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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:35 pm
(Oh no! The first draft of this sounded way too much like Angel... NooooO!!!!)
"Well, there's one way to figure this out." Before the other Spike could suggest anything rude, like he was sure he would say, the vampire continued. "And it's not killing you and then Buffy."
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:46 pm
Spike looked truly lost as he tried to think of something. " Alright then, spit it out. Perhaps we could go ask for the Watcher's help too?" He suggested sarcastically. "Maybe look for clues?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:01 pm
"No Watcher. That wanker has had it in for me for ages, since Buffy told him... erm... that I was evil." lied Spike quickly, not willing to say that he and Buffy had been sleeping together.
"What was my name before I was a demon?" asked Spike aggressively, hoping that his counterpart wouldn't know the answer and he could kill the imposter without any qualms on his conscience.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:14 pm
"Wi-" Spike looked around cautiously to make sure no one was around to hear him." William.William the Bloody," he said, saying the last part a little louder. Least that made him sound a bit tougher.
Looking over his strange impersonater, he smiled as he thought of a question of his own." What do during Woodstock?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:45 am
"Come on." said Spike derisively. "I told a bunch of vampires when I first got here that. Give me something I haven't blabbed all over Sunnydale to answer, got it, demon?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:13 am
Thinking about it, Spike nodded." Right. Well then, still don't trust you. Even if you do look a bit like me." He said regaining some of his lost bravado.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:02 am
Buffy returned with Giles. "And don't you get started with the whole, "well, look who was right" thing. Buffy made a blooper, I get it."
"Buffy, please, tell this demon that I'm..."
Buffy interrupted him, "You know, that "please", didn't help your case all that much. So, Giles, what do you think?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:33 pm
" We stake him, then everyone can go back to their evening." Spike said standing closer to the Watcher." World's bad enough without someone else trying to be me."
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:52 pm
"Uh, why don't we stake you." said Buffy with attitude. "This one says please."
"Buffy, that still doesn't make either of them good." warned Giles.
"Look, why don't we all go back to my crypt. We can figure this out over pig's blood and whiskey..." looking at Buffy and Giles, "Or juice boxes and tea." he added derisively.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:21 pm
" Oh just great. I leave Sunnydale for the briefest moment and some ponce comes 'round setting up shop trying to be me." Spike pace around out of frustration.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:39 pm
"Um... Spike." said Buffy patronizingly, reluctant to say his name, but not knowing what else to call him. Before both of them could answer, she continued, "Which crypt?"
"The one where we..." Spike looked around, then raised his eyebrows in resignation, and stopped himself, "Never mind."
"What?" said Buffy, wrinking her nose in confusion.
"Let's just go."
"It's better than standing around here." interrupted Giles in annoyance.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:43 pm
He stood perfectly still with his arms crossed over his chest. " No! I refuse to to start following around the slayer, her watcher, and some person who's a bit too fond of my life."
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:57 pm
"You're hurting your case. Not like I'm not going to stake both of you, but won't it be nice to get to the bottom of this?" said Buffy in a syrupy tone. A dangerous look flashed in her eyes as Giles wiped his glasses and took over the line of reasoning. "Raising a fuss over such a minor issue as a brief jaunt makes me suspicious that you have something to hide. So why don't we get moving?" said Giles, tone icy.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:34 pm
" Fine. I'll go along with you, but only because I want that...imposter gone," Spike said waving his hand he doppleganger." That and I have nothing better to do at the moment."
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:59 am
Spike led the strange parade to the Alpert tomb. As he saw it, his stomach turned, seeing it just the way he had first found it years ago, when he had left Xander's basement. Opening the door confirmed his fear: no fridge filled with blood, no TV with Passions or a scary movie on, and no ladder to his bedroom below.
The vampire blanched even paler than usual. Turning to his twin, he accused, "What the bloody hell have you done with my place?! I see it all now, you wanker. All that "Oh, I don't want to cooperate" whining, and you set me up all along!"
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