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 Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:14 pm
Sephiroth: *in tears after hearing the "Cloud's Pickup Lines"* crying Why won't he ever say sweet lines like those to me?! crying
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:21 pm
Hojo: Hey Kids! Its Professor Hojo's Science Dojo! Today we are going to learn about Spontantious Combustion. Who here knows what that is? AH yes, the little guy in the front row!
(its a spoof on Bill Nye Scinece Guy)
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:52 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:05 pm
Sephiroth: You all are right Jenova is not my mother. (walks over to Lucrecia) I love you mommy.
Cid: (pushes alcohol away) Keep your poisons away from me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:45 am
tifa:im sorry cloud,my boobs are actual just tissue
cloud:well,it dosent matter cos ive just sent sephiroth to get real breast
implants because we are dating now.
tifa surprised h its ok i've just found an intrest in janova
*vincent and airis walk in*
vincent:*he then get down on one knee* airis will you marry me .............
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:48 am
sephiroth walks over to cloud...............and says : cloud,i am,your father
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:10 pm
cloud: everyone gather round, come and look at my growth question
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:18 pm
*Last Fight of the Game- Cloud vs. Sephiroth Deleted Scene*
Cloud: *Camera zooms in on his face* ...
Sephiroth: *Camera zooms onto his face* ...
Cloud: *Camera angles to show Cloud in a cool stance* ...
Sephiroth: *Camera zooms overhead to show a wonderful shot* ...
Cloud: ....I FREAKING HATE YOU!!!
Sephiroth: Your camera angling will never surpass mine Cloud.
Cloud: *Camera moves to a downward angle showing Cloud in an awsome pose* ...
Sephiroth: Hm...No. Your just not working it. If your going to continue killing time with your less than novice angling and poses then get out of here. Only us men with big ball can play in this legue.
Cloud: *Camera angles from the right showing Cloud in a spectacular fighting pose and then moves overhead and zooms in on his face as it moves infront of him.* ...
Sephiroth: Go home you pitiful homofaging pre-schooler. Your worth no ones time, Cait Sith is more pleasurable than you.
Cloud: *Finally snaps* NO ONE...IS BETTER THAN MEEEE!!!!!!!
*Thus entering the final scene. Cloud goes into a full omnislash on Sephiroth*
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:23 pm
She Wrote It Hallelujah Tifa: These pants are really tight, maybe you could help me cloud? Cloud: Yeh sure Tifa, i'll just put my sword away Areis: YOU b***h CLOUD IS MINE GET YOUR SLUTTY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!! Cloud: Now now ladies, there's plenty of me to go around Tifa: EXcuse me but who is the one who cloud went to first Barret: NOw listen up MOTHER ******** Cloud aint into women, he likes a strong man Cloud: Err yeh, about that Barret, ther's something ive been meaning to tell you.... Areis: Cloud, lets go and pick some flowers in the garden Tifa: nice try b***h, but cloud aint gonna fall for that one Cloud:OKAY STOP... right, Areis, i love you, Tifa, i want to shag you, Barret, get away from me you big poof ok thats fukin hilarious HAHAHA well barret is a big poof... and wtf is shag?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:45 pm
Cloud: Aerith is mine
Zack: I had her first!
Cloud: NO... I DID...
Zack: Dude, thats my memory.
Cloud: Don't be jealous. I mean, c'mon, you're dead.
Zack: You forget, my memory lives on.
Cloud: STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!
Sephiroth: Uhm Cloud... Aerith is dead.
Cloud: Who the hell asked YOU to join in this conversation.
Sephiroth: Well, you looked kind of stupid standing there talking to yourself.
Cloud: *Clasps head* Owwww.... Headache...
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:16 pm
omg...these are all....weird.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:42 pm
1001_pandaz omg...these are all....weird. No, they're funny. Well, no, I take that back they are weird, but that's why they're funny.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:25 pm
Cloud just as Sephiroth kills Aerith: eh its all good, i mean she wasn't THAT cool now was she?
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:48 pm
Rufus:"We need you cloud, you are a X soldier aren't you"
Cloud:"Hmm, in my head"
Rufus:"But only you can keep pick us up some donuts so fast."
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