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baronesswinchester Captain
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 Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:11 am
Hawkeye: I thought you said he died.
Trapper: He got better.
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:55 pm
"I'm a life long Anglophile. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen."
Hawkeye
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Pride The Ultimate Sin Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:46 pm
Hawkeye: Good vork, Igor. In the morning, he'll be one of my brides.
Trapper: Shhhh, not so loud, my Count.
Hawkeye: Sorry I'm running late, folks but my watch stopped. It had to, it's been running fast all week.
Frank: I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me!
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:00 pm
Henry: Name a three-sided figure with two equal sides.
Radar: The Gettysburg Address.
Henry: For what speech is Abraham Lincoln most noted?
Radar: The isosceles triangle--anything wrong, sir?
Henry: No, your answers are correct. You just memorized the questions in the wrong order.
Radar: I only peeked at the first few.
Henry: That's cheating.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:32 pm
(Radar looks out the window in Blake's office to see the enemy plane)
Radar: Hey he's dropping something...Holy Cow! It's five o’clock Charlie!
(Henry bumps his head under his desk)
Henry: That idiot! That's the raid?
Hawkeye: He couldn't hit the side of a war.
Flagg: You are very smart, Freedman.
Hawkeye: I told you.
Flagg: You're only saying Chandler flipped out so I will have you busted and you can return to your safe cozy civilian practice.
BJ: He's on to you, Sid.
Flagg: You're not smart Freedman, you're dumb, very dumb! But you met your match in ME!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:19 am
Kitsune Okashi Col. Henry Blake: Major, I think you're drunk. Hot Lips: I'm not so think, you drunk I am. (Sorry, I couldn't remember the words exactly.)ooooohhh not so thinkus you drunk I amus
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:24 am
Margaret to Charles:
YOU TOUCHED YOUR NOSE IN SURGERY! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR NOSE! YOU HAVE A NASAL OBSESSION! YOU JUST LOVE YOUR NOSE! WHY DON'T YOU PUT LITTLE DRESSES ON YOUR NOSE AND HAVE TEA PARTIES!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:08 am
Frank:- Get me out of here!
Hawkeye:- Get you out of where?
Frank:- I'm boxed in!
Trapped:- We all feel that way sometimes, Frank
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:05 pm
One of my newest faves comes from my siggy:
Potter: Making yourself at home, Flagg?
Flagg: I have no home. I'm the wind.
Hawkeye to B.J.: I told you he was the wind. You said he was the stars!
B. J.: No, I said he was the moon!
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:36 am
Potter: Excuse me, Colonel wind, would you mind blowing your butt out of my chair so I can sit down?
Flagg: Time for me to get up anyway. I only sit for two minutes a day.
Me: It's bad to put pressure on the brains. xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:27 am
Dr Hawkeye Pierce Potter: Excuse me, Colonel wind, would you mind blowing your butt out of my chair so I can sit down? Flagg: Time for me to get up anyway. I only sit for two minutes a day. Me: It's bad to put pressure on the brains. xd Then again, pressure makes things talk. twisted
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:38 am
Hawkeye: Flagg, he was a chorus girl, thrid fromt he left
BJ: How'd ya know it was him?
Hawkeye: He was the only one carrying a machine gun. A pretty girl *dadadadadadadada* Is like a melody *dadadadadadadada*
Cant remember the words exactly.....
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:29 pm
Frank: I removed shell fragments from those Koreans! I kept them under my pillow!
Me: The fragment fairy will reward you, Frank.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:46 pm
Father Mulcahy: Klinger, The Lord moves in mysterious ways........but you take the cake.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:29 pm
after an exhausting shift in the OR]
Col. Potter: By the way, what war is this?
Hawkeye: The latest war to end all wars.
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