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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:41 pm
I know this isn't at all a homophobic moment, but I thought it was kind of funny.
I was getting Culver's after just getting my braces, and I was dressed in men's pants and a long sleeve shirt. This guy with a heavy package came to the door when I did, and I opened the door. He walked through, and said "Thank you, sir" Omg, my dad and the cashier lady exchanged glances, and I just kind of smirked. He just caught me on a bad day stare Ok, maybe I DO look a little boyish sometimes >.<
Before I came out to everyone (like only a select few people knew), Christmas came around, and everyone had mistletoes. Sure enough, my bi friend (who I was MADLY crushing on), held one over my head, and we kissed. EVERYONE that was in my Biology class saw (I have 4 classes, and the third hour contains lunch..I had lunch first, then class) so I walked to Biology, and it was pretty much made up of immature freshman ('sides me and a few other Sophie) ANYWAY! My god, did I get hell, and all I remember is telling my friend that we should get our lesbian friend (my current girlfriend), and I should just randomly make out with her in front of the whole class...XD (Make them shove that in their pipe and smoke it!)
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:21 pm
lol ok, well, me and laura, used to be REALLY close, we'd hug, lick eachothers faces, and kiss. Then people started spreading rumor we fancied eachother, then we were lesbians, then we were going out . . . But the thing is, i kinda fell for her at like the same time . . . and loadsa people were calling us lesbians, and all i could do was to say, yep, and proud lol . . .
Oh, and this girl in my class decided she'd tease me alot . . . she kept saying i was 'fit' and saying 'i would' then glancing me up and down and walking off, then she starting grabbing me and saying stuff, and she used to push me against walls and do stuff, she kissed me on the lips too . . . and it was all for a laugh coz her friends would be there laughing at me . . .
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:36 pm
Striped Panties lol ok, well, me and laura, used to be REALLY close, we'd hug, lick eachothers faces, and kiss. Then people started spreading rumor we fancied eachother, then we were lesbians, then we were going out . . . But the thing is, i kinda fell for her at like the same time . . . and loadsa people were calling us lesbians, and all i could do was to say, yep, and proud lol . . . Oh, and this girl in my class decided she'd tease me alot . . . she kept saying i was 'fit' and saying 'i would' then glancing me up and down and walking off, then she starting grabbing me and saying stuff, and she used to push me against walls and do stuff, she kissed me on the lips too . . . and it was all for a laugh coz her friends would be there laughing at me . . . And you enjoyed every second of it...? XD ;P
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:34 pm
petar d-mortifer LOL all that's hilarious. I once told my friend I was gay and he wanted to do me an exorcism lol... That's horrible in a terribly funny way! I'm so sorry. :[
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:39 pm
A little over a year ago, I was eating out with my boyfriend and his family. Us 'kids' were done with our meals and just chilling at the table. My bf's slightly younger brother gets tired and rests his head on my bf's shoulder (by the way they don't really look that much alike). No problem right?
This group of people, (mainly +40 women), are leaving the restaurant and have to pass by our table to get to the door. I noticed one women in particular stare/glare with complete disgust on her face at the boys. She didn't even try to hide it! It was so obvious, and as soon as I noticed her look gave one right back to her. She finally noticed me and decided to actually look somewhat embarrassed. Let's just say that I was a little flustered afterwards. stare
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:59 pm
okay, not really homophobic, but still:
i was at the Nazarene Youth Conference, which is a church convention for teens. anyway, i wear rather comfortable clothing as you can see in my pictures. which usually ends up my pants being a bit big for me^^and i have short hair. i had JUST gotten my hair cut the night before we left. and all the shirts we got from my district and region happened to be too big for me, so it hid the fact that i had breasts^^
anyways, my friend christian(male, yet very effeminate) and i were sitting around giggling and flirting, and this guy comes up to us and glares at us, and says "make room for jesus!" and sits between us, almost on christian. lol, well, we both shot away from him. christian looked shocked at him and asked if he was gay. the guy stared at him and said no, he's not like us. i started giggling, and i have a very girlish giggle^^he looked at me and called me a f**. i bunched my t-shirt behind me, showing off my boobs. he looked at them, then at my face, pointed at them, and ran off^^it was funny^^
later on that same day, i had a bunch of skater-girls come up to me and flirt with me. they were all pushing one girl towards me, and i will admit, she was kinda cute^^well, anyway, she comes over to me, and she's all like, hey, i'm stephanie, i'm from idaho. i looked at her and smiled, and i said i was (my name) from florida. she looks at me funny and says that's an...interesting name...and i said "um, yeah, i'm a chik..." and she looks SOOOO embarrased. she opens her mouth to say something, but then just runs away to the bathroom. her friends look at me and i just nod and say "go get her" and they all run off mumbling about whether i was a lesbian or not^^
and there was one time, i was at a dance with my friend evie, and i was getting mixed signals from her. she's my younger brother's age(14, i was 17) and i was kinda interested in her^^i mean, she was REALLY cute^^anyway, we were dancing, her and i only, and i leaned in to kiss her, and she almost fell over, trying to get back from me^^well, we kept dancing all night, but i didn't try it anymore. honestly, i'm still not sure about her...
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:46 am
I had a homophobic moment with my friend once. We were walking through the halls at school when some girls walked by us and whispered: "Homo". My friend and I heard so she turned around and shouted: "OH NO YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! GIVE ME A BIIIIIIIG KISS, SEXY LADY!" then ran towards them with her arms open. The girls shrieked and ran away screaming "HOMO GET AWAY FROM US!!!!" That was hilarious. xD They left us alone after that. Which was good cause those whores are no fun to be around.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:04 am
xXKirby-SaurusXx I had a homophobic moment with my friend once. We were walking through the halls at school when some girls walked by us and whispered: "Homo". My friend and I heard so she turned around and shouted: "OH NO YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! GIVE ME A BIIIIIIIG KISS, SEXY LADY!" then ran towards them with her arms open. The girls shrieked and ran away screaming "HOMO GET AWAY FROM US!!!!" That was hilarious. xD They left us alone after that. Which was good cause those whores are no fun to be around. Lol! Thats freaking hilarious!! You and your friend are cool. :3 And now i'm a tally point for 'yes' in your siggy cool
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:11 pm
I've never really had a funny homophobic moment crying
but my school is filled with them..like a bunch of roaches
*shutters*
but i hope to have one soon!
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:02 am
Hey. Yours are all funny.
Apparently I'm contageous too.
In PE when we were lining up, this girl behind me just says to me 'Are you a lesbian?' To which I said yes, as it's true. She then proceded to be all 'Don't look at me, please! Just don't!' Naturally, I looked at her. She went in a bit of a mood and called me a pervert and accused me of staring at other girls in the changing rooms. Which I don't do.
Then on Friday at school. Some guy comes up to me, asks if I'm gay. I said yes. He said 'But it's wrong!' I asked him why. He just replied with 'It just is!!' Next time I saw him he said 'Are you going out with anyone then?' I said I wasn't. Because I'm not. 'Then how can you be gay then if you haven't got a girlfriend??'
Idiots. I get that last remark a lot actually.
There's also 'How can you be a lesbian if you haven't ever been out with anyone? How do you know you're not straight if you've never even kissed a guy?' To which I want to reply 'How do you know you're straight if you've never kissed a girl?' I never actually say it back though. It's not worth getting into an argument about.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:20 pm
haha, it's so funny how imature some people can be about bis/gays/lesbians at my age. haha, well, my stories^_^
ok, so i was at lunch with my this girl named elizabeth. we're not close friends, so she has no clue that i'm bi. well, anyways, one time at lunch, she said, (jokingly) "hey baby" and crossed her leg over mine. well, she's definatly not my type. too much of a teacher's pet. anyways, as a joke, i began rubbing her calf and saying "nice legs" to her. then she freaked out, took her leg away from me, and scooted over. then i said, "don't worry, your' not my type" and winked. haha, luckily she know's it was a joke. i'm still enjoying my dark lil closet if ya know what i mean...
oh, and then there was this one time, when i first told my friend the truth about me. she stared for about three minutes in utter silence. then she was all, "who do you like???" in a totally creeped out tone. but i assured her that she wasn't on my eye, haha. she kinda chilled out after that. but it was funny to see her eyes bulge out.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:13 am
LOL! haha. interesting homophob moment...well...to tell you the truth, most of the ppl ive come out to are either accepting or dont voice that they dont like it. ok well theres my friend (ex-friend) who tryed to get me to like boys. she actually set me up with a guy. ok the guy was nice and we got along, but only as friend.
but i remember very clearly when i was questioning, she came up to me one day and did the hand gestures to go with it; "A 'thing' doesnt match at 'thing'" (she holds out her hands like shes holding two dicks. "A 'hole' doesnt match a 'hole'" (again hand gestures) Then i proclaimed then and there that i was questioning...she looked at me and then said; "ok, go touch a hole". im like "wtf?"
Ive also had a homophob write about me in a bathroom stall. sum1 had carved into the door that the school i went to sucked (hey they're right) then above it some1 wrote that i wrote that...then an arrow from that proclaimed "SHES A LESBIAN! JUST LOOK AT HER BRACLET" honestly, you think id be upset and hurt. i knew who wrote it tho...thats what made it funny...it was my crush's best friend who was also "my friend". really i was just using her to get to my cruh. that didnt work to well.
at cadet camp this year...i was wearingconverse that had flames on them. by that time i knew most of the cadets knew i was gay. this a*****e of a guy turned to a girl that i had a thing for (and knew it) and said; "I like her shoes...they're flaming...just like her." At first i could have decked him...but then i realized what he meant...ok so he wasnt really being a homophob (altho he called everything gay and homosexual...which i did deck him 4)...he was just trying to get me gonig..so instead i laughed...the look on his face was priceless. i had defeated him.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:27 am
oh yeah! i got another one!
so there's this girl at my school who hates me for no reason. well, she told this other girl that i talk to that i was bisexual, without knowing that i really was. well, i had no idea, so when the girl that i talk to asked me if it was true and if i was really bi, i was like, "how did you know?! who told you?" and she was like "holy crap! for real! get away from me! i don't want people thinking i'm bi too" and i was at first stunned, but she turned out to accept it, so now i think it's kind of funny. haha. rumors are only funny if they're not true.
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the_forgotten_thought Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:02 pm
HAHA.
I was sleeping, and one of my brothers friends slams my door open, and yells "GET THE ******** UP YOU STUPID ******** DYKE" and throws something at me and runs away.
xD.
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