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 Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:33 am
Aseret_Kitsune I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to people's favorite Blue quotes. Here are some great ones:Tucker: Let me get this straight; you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living s**t out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all. That he was a chick, and on top of that she was your ex-girlfriend?Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.Caboose: I should have known; She didn't like me. Girls never like me.Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.Caboose: I like me...
Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you...a gay robot.Church: ...Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:48 pm
How the hell did you make that?
It turns out that Caboose's gun didn't have any bulltes in it. It was loaded with crayons!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:34 pm
No red team quotes. Only blue quotes here, buddy.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:56 am
that is a blue team quote because when church looks the sniper and spying on the red tucker says kinda like a puma?
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:26 am
Oh noers! A LOOPHOLE! gonk
Umm... guys, the alien is coming back....
*beep*
Bad alien! Go away!
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:19 pm
Chaos blade 14 Oh noers! A LOOPHOLE! gonk I'm helping by posting exactly what the blue team said in that episode. Episode 2. What is that thing?I dunno. It kinda looks like, uhh, kinda looks like they got a car down there. We better get back to base and report it.A car? How come they get a car?What are you complaining about, man? Were about to get a tank in the very next drop.You can't pick up chicks in a tank...Oh, you know what? You could b***h about anything, couldn't you? Were about to get a tank and your worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And, secondly, how are you going to pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?Well, what kind of car is it?I don't know. I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a uhhh.. Like a big cat of some kind...What, like a Puma?Yeah, man. There ya go.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:12 am
Tucker: Do I need to flip your switch?
Tucker: So far this quest is a ********' breeze. I've already killed a dead monster, what's next? We're going to open an unlocked door? Rescue a princess from herself?
Church: Man, it is really great to see you guys.
Tucker: You seem like you're in a good mood.
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem-
Caboose: They could be worse.
Church: Nope. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things ******** are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
Caboose: Where have you been?
Church: You want the long version or the short version?
Caboose: I will take the easy version please.
Tucker: Oh, I wanna hear the long version. But, can you tell me in three parts?
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:56 pm
Caboose: Andy? Andy! You're a real boy! Now we can go fishing and you dont have to be the bait no more.
Sarge: Hey Caboose you hear somthing behind you.Caboose: I do? Iwonder whats causing it. Andy?
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:20 pm
Tucker: Aaaaugh, is this a bad time to mention that my stomach is hurting really bad?
Doc: Oh boy.... Caboose, better go boil some water.
Caboose: How can you think of soup at a time like this?!
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:51 pm
sorry its probably been quoted pile sof tiem salready here but
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
and i have the girls teal tshirt saying that biggrin biggrin biggrin thanking you john biggrin aka sheeeillaaa
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:00 am
belle_bop sorry its probably been quoted pile sof tiem salready here but
Bow Chicka Bow Wowand i have the girls teal tshirt saying that biggrin biggrin biggrin thanking you john biggrin aka sheeeillaaa Thats because im a Legend beyond all unwordly legendaryness. "Sheeeillaaa, come back to me. I made you a Muffin"
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:10 am
Chaos blade 14 My favorite Caboose quote is... I would make an excellent ambadstor, because I am very shy!ambidastor
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:20 am
Caboose: Where is Church? I can hear him, but I can not see him!!
Caboose: I think I am invisible
Later...
Church: Yehah, suck it Reds!!!!
Caboose: It's New Year's Eve revolutionizing time!!
Tucker: Come get some disrespect, bitches!!!
Church: Sheila calculated the odds of us winning the contest at 286,000,000 to 1
Church: Actually to .98, but we rounded off
Tex: So since we're going to lose anyway, we decided to make our own resolution in KICKING YOUR a**!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:27 pm
thats not a target that chruch!
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