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 Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:03 pm
Aint that the real beauty of being on the porno Biz? to get paid for something so good that you would have to pay to get, thats truly amazing, I mean, as a man, get paid to f**k with girls as pretty as porn stars ? and it gets on tape, so people cant tell you you are delusional xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:17 pm
Tymbre Lol... So... The cable guy just left my house, and I swear it was the stuff that pornos are made of. Think about it. Hot housewife is fumbling around the house in her underwear (I had just showered and hadn't gotten dressed yet) when the (hot) cable guy shows up to fix the telephone. He fixes the phone and leaves the housewife his number. Much sex is had by all. Okay, so the sex part didn't happen. But the rest of it was true. This dude wrote his cell phone number on the back of the invoice and said to call him if I ever needed anything. I lol'ed.
OMG that sounds like something that would probably happen to me in the future, in underwear just got out of shower and some repairman walks in does his job give me his number and leaves. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:57 pm
Jak the Odd Plethora-of-Insanity Jak the Odd Plethora-of-Insanity Jak the Odd o.o -hides behind plethora- -Le Gasp!-
Jak can I adopt you? xp Sadly no.But you can easily fight for my soul!Just type a short paragraph saying why you should own it.(there actually is a fight going on for my soul so yea,people are welcome to go after it heh) Aw, But I wanted to adopt you... sad -Thinks about it- Actually yes yes you can -hugs plethie- I'd much rather be owned by you. ^^
Yay!
Jak is my pet. -Huggles Jak- whee
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:10 am
I had a very interesting experience today.
It was late last night around like 1 am. Sarah and I had gone out with some friends and got "völlig betrunken" as i called it. Anyway we were being responsible adults and rode the bus back home. The thing is I was so smashed i was to the point of not remembering this. And the only reason i know this happened is because my friend Jesse was recording it on his phone.
Back to the story, so we were on the bus, and I'm the kind of drunk that gets really really horny and would hump anything that moved (or didn't on occasion) and for some reason the German accent that I've gotten so accustomed to hiding all these years came out and i started to ramble off on how Sarah should take off her clothes and give me a pole dance right there on the bus. I was on this subject for like 10 minutes trying to get her to do it and lol....Sarah....is one of those wild crazy white chicks when she's drunk (i swear i saw her on girls gone wild one time XD) Well after a while i was so into getting her to do it that i was pretty much molesting her (but apparently it tickled because she started squirming and giggling.)
Anyway it wasn't a full bus or anything it was just us, the bus driver, and one older lady (60's.) But I was totally hard and you could totally tell, I wasn't trying to hide it or anything because i was preoccupied. I wont lie and say we were being quiet though, i know i was being loud because the older lady was watching us from the front of the bus and she was totally disgusted. But the best part is the fact that Sarah finally gave in and started to do it. Meanwhile Jesse is just laughing his a** off and recording all of this with his cell phone. Sadly when I finally got her to do it, it was almost our stop and she didn't get any clothing items off, I'm sure had she gotten to that point the bus driver would have kicked us off.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:16 am
Now thats a story! and you have the tape to prove it, lol.
Its funny how girls can have the weirdest of fantasies, and when you try to make them happen they just break down and back out of it, or is it they are just saying things to get men to think they are kinky enough?
Just out of curiosity Thanos, on your altered state of mind, what exactly did you remember on the episode ? I mean, what did you remember without the aid of your friends recap and video?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:33 am
Plethora-of-Insanity Jak the Odd Plethora-of-Insanity Jak the Odd Plethora-of-Insanity Jak the Odd o.o -hides behind plethora- -Le Gasp!-
Jak can I adopt you? xp Sadly no.But you can easily fight for my soul!Just type a short paragraph saying why you should own it.(there actually is a fight going on for my soul so yea,people are welcome to go after it heh) Aw, But I wanted to adopt you... sad -Thinks about it- Actually yes yes you can -hugs plethie- I'd much rather be owned by you. ^^
Yay!
Jak is my pet. -Huggles Jak- whee
Yay! -hugs plethie- ^//^
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:34 pm
IvesRountree Now thats a story! and you have the tape to prove it, lol. Its funny how girls can have the weirdest of fantasies, and when you try to make them happen they just break down and back out of it, or is it they are just saying things to get men to think they are kinky enough? Just out of curiosity Thanos, on your altered state of mind, what exactly did you remember on the episode ? I mean, what did you remember without the aid of your friends recap and video? I remembered the old lady and my huge boner and a couple of other events that night but not much of the bus ride.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:55 pm
Did you drink a lot or was it that you drank something very powerful? I usually never dirnk, and when I have gotten drunk I am unfortunate enough to recall perfectly the a$$ I made of myself...
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:19 pm
I got drunk enough to give a friend of mine a lap dance once.
(I drank about half a dozen Vodkas and a few bears on a dare and more vodka after that I'm sure.)
then he thought I was drunk enough to sleep with him, well he was so very wrong
So he was left on his own, Im sooo very cold that way rofl
I may be drunk enough to give a guy a lap dance or whatever but I'm never drunk enough to sleep with them. In the end I only do it to tease the s**t out of them twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:00 pm
I have to do everything sober. -grumble- Cuz if I drink I die.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:02 pm
Why whats wrong? A liver deficiency?
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:21 am
Ives additions to the grocery list this week:
-Lots of Vodka
-Some Beers
-Some more Vodka.
I wonder what I am planning... rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:37 am
IvesRountree Ives additions to the grocery list this week: -Lots of Vodka -Some Beers -Some more Vodka. I wonder what I am planning... rolleyes Ha In your dreams Ives rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:44 am
Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Ives additions to the grocery list this week: -Lots of Vodka -Some Beers -Some more Vodka. I wonder what I am planning... rolleyes Ha In your dreams Ives rofl Exactly my point Pleth, *winks*
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:16 am
Well heres a picture I found from the archives!
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