trouble...) and I keep seeing commercials for natural male enhancement, no matter what channel it's on! Apparently, the market for star trek is insecure men with really small packages.
And that is what grinds my gears. I want to be able to see a star trek episode all the way though WITHOUT some ad where a woman is talking in a really slutty voice about how her marriage is saved because her husband is now a sex god and can satisfy her. 
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:42 pm
lymelady I want to be able to see a star trek episode all the way though WITHOUT some ad where a woman is talking in a really slutty voice about how her marriage is saved because her husband is now a sex god and can satisfy her. Don't you know size and how long a guy can stay hard are the ONLY things that matter for satisfying a woman?? We basically want giant marble columns impaling us for 15 hours straight. And that's how we orgasm. DUR. *rounds up "male enhancement" drugmakers, piles them in phallic silo, sets it on fire*
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:15 pm
Not so much length as girth...still needs to be okay in legnth though >.>
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:18 pm
Tiger of the Fire Not so much length as girth...still needs to be okay in legnth though >.>
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:31 pm
Lorysa Tiger of the Fire Not so much length as girth...still needs to be okay in legnth though >.> They *are* weird-looking, which often leads me to just stare at them while the owner gets rather impatient. xd Meh, they certainly have their disadvantages. Though they're warmer than dildos, and attached to cute guys. *cough*is this still pg-13?*cough*
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:38 pm
La Veuve Zin Lorysa Tiger of the Fire Not so much length as girth...still needs to be okay in legnth though >.> They *are* weird-looking, which often leads me to just stare at them while the owner gets rather impatient. xd Meh, they certainly have their disadvantages. Though they're warmer than dildos, and attached to cute guys. *cough*is this still pg-13?*cough*
And yes, the cute guys... They're also attached to the stupid, I-don't-have-a-conscience-and-will-screw-all-my-friends-because-I-don't-care-about-people's-feelings guys that I've been around lately.
Asses. The lot of 'em. Maybe I'll give up men along with women and try trannies next. Perhaps I'll have better luck with them, maybe.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:39 pm
I was eating pasta today called cappelletti, and I swear, they looked like little p***s heads.
http://toscana.appennino.info/images/articoli/enogastronomia/cappelletti.jpg
They were like that, only, the holes in mine were smaller. I kept giggling like a schoolgirl. I felt like I was eating p***s pasta. I'd link to that stuff, but I think I'd be banned if I did.
And of course. Women can't be satisfied without the length and 15 hour stamina! (even though those things tell you to go to the ER if it lasts more than 4 hours)
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