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VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:03 pm


Ares or Mars
BlazingInfernoPhoenix
What's the story with you and Aphrodite?


First, what do you know what was going on? I need to know how much of that one leaked out...

didnt hephapatus trap u in a net with aphrodite who might i add was his wife and invite every god to laugh at u
PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:04 pm


Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
nobody does that anymore, itd taste all bitter anyway, the right way wud be to stick im in river styx wash away his personality nad junk and take over his body, u literally turn into that person
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars


...spirit of vengence? neutral

explaining time, okay my summoner wuz really pissed at sum girl, no clue why, he went to a mysticand took all his rage and created me, but i realized he was a jackass so i took over his body


Cool. Did you eat his soul?


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form

VanGunDiablo


VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:13 pm


what type of deluded b*****d thinks that, nothings better then taking out a shotgun and crotch shooting, speaking of which, pulls out a shotgun.... Hmmmm... who wants to be my second shotgun ballshot
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Does the name Melios ring a bell?
Melios is a spartan,a hoplite I think.
If it doesnt ring a bell,ok then,it shouldnt anyway.
Modern wars are no fun anymore,few years ago snipers had to shoot on instinct,now they have some trainee on his/her side telling him/her the wind speed and directions and blah blah..But the swords and spears were probably more fun,and a lot more dificult to come out of with out a scratch,ok my question is,what war was the hardest you have ever been in,and why.


Not really, but then again, it has been awhile. Interesting opinions you have there, The hardest war I've ever been in? Uh, I don't really think of wars as hard, per se...how about the most fun or the most interesting? Or the bloodiest. Or maybe the strangest. How about the one where the most people got hit in the crotch by a spear?

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:01 pm


VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
BlazingInfernoPhoenix
What's the story with you and Aphrodite?


First, what do you know what was going on? I need to know how much of that one leaked out...

didnt hephapatus trap u in a net with aphrodite who might i add was his wife and invite every god to laugh at u


...yes...

Ares or Mars

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Ares or Mars

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:02 pm


VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
nobody does that anymore, itd taste all bitter anyway, the right way wud be to stick im in river styx wash away his personality nad junk and take over his body, u literally turn into that person
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars


...spirit of vengence? neutral

explaining time, okay my summoner wuz really pissed at sum girl, no clue why, he went to a mysticand took all his rage and created me, but i realized he was a jackass so i took over his body


Cool. Did you eat his soul?


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form


Hmm. Have you gotten laid in your new body yet?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:04 pm


VanGunDiablo
what type of deluded b*****d thinks that, nothings better then taking out a shotgun and crotch shooting, speaking of which, pulls out a shotgun.... Hmmmm... who wants to be my second shotgun ballshot
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Does the name Melios ring a bell?
Melios is a spartan,a hoplite I think.
If it doesnt ring a bell,ok then,it shouldnt anyway.
Modern wars are no fun anymore,few years ago snipers had to shoot on instinct,now they have some trainee on his/her side telling him/her the wind speed and directions and blah blah..But the swords and spears were probably more fun,and a lot more dificult to come out of with out a scratch,ok my question is,what war was the hardest you have ever been in,and why.


Not really, but then again, it has been awhile. Interesting opinions you have there, The hardest war I've ever been in? Uh, I don't really think of wars as hard, per se...how about the most fun or the most interesting? Or the bloodiest. Or maybe the strangest. How about the one where the most people got hit in the crotch by a spear?

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted


I know, right? Hmm...anyone on your hitlist you would be interested in ballshoting right about now? I could go for a couple of shots myself... twisted

Ares or Mars

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VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:17 pm


Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
BlazingInfernoPhoenix
What's the story with you and Aphrodite?


First, what do you know what was going on? I need to know how much of that one leaked out...

didnt hephapatus trap u in a net with aphrodite who might i add was his wife and invite every god to laugh at u


...yes...
i have a copy of it, its number one on itunes and world wide, takes out ipod, ... giggle, HAHAHHAHA
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:18 pm


Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
nobody does that anymore, itd taste all bitter anyway, the right way wud be to stick im in river styx wash away his personality nad junk and take over his body, u literally turn into that person
Ares or Mars


Cool. Did you eat his soul?


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form


Hmm. Have you gotten laid in your new body yet?

no, but i convinced hades to give me some of his powers for a while

VanGunDiablo


VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:19 pm


no actually i shot my friend for fun, he wuz flying, but he has god regen so hes okay
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
what type of deluded b*****d thinks that, nothings better then taking out a shotgun and crotch shooting, speaking of which, pulls out a shotgun.... Hmmmm... who wants to be my second shotgun ballshot
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord
Does the name Melios ring a bell?
Melios is a spartan,a hoplite I think.
If it doesnt ring a bell,ok then,it shouldnt anyway.
Modern wars are no fun anymore,few years ago snipers had to shoot on instinct,now they have some trainee on his/her side telling him/her the wind speed and directions and blah blah..But the swords and spears were probably more fun,and a lot more dificult to come out of with out a scratch,ok my question is,what war was the hardest you have ever been in,and why.


Not really, but then again, it has been awhile. Interesting opinions you have there, The hardest war I've ever been in? Uh, I don't really think of wars as hard, per se...how about the most fun or the most interesting? Or the bloodiest. Or maybe the strangest. How about the one where the most people got hit in the crotch by a spear?

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted


I know, right? Hmm...anyone on your hitlist you would be interested in ballshoting right about now? I could go for a couple of shots myself... twisted
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:30 pm


VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
BlazingInfernoPhoenix
What's the story with you and Aphrodite?


First, what do you know what was going on? I need to know how much of that one leaked out...

didnt hephapatus trap u in a net with aphrodite who might i add was his wife and invite every god to laugh at u


...yes...
i have a copy of it, its number one on itunes and world wide, takes out ipod, ... giggle, HAHAHHAHA


*chucks a nuke at you*

Ares or Mars

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Ares or Mars

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  • Risky Lifestyle 100
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:31 pm


VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
nobody does that anymore, itd taste all bitter anyway, the right way wud be to stick im in river styx wash away his personality nad junk and take over his body, u literally turn into that person
Ares or Mars


Cool. Did you eat his soul?


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form


Hmm. Have you gotten laid in your new body yet?

no, but i convinced hades to give me some of his powers for a while


Sure you did, and I enjoy skipping and frolicking through fields of flowers. rolleyes stare
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:32 pm


VanGunDiablo
no actually i shot my friend for fun, he wuz flying, but he has god regen so hes okay
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
what type of deluded b*****d thinks that, nothings better then taking out a shotgun and crotch shooting, speaking of which, pulls out a shotgun.... Hmmmm... who wants to be my second shotgun ballshot
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted


I know, right? Hmm...anyone on your hitlist you would be interested in ballshoting right about now? I could go for a couple of shots myself... twisted


He had a good what?

Ares or Mars

9,350 Points
  • Brandisher 100
  • Survivor 150
  • Risky Lifestyle 100

VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:35 pm


Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form


Hmm. Have you gotten laid in your new body yet?

no, but i convinced hades to give me some of his powers for a while


Sure you did, and I enjoy skipping and frolicking through fields of flowers. rolleyes stare

hes my dad, he and nemesis got married for a while and had me
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:36 pm


VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
Ares or Mars


Hmm, that does sound fun. So, how does it feel to have a body?
quite nice actually, just kidding it sucks, it actually gets hut unlike my spirit form


Hmm. Have you gotten laid in your new body yet?

no, but i convinced hades to give me some of his powers for a while


Sure you did, and I enjoy skipping and frolicking through fields of flowers. rolleyes stare

hes my dad, he and nemesis got married for a while and had me

wow... so u skip and frolic through meadows, i should tell dad, unless i get a certain reason why not, takes out a checkbook, hmm....

VanGunDiablo


VanGunDiablo

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:37 pm


he heals like a god, very fast
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
no actually i shot my friend for fun, he wuz flying, but he has god regen so hes okay
Ares or Mars
VanGunDiablo
what type of deluded b*****d thinks that, nothings better then taking out a shotgun and crotch shooting, speaking of which, pulls out a shotgun.... Hmmmm... who wants to be my second shotgun ballshot
Ares or Mars
Mystery_Sith_Lord

What do you mean strange?
And tell me about the one with people getting hit in the crotch with spears.


Lets just say, you wouldn't believe how popular crotch shots used to be. Crotch shot - the real critical hit! Spears, swords, arrows, everything goes! And you thought headshot was bad. It seems that crotch shots aren't quite as popular as they used to be though...shame. twisted


I know, right? Hmm...anyone on your hitlist you would be interested in ballshoting right about now? I could go for a couple of shots myself... twisted


He had a good what?
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