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 Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:05 pm
BlueRaven990 Vincente The Iron Magus BlueRaven990 Vincente [The Pocky Panda] GIB should totally have its own soap opera channel. O_O but mother... I HAVE AMNESIA! *organ plays*
You ain't mah mather! xp That's right! That's because he's your... EVIL HALF-TWIN FROM THE FUTURE! *organ plays* Curses! But little do you know that I travelled further back in time and am in fact.... YOUR FATHER! *organ plays*
Le gah!
Yet you still have no idea that I am in fact your Uncle, whom you believed to have died in a river!
But nooooooooooo! I simply emigrated to Spain! >=D
*EastEnder's drums start up*-commercial begins to play- -spanish commercial comes on- ¡CCONSIGA SU PEPSI! ¡CAPENAS CINCO DOLALRS APAGADO CON ESTE CUPONES IMPRESIONANTES DEL ALIMENTO 4 MENOS!! ¡CESO CORRECTO! ¡CALIMENTO 4 MENOS!!! ¿CNO PUEDE CREER SUS OJOS!? ¡CPOZO USTED MEJOR!! ¡CALIMENTO 4 MENOS! ¡CERA EL DINERO NO CUENTA! ¡CPERO ALIMENTO! -back to the show-
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:12 am
...oh god.
So off topic.
Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:16 am
IlilotIblake BlueRaven990 Vincente The Iron Magus That's right! That's because he's your... EVIL HALF-TWIN FROM THE FUTURE! *organ plays* Curses! But little do you know that I travelled further back in time and am in fact.... YOUR FATHER! *organ plays*
Le gah!
Yet you still have no idea that I am in fact your Uncle, whom you believed to have died in a river!
But nooooooooooo! I simply emigrated to Spain! >=D
*EastEnder's drums start up*-commercial begins to play- -spanish commercial comes on- ¡CCONSIGA SU PEPSI! ¡CAPENAS CINCO DOLALRS APAGADO CON ESTE CUPONES IMPRESIONANTES DEL ALIMENTO 4 MENOS!! ¡CESO CORRECTO! ¡CALIMENTO 4 MENOS!!! ¿CNO PUEDE CREER SUS OJOS!? ¡CPOZO USTED MEJOR!! ¡CALIMENTO 4 MENOS! ¡CERA EL DINERO NO CUENTA! ¡CPERO ALIMENTO! -back to the show-
NO ONE EXCEPTS THE SPANISH ADVERTISMENTS!
Our main weapon is surprise! Surprise and subliminal advertising designed to make you want to buy a substantial amount of Pepsi...
*cough* sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:25 am
The Iron Magus ...oh god. So off topic. Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk Alright. The term of Anonymous is Nerd. They all act like people who can't seem to get a girl/boy. They seem like as if they're isolated from the world. They lol @ nasty humor things. They are completely fine if a person comes into their board and says "I want to ******** my sister... But, I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?"[Creepy enough, this happened before] And then they will respond with s**t liek "Omg, your so lucky!!" and some other s**t.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:50 am
IlilotIblake The Iron Magus ...oh god. So off topic. Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk Alright. The term of Anonymous is Nerd. They all act like people who can't seem to get a girl/boy. They seem like as if they're isolated from the world. They lol @ nasty humor things. They are completely fine if a person comes into their board and says "I want to ******** my sister... But, I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?"[Creepy enough, this happened before] And then they will respond with s**t liek "Omg, your so lucky!!" and some other s**t. Such...intimate knowledge... *looks at you suspciously*
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:25 am
IlilotIblake The Iron Magus ...oh god. So off topic. Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk Alright. The term of Anonymous is Nerd. They all act like people who can't seem to get a girl/boy. They seem like as if they're isolated from the world. They lol @ nasty humor things. They are completely fine if a person comes into their board and says "I want to ******** my sister... But, I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?"[Creepy enough, this happened before] And then they will respond with s**t liek "Omg, your so lucky!!" and some other s**t.
You're getting no where near my five sisters! Lol
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:04 pm
The Iron Magus IlilotIblake The Iron Magus ...oh god. So off topic. Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk Alright. The term of Anonymous is Nerd. They all act like people who can't seem to get a girl/boy. They seem like as if they're isolated from the world. They lol @ nasty humor things. They are completely fine if a person comes into their board and says "I want to ******** my sister... But, I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?"[Creepy enough, this happened before] And then they will respond with s**t liek "Omg, your so lucky!!" and some other s**t. Such...intimate knowledge... *looks at you suspciously* Oh no, I'm not a channer mad But, I got that whole "Sister thingy" from the GD, when someone was posting as thread saying "I don't understand 4chan. How could you be proud of yourself when you give someone advice on how to ******** their sister?" and then he posted up the whole link to their converstation, I was reading it all and was liek "Wtf?"
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:07 pm
IlilotIblake The Iron Magus IlilotIblake The Iron Magus ...oh god. So off topic. Whatever happened to bashing the /i/nvaders? gonk Alright. The term of Anonymous is Nerd. They all act like people who can't seem to get a girl/boy. They seem like as if they're isolated from the world. They lol @ nasty humor things. They are completely fine if a person comes into their board and says "I want to ******** my sister... But, I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?"[Creepy enough, this happened before] And then they will respond with s**t liek "Omg, your so lucky!!" and some other s**t. Such...intimate knowledge... *looks at you suspciously* Oh no, I'm not a channer mad But, I got that whole "Sister thingy" from the GD, when someone was posting as thread saying "I don't understand 4chan. How could you be proud of yourself when you give someone advice on how to ******** their sister?" and then he posted up the whole link to their converstation, I was reading it all and was liek "Wtf?"
We believe you iBlake... lol
And I bet the whole convo was made up, the sad... person probably had nothing better to do. xp
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:46 pm
Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:11 pm
T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
*back at home*
Aww they always do that! I was just getting into it. =[
*gets out TV guide*
=O
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:42 am
T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
A bedroom scene plays as someone enters the room with a knife, a person is sleeping on the bed. Dun! Dun! Dun!
-Spanish commercials comes on-
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:54 am
IlilotIblake T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
A bedroom scene plays as someone enters the room with a knife, a person is sleeping on the bed. Dun! Dun! Dun!
-Spanish commercials comes on-
Why Spanish?! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:25 pm
IlilotIblake T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
A bedroom scene plays as someone enters the room with a knife, a person is sleeping on the bed. Dun! Dun! Dun!
-Spanish commercials comes on-
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:49 pm
BlueRaven990 IlilotIblake T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
A bedroom scene plays as someone enters the room with a knife, a person is sleeping on the bed. Dun! Dun! Dun!
-Spanish commercials comes on-
Why Spanish?! gonk We could just as easily have Indonesian, Malay, Tagalog, Thai, and Vietnamese all broadcast simultaneously. Unfortunately, we have no agents that are literate in even one of those languages. ... Keegan wasn't murdered. He was kidnapped during a vacation in Ho Chi Minh City and made to play Russian roulette. The last words he heard were, "What part of ' Di-di mau' do you not UNDERSTAND?! Di-di mau, damnit! Di-di mau!"
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:48 pm
Red October Archangel BlueRaven990 IlilotIblake T-demon aka Kuma Guys, I have a confession.... I'm pregnant. -cuts out- Who's the father? How long until the baby? What ever happened to her cousin Keegan who went missing? Stay tuned to find out the answers on, "Gaians in Black".
A bedroom scene plays as someone enters the room with a knife, a person is sleeping on the bed. Dun! Dun! Dun!
-Spanish commercials comes on-
Why Spanish?! gonk We could just as easily have Indonesian, Malay, Tagalog, Thai, and Vietnamese all broadcast simultaneously. Unfortunately, we have no agents that are literate in even one of those languages. ... Keegan wasn't murdered. He was kidnapped during a vacation in Ho Chi Minh City and made to play Russian roulette. The last words he heard were, "What part of ' Di-di mau' do you not UNDERSTAND?! Di-di mau, damnit! Di-di mau!" As Blake hears this, he panics, he goes back to the sudden flashback of the Veitnam War! Do Do Do!!!
-flashback-
"Sir! I can't go back! The enemies are coming from the Ho Chi Minh Trail!"
"Young Lt. Don't give up! Keep fighting! Only cowards use sneak attack!"
"But Sir... We must turn back and ----" Blake gets cut off as his General steps on a boar trap. "No!!! Sir!!!! Noo!!" Blake stands there defenseless as he watches his General flip into the air and smashing into a nearby tree, nearly killing him, and then falling. "No!!!! How could this be!!!? If only they took my advice to attack the Ho Chi Minh Trail, and this wouldn't of happen!!" Blake said as his face was covered in tears because he lost a good friend.
-done with the flashback-He questions October quickly! "Did you say 'Ho Chi Minh Trail' or 'Ho Chi Minh City' that Keegan died in?"
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