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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:07 pm

Oh gods, those are awesome. (Except for the pro-Zutara ones...) But yeah.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:59 pm

Is anyone going to try to do some?

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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:24 am

Aang+sugar= kaboom.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:00 pm

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heres mine: its there =wots ur obsesion with but sex about?

What do you have against butt secks?

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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:11 pm

Panic!At The Square Dance

Is anyone going to try to do some?

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Azula.

Well, here's another great Sokka you've gotten me into!

Soylent Green is Momo!

We can't stop here. This is Toph Country. (Aaah, a 4chan favourite.)

Do not go into the Zuko. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

Killing me won't bring back your Suki. (OHSNAP AZULA SAYS TO SOKKA)

Elementary, my dear Katara. (Heh. Couldn't help it, Avatar Day popped into my head.)

All work and no Iroh makes Jack a dull boy.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Aang.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:40 pm

biggrin those quotes made my day. And most are strangely accurate...

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:30 pm

A'iight. Here's my go. Be prepared... this could get long.

-Sokka once had sex with a fish. (Fishkka!)

-God created the Universe in 6 days .. on the 7th, he chilled with Zuko and smoked some high grade.

-Once upon a time, long ago, an african king complained to Zuko about the huge amounts of rain in the region. Five days later, the Sahara Desert was created.

-Katara is about as innocent as a nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.

-Zuko can beat Napoleon at risk.

-Who needs slogans and facts, when you've got Zutara?

-Zuko is the only known person in the universe capable of creating fire by rubbing wood with bare hands.

-Zutara is UBERPRO. (I swear to god, I got this result >.<)

-If you hit 'refresh' one more time, Zutara is gonna pwn your sorry a**. ( I love it.)

-Guns don't kill people. Zuko does.

-Zuko - inventor of internet porn.

-If Zuko is smiling, you might want to leave the room. Fast. (God, I need to stop with the Zuko ones... But they're just so funny!)

-Kicking Zuko in the balls will only get yourrself hurt. (Balls of steel!)

-Sokka is so good at wasting time, he can waste 3 hours in an hour. (I'm jealous... >.<)

-Zuko's face was once featured on a milk carton after a game of hide and seek went slightly out of hand. (Ahahaha.)

-Zuko once ******** a ******** Zuko and Eminem got caught in a rap battle, Zuko won by rapping in sign language.

-Zuko ate all the Pokemons. (Oh noes! Not teh pokemans!)

-Katara can cook a burrito SO hot, that even God himself cant eat it. (WTF? Ahahaha)

-Katara has six senses, but the sixth should not be said on the internet.

-Once Katara carved out someone's throat with a rusty spoon. (I like rusteh spooooooonssss.... xD)

-Aang is incapable of doing pushups. What happens instead is that the entire planet attempts to get away from Aang's fists.

-Sokka is the only being who has defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.

-Porno magazines are Sokka's version of the bible.

-Katara beat The Ledgend of Zelda in 20 minutes.

-Zhao molests people via Walkie Talkie

-Not long ago, all the pirates of the world tried to kill Katara, fortunatly Katara had a guitar handy and wailed on it so hard that all the pirates bladders imploded.

That's all for now. I'll be back with more in about 15 minutes >.<

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:29 pm

XD Okay. I'm gonna do some. I'll be back in a while with some.

EDIT: Okay. Back with almost a whole page of factorize'd stuff one four characters. The Iroh ones were the best.

=Aang actually understands what’s going on in LOST.

=Never say Aang’s name in vain

=They sold Aang’s tears in stores, but you probably know it as Red Bull.

=Toph can outstare a mirror. (XD This doesn’t make sense.)

=Police label anyone attacking Toph as a 45-11… a suicide. (lolx)

=Toph rips the wings off angels.

=Toph makes onions cry.

=Toph already has a PS4.

=Zuko regularly vomits rainbows.

=Zuko’s sweat has an alcohol level of 120.

=Zuko once swallowed a tree.

=The word “Fact”, was invented when God said: Kataang is the shiznit.”

=4 out of 5 people prefer Kataang to Pepsi or Coke.

=Kataang is better than you at breathing.

=Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Iroh instead decided to punch the way out of the womb.

=Iroh can kill someone by shooting them with an empty water gun.

=Iroh once cheated on a blood test.

=Iroh counted to infinity- twice.

=Iroh invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

Zutara fans, please don't take offense to my Kataang posts. I just am a Kataang shipper.

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