|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:54 am
CthulhuKitty Countess Von Helson Get yourself a Nykki today! Nykki comes with: - Two toned hair - Perky C cup titties - extensive gothic and tom boy wardrobe - junk in the trunk ba-donka-donk butt - Large caring heart - Squeezably soft middle - Sarcasm - Light hearted giggle - Super girly voice - Super baking skills - Excellent hot chat skills - Nerd/Geek/Gamer appreciation - Intelligent advice Reserve yours today and we'll include a B.S.W. degree!  HOLY s**t!!! You look eerily familiar!!! lol do I really?
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:53 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Fuzzy Necromancer Nineteen year old male uncut (may need to be neutered, has not had shots) Housetrained Tall, Slim, but slightly pudgey around the tummy area, with a concave chest (incongruously sensitive about the subject) FA, Feeder, and sometime vorephile Good shiny long hair and firm but well-rounded butt Not demanding in the sexual activity department (Will give anything, fear of actual direct intimacy) Interests include fantasy, movies, writing, DnD, magi nation, and other hopelessly nerdy stuff. No interest in football, listening to music on ipods, or anything else teenage boys are supposed to like Has Car and Job Can be used as rations in event of an emergency Is loyal, tender, and "unspoiled" (virgin, complete with unbroken man-hymen) Likes to cuddle, discuss nerdy things at lengthy Decent cooking and writing skills. Limited artistic ability. Not sold in stores. Two AA batteries included. I want one. I've always thought you were adorable. <3
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:25 am
Purchase your very own Eve!
With this package, many features include:
- Scarily small in height (around 4'11")
- Very hyper and overactive. DO NOT LEAVE ALONE WITH STRANGERS.
- Sleeps a lot and whenever possible.
- Good with children and other animals.
- Great to hug and cuddle, although hands may wander to other body parts.
- A big flirt, especially with oriental males.
- Moveable parts, although joints have a tendency to stiffen in mornings and after naps.
No refunds available.
Warning: May burn if exposed to sunlight.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:02 am
kristinarr Fuzzy Necromancer Fuzzy Necromancer Nineteen year old male uncut (may need to be neutered, has not had shots) Housetrained Tall, Slim, but slightly pudgey around the tummy area, with a concave chest (incongruously sensitive about the subject) FA, Feeder, and sometime vorephile Good shiny long hair and firm but well-rounded butt Not demanding in the sexual activity department (Will give anything, fear of actual direct intimacy) Interests include fantasy, movies, writing, DnD, magi nation, and other hopelessly nerdy stuff. No interest in football, listening to music on ipods, or anything else teenage boys are supposed to like Has Car and Job Can be used as rations in event of an emergency Is loyal, tender, and "unspoiled" (virgin, complete with unbroken man-hymen) Likes to cuddle, discuss nerdy things at lengthy Decent cooking and writing skills. Limited artistic ability. Not sold in stores. Two AA batteries included. I want one. I've always thought you were adorable. <3 Aww, thank you. ^__^ How much are you willing to pay? mrgreen
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:03 am
Countess Von Helson Get yourself a Nykki today! Nykki comes with: - Two toned hair - Perky C cup titties - extensive gothic and tom boy wardrobe - junk in the trunk ba-donka-donk butt - Large caring heart - Squeezably soft middle - Sarcasm - Light hearted giggle - Super girly voice - Super baking skills - Excellent hot chat skills - Nerd/Geek/Gamer appreciation - Intelligent advice Reserve yours today and we'll include a B.S.W. degree! Ooohh, sounds tempting, but can't I get you on Amazon.com for half the price?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:16 am
Fuzzy Necromancer kristinarr Fuzzy Necromancer Fuzzy Necromancer Nineteen year old male uncut (may need to be neutered, has not had shots) Housetrained Tall, Slim, but slightly pudgey around the tummy area, with a concave chest (incongruously sensitive about the subject) FA, Feeder, and sometime vorephile Good shiny long hair and firm but well-rounded butt Not demanding in the sexual activity department (Will give anything, fear of actual direct intimacy) Interests include fantasy, movies, writing, DnD, magi nation, and other hopelessly nerdy stuff. No interest in football, listening to music on ipods, or anything else teenage boys are supposed to like Has Car and Job Can be used as rations in event of an emergency Is loyal, tender, and "unspoiled" (virgin, complete with unbroken man-hymen) Likes to cuddle, discuss nerdy things at lengthy Decent cooking and writing skills. Limited artistic ability. Not sold in stores. Two AA batteries included. I want one. I've always thought you were adorable. <3 Aww, thank you. ^__^ How much are you willing to pay? mrgreen I figured if we couldn't reach an agreement in my price range I'd just steal you. I dont ever steal, but I'd be willing to make an exception for you.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:34 pm
 Alright then, let's try this out. Here we go!:
----
Looking for something new that you can't find anywhere else? Try an [.Adnamac.]!
- 21 year old female.
- Never even been kissed!
- Likes to and is decent at cooking.
- Loves animals
- Usually pretty quiet and shy.
- Smoke-free!
- Does drink, but has never been drunk or close to it.
- Fairly emotional about things; known to cry even at movies with happy endings. (Anyone ever see Robots? sweatdrop )
- Likes to be hugged and cuddly…but won’t instigate the contact.
- Just above mid-back length brown hair.
- LOVES to have other people brush her hair
- Something of a geek: loves to play video games, reads fantasy novels, and has been known to dabble in a game or two of DnD
- Has her own car
- Has a job. Two, actually.
- Loves Broadway and musical theater in general.
- Volunteers every year to help build sets and run backstage for the local middle school drama production.
- Laid back. A sort of 'take-it-as-it-comes' view on life.
----
Yeah...there you have my sad attempt. I think I'd make a horrible sales person. xD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:28 pm
((I've got one of them thar girlfriend things, but hey, why the hell not. <.<))
Includes:
-Owns a Car
-Has a wide ranging taste in media that's easy to mesh with.
-Also equipped with the several times mentioned "Aaan't noise." (Mississippian biggrin )
-Almost constantly feels the need to pay for date costs, feeling cheap if he has to go dutch.
-Just a bit below ear length layered Blonde/brown hair. (Not highlighted, just the natural kind of variation. biggrin )
-Blue eyes of varying brightness
-Loves fancy clothes and getting dressed up. (I like feeling like I look nice. <_<)
-Only 17, so low mileage (18 in Sept. so I dunno if I should just put that.)
- Loves to cuddle and just be in general huggy situations (But as with Fuzzy, direct intimacy kinda weirds me out. <_< Kinda thought I was asexual for a while there.)
- Average build, 5'11 in height.
-Likes Video Games, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Comic Books, etc.
-Adores zombies.
-Prefers independent ladies. (I have yet to find one who isn't uber-clingy though. ._. )
-Non-smoker/drinker. ((Lulz Teetotaler))
((Erm, could be more I guess, but I shouldn't just go on and on. <_<))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:06 pm
Oooh. I should give this a try =D
Seeking a weird personality? Odd thoughts? Weird hair? Have I got the specimen for you! Bring home a Codi today!
She cooks! She cleans! She does laundry! She loves to be snuggly but still likes her own space! Complete with literacy, a good vocabulary, and several ideas bouncing around her oh-so-pretty head, the Codi is the perfect companion for anyone who dislikes the boring side of life! Codi Is/Has:
-340 pounds of happy!
-Green hair!
-Cooking skills! Codi is in close contact with two professionally trained cooks!
-6 feet of intelligent girl who loves a good conversation!
-Bright green eyes that'd make Harry Potter jealous!
-A major reader!
-A Harry Potter addict and proud of it! x3
-Not overly girly!
-A fan of having fun!
-Addicted to board games!
-A rad person! =D
If you would like to know -all- the features that The Codi is equipped with, take her home today!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:27 am
You say too late to start with your heart in a headlock
Oh my selling points.
This should be good.
-Rather short, chibi sized! :] (5'3")
-Color changing eyes! (Blue,green,gray)
-Can be sweet and or bitchy. Mostly sweet.
-A very good chef, intending on going to cooking school.
-She makes cakes. Very.Delicious.Cakes.
-She cuddles.
-She plays video games.
-She enjoys talking.
-Loves watching movies.
-Has a strange obsession with glitter.
-Loves every single color that exists. Yes, even puce and brown.
-Is usually always happy and know how to brighten up a room.
-Fun at parties!
-Easily excitable.
-House trained.
-Loves pokemon. Yes. I do love pokemon. Go mudkipz!
-Is nice and pudgy round the middle.
-Has a badonkadonk butt.
-Likes to bite/nibble.
-Did I say she likes to cook? A lot? As in super passionate about it? I did? Oh well.
-She rocks.
THAR.
You know you're better than this
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:37 am
Hmm lemme try...
-Originally released in 1979 & is now a vintage classic!
-A natural gamer geek
-Has never been used(sexually)
-Aerodynamic do to a lack of head hair
-Environmentally friendly due to running on batteries that consist of carbonated beverages which can be recycled.
-Excellent for plus sized users
-Must be 18 or older to buy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:09 pm
Whip It Out! Oooh. I should give this a try =D Seeking a weird personality? Odd thoughts? Weird hair? Have I got the specimen for you! Bring home a Codi today!
She cooks! She cleans! She does laundry! She loves to be snuggly but still likes her own space! Complete with literacy, a good vocabulary, and several ideas bouncing around her oh-so-pretty head, the Codi is the perfect companion for anyone who dislikes the boring side of life! Codi Is/Has:
-340 pounds of happy!
-Green hair!
-Cooking skills! Codi is in close contact with two professionally trained cooks!
-6 feet of intelligent girl who loves a good conversation!
-Bright green eyes that'd make Harry Potter jealous!
-A major reader!
-A Harry Potter addict and proud of it! x3
-Not overly girly!
-A fan of having fun!
-Addicted to board games!
-A rad person! =D
If you would like to know -all- the features that The Codi is equipped with, take her home today! Codi IS the model of the year! =D
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:10 pm
[.Adnamac.] Alright then, let's try this out. Here we go!:
----
Looking for something new that you can't find anywhere else? Try an [.Adnamac.]!
- 21 year old female.
- Never even been kissed!
- Likes to and is decent at cooking.
- Loves animals
- Usually pretty quiet and shy.
- Smoke-free!
- Does drink, but has never been drunk or close to it.
- Fairly emotional about things; known to cry even at movies with happy endings. (Anyone ever see Robots? sweatdrop )
- Likes to be hugged and cuddly…but won’t instigate the contact.
- Just above mid-back length brown hair.
- LOVES to have other people brush her hair
- Something of a geek: loves to play video games, reads fantasy novels, and has been known to dabble in a game or two of DnD
- Has her own car
- Has a job. Two, actually.
- Loves Broadway and musical theater in general.
- Volunteers every year to help build sets and run backstage for the local middle school drama production.
- Laid back. A sort of 'take-it-as-it-comes' view on life.
----
Yeah...there you have my sad attempt. I think I'd make a horrible sales person. xD
Sounds awesome x3 Loves me a girl with fantasy/dnd interests. Only tough bit is that I'd have to initiate contact, which would be tre uncomfortable. >.>;
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:14 pm
Gothberry Tea You say too late to start with your heart in a headlock
Oh my selling points.
This should be good.
-Rather short, chibi sized! :] (5'3")
-Color changing eyes! (Blue,green,gray)
-Can be sweet and or bitchy. Mostly sweet.
-A very good chef, intending on going to cooking school.
-She makes cakes. Very.Delicious.Cakes.
-She cuddles.
-She plays video games.
-She enjoys talking.
-Loves watching movies.
-Has a strange obsession with glitter.
-Loves every single color that exists. Yes, even puce and brown.
-Is usually always happy and know how to brighten up a room.
-Fun at parties!
-Easily excitable.
-House trained.
-Loves pokemon. Yes. I do love pokemon. Go mudkipz!
-Is nice and pudgy round the middle.
-Has a badonkadonk butt.
-Likes to bite/nibble.
-Did I say she likes to cook? A lot? As in super passionate about it? I did? Oh well.
-She rocks.
THAR.
You know you're better than this Gaaah. This guild has more awesomeness than I could afford. @_@
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:23 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Gothberry Tea You say too late to start with your heart in a headlock
Oh my selling points.
This should be good.
-Rather short, chibi sized! :] (5'3")
-Color changing eyes! (Blue,green,gray)
-Can be sweet and or bitchy. Mostly sweet.
-A very good chef, intending on going to cooking school.
-She makes cakes. Very.Delicious.Cakes.
-She cuddles.
-She plays video games.
-She enjoys talking.
-Loves watching movies.
-Has a strange obsession with glitter.
-Loves every single color that exists. Yes, even puce and brown.
-Is usually always happy and know how to brighten up a room.
-Fun at parties!
-Easily excitable.
-House trained.
-Loves pokemon. Yes. I do love pokemon. Go mudkipz!
-Is nice and pudgy round the middle.
-Has a badonkadonk butt.
-Likes to bite/nibble.
-Did I say she likes to cook? A lot? As in super passionate about it? I did? Oh well.
-She rocks.
THAR.
You know you're better than this Gaaah. This guild has more awesomeness than I could afford. @_@ You say too late to start with your heart in a headlock
Indeed.
Now if only people around where I live liked chubby chicks.
Then I would be in damn good shape.
D:
You know you're better than this
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
