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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:39 pm
Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Lol. Boobs. XD I asked for a D cup, two weeks after I got a bra that was a D but the size of a large C. And it had NO support whatsoever, even when it actually had the wires in it (we had to take them out because they were poking meh D smile
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk....Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:45 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Not afraid of you, mr Sex Magick topic guy. XD. It was more my 16 year old brother staring over my shoulder to see if there was any "great rite" pics in the forum. rolleyes I hate him.
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk....Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:00 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Not afraid of you, mr Sex Magick topic guy. XD. It was more my 16 year old brother staring over my shoulder to see if there was any "great rite" pics in the forum. rolleyes I hate him.
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk....Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:29 am
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Lol. We have a conservative father who forbids sex talk in the house. Unspoken rule, but still there. ~le sigh. So he turns to me to find him stuff. I told him that this wasn't a wiccen forum. He said "look, sex magick topic". stare
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk....Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:52 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Lol. We have a conservative father who forbids sex talk in the house. Unspoken rule, but still there. ~le sigh. So he turns to me to find him stuff. I told him that this wasn't a wiccen forum. He said "look, sex magick topic". stare
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk....Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing? Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time...
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:46 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr ...Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing? Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time...
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:58 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr ...Damnit, why does all the interesting stuff have to happen when I'm away? Never will I leave again. And yes, let me tell you, I am the most innocent of the innocent. I mean, what? babies don't come from storks? I don't believe you. You're all full of lies! Lies, I tell you! *runs and cries in corner* Oh, and whoever mentioned Stephen Lynch, I think you're a Nazi, baby. Are you a Nazi? You might be a Nazi, baby... That is, by far, my favorite song. I started singing that to my friend (who is Mexican, by the way), and he was very damn confused. I got a, "w-what? Dude, you're the German one. I lived in Monterrey until the third grade, what the hell?" Then I made him download it, and it was all better.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing? Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time... They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green...
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:21 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing? Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time... They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green...
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:30 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Y-you mean that thing little Jimmy was talking about during recess on Friday? That "secks" thing? Psh, I told him he was stupid, and then I punched him in the face. You mean I got put in timeout for nothing? Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time... They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green... *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:45 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time... They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green... *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:49 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Ok. I wouldn't want you to yell at me again. That was scary last time... They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green... *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right? Really? Can I sit at the table, too?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:58 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green... *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right? Really? Can I sit at the table, too?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:04 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr They kinda hurt, though. Especially the one on my neck. It was bleeding last night. And the one on my arm is turning green... *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right? Really? Can I sit at the table, too? B-but...I could put it on the floor beside the crate I sit on! It would be ok, and I'd be real careful not to spill it again. Real careful.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:10 pm
DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right? Really? Can I sit at the table, too? B-but...I could put it on the floor beside the crate I sit on! It would be ok, and I'd be real careful not to spill it again. Real careful.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:15 pm
Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr Joshua_Ritter DrasBrisingr *nod* And "policemen and abuse hotlines are for metrosexuals and Socialists," right? Really? Can I sit at the table, too? B-but...I could put it on the floor beside the crate I sit on! It would be ok, and I'd be real careful not to spill it again. Real careful. Really? You're the best! I'll be extra good, I promise. I won't ask to go to the bathroom more than once a day, talk unless you talk to me first, or look at you in the eye. Ever!
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