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 Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:27 pm
Granted! But you don't get to experience the joys and the rich emotions that come with the complexity of life. (You're very very bored.)
I wish that I could be this age forever.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:05 pm
Granted, but everyone else in your life ages naturally, so you have to say goodbye to everyone you love as they age and die.
I wish I had a date for Valentine's Day. (Not really, since I already have plans, but for the sake of the game...sure, why not!)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:06 pm
Granted! But your date is an disgusting jerk who hasn't showered in two weeks, and who likes to use women as sex objects.
I wish that I were better at writing poetry. (I write prose, not poetry.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:13 pm
Granted, but the poetry you're great at writing is dirty limericks.
I wish they would come out with the rest of the series run of NYPD Blue on DVD. (So far they've only come out with the first four seasons! crying )
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:58 pm
Granted! But they are Chinese dubbed with only Korean subtitles. biggrin
I wish that my computer were faster.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:58 pm
Granted! But the Feds come in and arrest you for magically having a MUCH speedier computer. They also confiscate your computer and wipe your memory. Now you never knew you even HAD a computer.
I wish that credit card companies would just... Not exist.
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:25 pm
Granted! But now you have to pay in cash when your car breaks down, or else you have to walk all the way home and pull your car with a rope.
I wish that I had a guy about my own age who is sweet, smart, and completely in love with me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:02 pm
Granted! But you find out within minutes that he's also a serial killer who has yet to be caught.
I wish that I could go back to school and finally work in a job I can enjoy.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:07 pm
Granted! But you're making minimum wage, and not getting any benefits.
I wish that the registrar could get my computer class and my sophomore lit class junk from my old school transferred correctly so I can graduate on time.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:15 pm
Granted, but right before you graduate you find out that you have to another class inorder to graduate.
I wish the people scheduling my interview for a hopefully new job would call me back already. I hate the waiting.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:20 pm
Granted! But you still don't get the job.
I wish that I didn't have so many student loans to pay off.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:22 pm
Granted, but now your car break down and needs a new transmission.
I wish that I had more time to go to the gym.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:50 am
Granted, but then, no matter when you go there to work out, there's always this really creepy person there who insists on using the workout equipment closest to yours.
I wish I were finished cooking lunch.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:46 pm
Up with your turret
Aren't we just terrified? Granted, but you realize everything was seasoned improperly and was cooked over an extremely too high heat.... which leaves it completely burned and inedible.
I wish days around the world didn't start until at least 11:00 AM. Sleeping in is oh so good. Shale, screen your worry
From what you won't ever find
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:10 pm
Granted! But now you have 20 hour work day!
I wish that I could get rid of this melancholic mood.
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