A Survey From a Friend
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aeropostle.
[ ] I am/was a football player.
[x] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can't live without my cell phone.
[x] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular girls.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
Total = 5
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 6
[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study. (at the last minute lulz)
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[x] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.
Total = 8
[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[x] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 15 (Holy crap.)
[x] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 11
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[x] I could never be a cashier.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 6
[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale. (I was, actually. Now I'm not.)
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 7
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny. (Or so I've been told.)
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[x] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[x] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 18
[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x] People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 10
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 3
[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[x] I wear extremely baggy pants. (Baggy, not hangin' low.)
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[x] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[x] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 7 (Tupac is alive! He's in the Bahamas with Elvis, man!)
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[x] My thumbs are sore often.
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. (And he is.)
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS. (I have a Nintendo DS)
[ ] I seen every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards. (Eight-ish. Most are, for some reason, PS1's.)
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years. (Over 12, man.)
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 16 (It's not my highest? What?)
[x] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[x] I fish.
[x] I own something camouflage. (Ghille, baby. It's the way to pwn.)
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[x] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[x] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[x] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent. (Not to my knowledge, at least.)
[x] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[x] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 11 (It runs in my pa's side, so I'm not complainin'.) (Elvis is alive! He's in the Bahamas with Tupac!)
[x] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice.
[x] People take an instant liking to me.
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[x] I can relate to Ferris Buller. (Minus the crashing of the Ferrari.)
[x] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = (Please don't be over ten, please don't be over 10.) 13 (FRICK!)
[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework. (Not at home, that is. And I also just don't do it at times.)
[x] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[x] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[x] They need to, not me.
Total = 11
[ ] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick a**.
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my a** in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before.
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 6 (Glow sticks kick a**!)
[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[x] I wear bell bottoms.
[x] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[x] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 13 (Cows should be eaten though.)
[x] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday (i go when my mom goes)
[ ] I never cuss.
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[x] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic. (80% of the time)
Total = 4 (Frick you all, you can go to the h-word and kiss my bottom. (Too far?))
[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
[ ] I know what range of voice I am. (There's a range?)
[x] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously.
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time. (Only to get the blasted songs out of my head.)
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 6