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 Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:50 pm
I actually have 2 good ones:
One on my favs in with the quest char at Namira's Shrine. When she chases me and i shoot her she flies about 50 feet forward at like 100 miles an hour. lol.
My second one is i start a fight in imperial city and i have a 10ft area damage on my arrows. The imperial guards gather so i had 8 imperial legion guards on me and i shot my bow. in 1 hit i killed all of them instanly rofl .
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:24 pm
i shot a skooma druggie in teh skooma den while he was drinking and it looked as if i shot him the mouth it felt good to see that.
then all of the other skooma people kept sitting in the same seat he was in. so it was like being in a carnival lol.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:25 am
Uchiha Shadow Sasuke A funny story is when i used an arrow that had an encantment of 50 damage ice 10 area and 5 duration I kile two guys in a shot and the corpes were humping each other..... omg burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:29 am
i love to do a misson to get a item for some one and at the end i kill the person you give it to to get the item for exampel theres a misson were you have to get a wepon called rock shader at the end killed the person i give it to and take it mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:31 pm
once I was trying to get on my horse(a chestnut at the time, if it matters), but I was on a mountain. when I got on, I went to third person, and he was hovering above the horse. it was beyond strange...
Once, I was using the paintbrush cheat to get on top of Rosethorn hall and suddenly the guards attacked me... I still don't know why, but I'm avoiding Rosethorn halls roof...
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:13 pm
last night i ended up going into "empty mine" just outside the imperial city and when i went inside and killed the goblin with a damage health/magic poison i made he fell over and his crotch went right into his face! he looked like he was giving himself head....... lmfao.
also just recently in the mage's guild i went into the praxographical center and the three mage's in there were going at each other majorly o.O well then the guards got in on it and i just sat on the stairs and ate popcorn waiting to see who the victor was. ironically it was the lowly little green robed girl with a minor fireball spell lol.
aaaaaaand last but not least horse sex.... i was walking out in the middle of nowhere just outisde bruma and here are two horses: one ontop of the other spazzing out making really look like they were into something nasty. which is frightening because all the horses look to be male in the game o.O the guards that were riding said horses were shouting at one another "stop your under rest!" over and over. sure enough.... i got arrested for nothing with a fine of 23 gold.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:52 pm
uring the Dark Brotherhood quests when u go under the lighthouse, i accadentailly picked up the "Mother's Head" but didnt know it untill they killed Lucien at Applewatch.....so i dropped the head and talked to the others, one started to talk about the head on the floor and was acting suspicious
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:20 pm
I was doing a Fighter's Guild mission, the one where you have to go with Oreyn to kill Azani Blackheart. I was able to get across the swinging blade traps okay, but Oreyn kept getting hit. He eventually kept dying and his lifeless body would just fly across the room like crazy.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:04 am
I don't know why but after the battle outside the BIG Oblivion Gate near Bruma a guard started attacking Martin Septim for some reason.
Martin walked back to the Cloud Ruler Temple followed all the way by this guard shouting: "Stop, you're under arrest!..."
But he didn't seem to care, walked along and healed himself now and then. I killed the guard after a while. (Of course I got arrested for that later..) confused
At a later point of the Game - shortly before the final battle - you have to meet Martin in the White Gold Tower.
After I had entered a video sequence started where Martin should explain what to do next.
But in the middle of the sequence the palace guards rushed in and killed the Septim heir... I could do nothing but stand there and watch him die (video....) and finally got the message that my game is over 'cause the heir to the throne was killed. xd
That was weird! rofl
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:44 pm
I can get out of the imperial Market district without using paintbrushes, just requires at least a level 95 acro xD
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:49 pm
Just one question explain me how I make the paint brush think and what paint brush is.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:52 pm
Mastertipper uring the Dark Brotherhood quests when u go under the lighthouse, i accadentailly picked up the "Mother's Head" but didnt know it untill they killed Lucien at Applewatch.....so i dropped the head and talked to the others, one started to talk about the head on the floor and was acting suspicious
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:12 pm
I normally go out into the little citys and kill everyone there and one time i shot the bartender and the arrow i shot him with went though his hand and his crotch. Also at the end of the game does Jaurfre have to be killed since when i completed it after the video Jaufre ran in after the High Councellor but then the high councillor killed him and i was trying to help out jaufre but it would let me kill the High Councillor since he was a quest character.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:39 am
LilLiam07 I normally go out into the little citys and kill everyone there and one time i shot the bartender and the arrow i shot him with went though his hand and his crotch. Also at the end of the game does Jaurfre have to be killed since when i completed it after the video Jaufre ran in after the High Councellor but then the high councillor killed him and i was trying to help out jaufre but it would let me kill the High Councillor since he was a quest character. glitch.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:09 pm
Funny time, I put the difficulty at maximum, and used a custom enchanted sword of mine and attacked an Imperial Guard. The swords enchantment was 100 drain health, 30 fire, and 4 ice, I slashed at him till my sword broke, which was about 800 times (do the math) and I finally had to give up, he didn't even take 1/8th health.
Also, if you kill enough people, you can go to jail for several years. In one go at jail, I stayed in for 10 years. I had killed, assaulted, and obliterated 300 people, giving me a bounty of 354,678 septims. I recently went to jail for another 3 years also. When I started a new file, I was amazed at how many people lived in the cities before my killing sprees across the land. My best fight is me, level 31 vampire with 107 blade, 108 heavy armor, and over 500 strong health potions, face off against 27 Palace, Imperial Legion, and Imperial Captain Guards and killing all but 3 of them (The Captains).
Also, it is possible to kill a Count in a city, I did it, but I can't remember which one I killed.
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