Bugenhagen: Oh? Hohohoho! I have visiters!
Red X: It's me grandpa. I'm finally home, and I have guest.
Bugen: Oh I see, Hohohoho! Hello miss, and what might your name be?
Tifa: My name if Tifa sir, it's a pleasure to mee-
Bugen: Tifa, Hohoho!
Tifa: Who the hell are you calling a-
Bugen: Come come guest. To my astro-machine! Hohoho! *Everyone gets on the machine and rises to it's top*
Cloud: Now this is awsome...
Tifa: Um, Mr. Bugenhagen, sir. Earlier you called me something I didn't quite-
Bugen: Oh what is it you say Tifa? Hohohoho!
Tifa: LOOK, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A-
Bugenhagen: Ah, my child. Look at my planets, Hohoho!
Tifa: If you cut me off in my sentences one more time you Glow worm looking reject I'll-
Bugen: MY! What is with the name calling?! I look nothing like a glow worm! Hohoho!
Tifa: *Holds up a glow worm toy beside Bugenhagen*
Red X: HOLY FUDGER MONKEY! So THAT'S what you've been this whole time grandpa!?
Cloud: Hey he does!
Bugen: What are you talking about!? I'm human; don't listen to this girl, Hohoho!
Tifa: STOP CALLING ME A HOE!!!
Cloud: Hey what do I look like?
Tifa: ...Like a Chocobo's butt cheeks, now stay out of this.
Cloud: I don't need to take this! *starts to walk away and falls off the machines platform* ~Gack~
Bugen: I don't understand what this is all about, Hohoho!
(Cloud: *Legs broken and talking out loud* Oh no it's ok, I'm fine, REALLY!)
Tifa: You a*****e, what did I do to you to have you calling me a hoe!?
(I'll just get up and start walking around eventually, it's not like I'm hurt.)
Bugen: When did I call you a hoe!? Hohoho!
(Yup yup yup...I remember when I was a boy and fell for the first time.)
Tifa: Look! You keep doing it!
(I was crying SURE, but they were manly tears, let me tell you!)
Bugen: My child you seem to be hearing things, Hohoho!
(I've always been like the manly type, yup yup yup, and...Hey Red X! ~CLANG CLANG CLANG~)
Red X: *Get's back up on the platform with a shovel in his mouth with dents in it which appear to shape Cloud's hair. Spits shovel out* Tifa, my grandpa use to be a pimp. Old habbits are hard to break, understand?
Tifa: Oh I see! So he actually can't help but to say it, and he's not acutally calling me a hoe?
Bugen: Oh that's what this is about? Oh heavens no my child! I'm out of the game, Hohoho!
Tifa: ^_^ Ah ok, so all if forgiven! *Bugenhagen let's the platform down. There's a crushing noise as it comes to the bottom* Where's Cloud? Wasn't he down...
eek oh...
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