JulieDoc
"And here we see the elusive black and white Gee-zelle. Watch now, as a miracle of nature occurs. The graceful Gee-zelle eludes its predators teenius annoyicus, the common teenie, by first faking right and then bolting toward the stage doors . . ."
Win. WIN!
This should get on the quotes post in the official thread *goes to hassle Doom*