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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:11 pm
[puts the clone into the vending machine]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:24 pm
*le gasp* don't do that! oh noez! multiple clones of you! Ze race of JVCA! eek
And they all have chicks on their head! eek
[puts a chick in the slot and ducks]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:11 pm
You receive...!
A bunch of philosophers, all dressed in brown suits and all pondering which came first - the chick or the vending machine.
[inserts a coin cautiously]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:51 pm
*Zoom!*
Out flies a phoenix! Just what you've always wanted!!! Isnt he pretty?
*Inserts instructions for english research project....MuSt AnNiHiLaTe!*
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:01 pm
[vroooom!!!]
out pops a poe...and link...and epona...and another bomb... ((runs and hide whil inserting link XD))
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:12 pm
xd Out of curiosity, what's the research project?
[as the bomb goes boom, the vending machine spurts out another prize, which is....]
A dancing banana, complete with peanut butter and jam. ^^;
[joins the banana in it's singing, even though I can't eat sandwiches any more. ;_;]
[crawls through the wreckage of the bomb and inserts an imaginary coin]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:19 pm
[tock...tick]
out pops a time travel...thingy and it send u far enough back in time to stop the bomb from going off then it disappers.
[inserts apple]
*tear* i like that apple
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:24 pm
[ lol. The research project...*shudders* We have these super strict guidelines...If 1 period, comma, etc is out of place (even just on the source cards!), the entire card will be thrown away. Anyways, I have to make a bunch of source cards on my subject, then write a paper on it, and then I have to do a presentation to the class with a visual. =/ Yuk...My subject is the Ogbanje. If youve read Chinua Achebes book "Things Fall Apart" you might know what im talking about. lol. But an Ogbanje is basically a child that is born and then dies, over and over, tormenting the mother...Well, pretty much, I dont want to do this project...Im way to busy. =/ Why cant you eat sandwiches anymore? ]
Out croaks a dead frog! Errr....Okay? Maybe you can use it for something???!....Or not? lol.
*Inserts Windex... [That stuff is great for taking the sting out of bug bites! Seriously...]*
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:14 pm
[ling]
out pops an emtpy pudding dish
*burps* oops... redface
[inserts full pudding dish]
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:58 pm
*Chugga CHugga CHUgga CHUGga CHUGGa CHUGGA!!!! CHOO CHOO!!!*
Oh god! Run for your life, its a train!!!!
*After its well and gone...I sneak back and throw a cheesecake at the machine...I wonder if it'll take?*
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:50 pm
[salutes] The machine does indeed take cheesecakes.
[out comes... an invisible tree stump! How do I know it's a tree stump? Because coming after comes a very angry Ent! Also, the machine looks incredibly weather beaten, as it was a large tree stump.]
[inserts toe] xd
(Ouch, that research sounds really, really harsh.. >_> Can't eat sandwiches any more as I have discovered I'm gluten intolerant - ie, can't eat wheat/flour/baked goods)
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:15 pm
((no baked guds?!?!? but grandmas cookies...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!))
[ring]
out comes a toasted human hand
the amityville toaster, make breakfast fun, spooky haunted toaster spooky hee hee toast, yum yum yum human hand
[inserts foamy XD]
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:52 am
(OMGLUFF! I love Foamy! whee Tony-Blair Witch Project. xd I know, no cookies is bad, but Dad's working on making Gluten-Free stuff. I miss toast the most.)
[bloop!]
Out comes a packet of headphones, in a little crisp satchet. They look pretty salty.. Mmm... Salty music goodness...
[squishes a cushion through the coin slot]
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:45 am
[The machine rumbles, and you hear a heavy "CLUNK!"]
...You got... a rock?
I'm so jealous, man. I wanted a pet rock. =
[Inserts a pet tissue]
...It had behavioural issues.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:42 pm
[weee]
outs pops a pet pen...
*tear* i loved that pen...
[inserts pencil]
i dont like pencils.
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