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Aris:Cloud!I hate you!I never want to see you or that big-a** sword again!

Cloud:*crys and runs away*

Sephiroth:*Stabs Cloud instead of Aris*Oh,s**t.Sorry Cloud.

cloud: oh man my hair is not staying up today and the hair wax isn't working, worst day ever, ahhhh!

Cloud: *Waving to everyone* Come on guys, this place is coming down! *Everyone runs past him and then he suddenly grabs Tifa's arm* Wait Tifa!

Tifa: Hm? What wrong?

Cloud: Hey, I heard Hojo talking earlier. He said he has a time machine and if I'm not mistaken, that thing over there looks pretty time machiney to me.

Tifa: "Time Machiney"? That sounds so corny Cloud. Really! Where did you come up with that work of art?!

Cloud: Look, let's just get in and go back in time and see exactly happen when we were kids. I'm still not sure of our past together...

Tifa: Ok fine, but lets hurry!



Cloud: *Stepping out of the time machine* Is this...Midgar?

Tifa: O_O That stone over there has Midgar chipped into it...Cloud...how far back did you set that thing? *A small knee high dinosaur runs past Tifa's feet* O_O .........

Cloud: Um....12 years?

Tifa: O_O .........I...I feel weak...

Cloud: Well at least we're in the right place. Let's go into town! *Grabs her arm and runs in*

Tifa: eek Is that...the rest of the team?

Pre Barret: *Looking similar to the normal time Barret, except with a bigger forehead and wearing leopard skin clothing* hOw PeBbLeS cOmInG lOnG CiD-kOnG?

Pre Cid: *In the same leopard kilt and huge forehead with rolled up dung in a leaf hanging from his mouth* cOmE lOnG gOoD bArReT-kOnG. rEaCh lOnG tImE hIgH iN dUnG rOlLeD iN lEaVeS. mE lIkE cAlL tHeM "Pokies"

Tifa: O_O Are...are they talking about their taxes?

Cloud: Hey! There's you and me over you!

Pre Cloud: *His hair is bigger and crawling with flea's and connects with his eye brows on his over sized forehead* mE tArZaN, yOu JaNe. *Hit's her with his club and drags her by her hair*

Tifa: OH THAT'S IT!!! *Grabs Cloud and rushes back to the Time Machine which quickly takes them back to their normal time. Tifa quickly runs out and starts kicking the machine until sparks fly and it's broken* ~Pant Pant~ Never...again...NEVER!!!

Barret: *Running away while Yuffie's dragging along behind him by her hair* What are you two doing?! This $^!&&@ of a building is coming down!

Yuffie: *Being dragged by her hair* Hurry it up! I'm not going down with this stupid tower!

Cloud and Tifa: eek *Stareing as Cid pulls Vincent along by his hair; Cait Sith pulls Red X along by his hair*

Tifa: *Takes Clouds sword and knocks him out with the flat end* stressed This is all your fault, you freaking curious monkey! *Pulls him along (face down) by his hair*

Another win for Dueoh xd

wow.. this place doesn't get talked in a lot does it.. thats not right.. its sad! I used to come here all the time! PEOPLE! COME HERE NOW!

Tifa: 3nodding *stareing at Vincent*....

Vincent: Hm? Tifa? Why do you stare at me so?

Tifa: 3nodding You Remind me of someone...who was it... eek I I REMEMBER NOW! blaugh You look like that boy from the bologna comercial!

Vincent: eek ...*heart pounding*

Barret: blaugh Oh I love that song! My bologna has a first name! It's o-s-c-a-r!

Tifa: 4laugh My bologna has a second name it's

Cloud: M-A-Y-E-R *popped outta no where*

Vincent: whee *falls to floor holding head and breathing hard*

Tifa: eek Vincent!?

Vincent: *singing in quietly in terror to himself* B...O-L-O...G....N-A....

Barret: razz HEY! He knows the song too!

Cloud: talk2hand Well duh! He was one of the boys in the comercial, until that accident after the filming.

Tifa: eek SO HE IS THAT BOY! blaugh I knew it!

Barret: Um...Vince ol' buddy you ok?

Vincent: *Hearing gunshots; singing and crying*
My gat here has a first name its G-A-C-K-Y...
The others name is soiled and for that you all must die...
I've done your work so now lets play...
I'm 8 years old and my guns saaAAY...
Manslaughter in 3rd degree
5 Shells in your dome for free!

Cloud and Tifa: eek ....*slowly start backing out of the room stareing at Vincent*

Barret: 3nodding Catchy toon... 3nodding .... 3nodding .... eek OH I GET IT NOW!!!

Vincent: *Hops up wildly* domokun GACKY HOW BOUT SOME MORE FOR OLD TIME SAKES!? ~clicket~ ~BANG BANG BANG~

ninja That seems familiar...very...familiar...

((Believe it or not, I actually drew a comic about this!!!))

*At the final battle between Cloud and Sephiroth*

Cloud: Sephiroth, I'm gonna kill you because you killed Aerith! She was hot and with a cool hairdo!!

Sephiroth: Cloud, we've been through this...Aerith's death was a complete accident.

Cloud: How so?

Sephiroth: Let me explain by using stick figures *Holds up stick figures resembling Cloud, Aerith and Sephiroth* Ahem...I wanted to steal her white materia in order to stop Holy from being summoned, however....I didn't want to cut her long and beautiful hair!

Cloud: 0_0 wha?

Sephiroth: So, I tilted my sword back a little but it went through her chest. *Tragic sigh* And above all, the materia fell into the water.

Cloud: Wh-wh-what? An accident?

Sephiroth: Yes. So as you can see, her death was a complete accident!

Aerith's spirit: So...that's why he killed me!

Vincent is walking around the air ship. Cid walks up to him.

Cid: Hey, vincent, last night at the club, I saw a girl that looked just like you.

Vincent: ............

Cid: She was really hot. But she ignored me when I asked her out. If I didn't know better, I'd say she was you.

Vincent:.........Not me.......

Yuffie comes in with a dress

Yuffie: Damnit Vincent, why did you take my dress?

Cid: Hey, that was the dress she was wearing!!!

Vincent: (Takes dress and goes into a dark part of the airship)