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 Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:08 pm
Grinning, Safi considerately stood back until Selene had suitably fixed her hair, then gave her a hoof's up. "Looks fine, but then I thought it looked fine all tousled up. Gave you that sexy edge. if you will. But whatever, it's not my hair!"
Sauntering past her, he acted as though he were considering her bribe, then dramatically came to a stop and gave her a horrified look. "Selly, are you trying to bribe me? I'm shocked and appalled that you could have such morals, really I am." That, and he felt like being difficult. "And you say that I'm trouble! You're more trouble than I could ever be!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:11 pm
She gave a coy, flirty dip of one shoulder and lowered her lashes. "Sexy, hmm? Well, isn't that nice to know." She tossed her head a bit, arching her neck, golden eyes bright with laughter.
"And I would -never- be so crass as to attempt to bribe. Just who do you think I am? I was offering a bargain. You amuse me, and I feed you. I thought it was quite the fair deal." She looked almost offended. "Really, Safi!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:17 pm
Chuckling at Selene's playful behavior, Safi almost felt guilty when he reminded her that he might not be the best source of information. "Of course, you might want to take that opinion with a grain of salt; remember, my interactions with mares have been remarkably limited in terms of...well, interaction." Grinning sheepishly, he nonetheless found himself sticking his tongue out again as Selene's somewhat imbalanced logic.
"Well, your bargain is off-balance. I'm going to have to turn down your invitation on the grounds that there is no way I can survive a race with my dignity intact. I can find my own apples, thanks kindly."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:34 pm
She made a face. "So you're saying you don't have two eyes in your head and your own sense of aesthetics?" she sounded mildly saddened. "Poor thing. How long have you been blind?"
She snorted as he turned down her invitation. "Boring. Well, if you don't race, what do you do?" she waggled her brows. "Juggle?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:40 pm
"If you're questioning the number of eyes I have, either you're blind yourself or can't count which would be a shocking thing in a mare your age." Grinning, Safi deliberately emphasized the last part, remembering how last time they'd met she'd proven to be very sensitive to the age thing. Not that it ever bothered him, but take whatever edge you can! "And I do have my own aesthetic preferences; I've just been told that some mares like to have a field of comparison in place. Can I help it that I'm honest?"
Finishing his little diatribe, he gave her a long look as she challenged him to inform on what he DID do. "What do I do? Cause mischief, usually; or else do as little as possible. What you YOU do, Selly?" Grinning, he very deliberately flopped down onto the ground, draping his wings over his body and adopting an indolent pose. "Aside of harrass me, of course."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:54 pm
She took advantage of the stallion lying there to attempt to bellyflop on the larger form, shoving her muzzle closer, crossing her eyes very deliberately. "I count four eyes, stallion. I always knew you were some mutated birdbrain. And it isn't harassment if you enjoy it. Maybe I should be worrying."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:02 pm
"Oof." He hadn't been expecting that, but after recovering the wind he'd gotten knocked out of him Safi managed to adapt relatively quickly to being squashed. "Man, for such a dainty looking mare you sure weigh a ton, Selly. Is this body slam technique of yours a regular occurance, or am I just special?"
Wriggling a bit as though attempting to shake her off, he ultimately collapsed back with a dramatic sigh. "You talk about ME being cruel...."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:07 pm
She laughed. Shifted so as to accomodate him getting his breath back faster. "Well, it means I eat well. Is there a rule saying that a mare can't be healthy? Or do you like mares that are skin and bones? If so, I have to say I doubt your taste." she sniffed. "And if I didn't like you, I wouldn't care enough to want to use you as a punching bag.. I mean, spend time with you..." she glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. "And you are cruel. I never said I wasn't as well."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:17 pm
"My tastes have nothing to do with the basic fact that you are physically smaller than me by a noticeable amount yet are currently squashing the breath out of me." Lying rather limply, Safi made a great show of gasping for air though the impression was likely marred by the fact that he was grinning from ear to ear as he did so.
At any rate, time to move on. "So, we've established the fact that we're both cruel. That being said, how's about we actually get around to doing something? You realize that if we hang around here too much longer that bee of yours could come back."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:30 pm
She sighed. "Well, you don't want to anything that requires working up a lather." she stood, shaking herself and shaking her wings to be sure no grass was on them. For all that they looked like gossamer, they were hardy, but grass and things in the grass could cause issues.
"If you won't race me, what did you have in mind other than walking?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:40 pm
As soon as Selene had gotten off of him, Safi rose to his feet as well, experimentally stretching his wings and shaking them out good. The feathers hadn't gotten too crushe, luckily, but one could never be certain. And crushed feathers weren't useful in flight, not at all.
Having determined that everything was fine, though, Safi gave Selene a grin and tweaked her nose. "All of a sudden I think that I'm truly seeing huffiness! What a nice change of pace." Still, he was actually considering her question, and for a moment he stood there in silence before brightening up. "What about a swim"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:05 pm
She wrinkled her nose up at him in displeasure. "I never get huffy." she informed him, and started off in a brisk trot. She'd get that blood pumping, darnit! "And a swim it is!" she called. "If you want, may as well swim at the waterfall." she turned, winked. And waited for his decision.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:17 pm
And they had success! He'd managed to wrangle a way to the waterfall without having to race, thanks very much to his amazing persuasive skills. Or the fact that Selene wasn't serious about that earlier baragin. Whichever. He wasn't picky!
Chuckling, he trotted after Selene and draped a wing over her in a sense of cameraderie. "Of course you do, Selly; you were earlier, at least. And I think that the waterfall sounds like a fabulous idea; swim and a shower at the same time, save time later." He wasn't sure what that saved time would be for, or why it mattered if he were swimming, but what did that matter when you were having a good time?
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:23 pm
No... she just liked the waterfall. But, like every good woman, she would let the man have his way while getting her own, while making sure he thought he'd won...? Being female was so confusing.
She leaned against him, easily familiar with the larger stallion. "And I told you, I'm never huffy." she reached up with her muzzle, aiming for one of his delicate ears with a gentle n**. "Save time for what?" she looked cutely puzzled. "Safi, don't tell me you have plans to do..." she gasped, and shied away, teasing. "-That- to me. Peeervert!"
She trotted off a few steps, shooting easily up into the air and waiting for the stallion. One had to fly to get to the waterfall.... so maybe she'd get to see him hot and sweaty after all. Ooooo....
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:29 pm
Wait, what? "But you said earlier that you-" Breaking off at Selene's accusation, Safi's eyes got huge and for a moment he simply stared at Selene, caught off-guard as he was. "Good gried woman, you have no shame at all! Think of the children before you go off spouting such things!" Never mind that there were no children around, everyone was somebody's child, therefore they themselves were children. "I think you may just have scarred me life! I hold you responsible for my therapy bills!"
Laughing, he took a running leap into the air, his feathered wings unfurling as he took off after her. Maybe he sucked as racing, but put him in the air and he wasn't half bad. Besides, now this was personal. "You're gonna get it for that, Selly!" twisted
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