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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:37 am
xd xd xd
im blonde on teh inside...cause i act ditzy all teh time blaugh xd heart
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:42 am
There was a plane..and on eet had a Nazi, a Jew, and a pope..The plane was too heavy..so two people had to jump. So teh pope says "Jesus will do it!" So he jumped. Then the Nazi takes the Jew and says "Hitler would do it"
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:43 am
tomorrow ill tell her that one wiv police and idiot confused .. but i doubt it is funny in estonian.. xp
that one takes time to get to me (plane joke) eek
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:29 pm
ok..a pope is a religiouse person right? right. so he decided to give his life up to save someone, because that is in his religion..to help others. The Nazi d00d threw the Jew out cause he a Nazi..and follows Hitler's ordered..Get eet..Nazis and Jews..?He..he... eh..eets a WWII joke..people who are into WWII would get eet ^^;;;
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:31 pm
A blonde a brunette and a read head were doing breath strokes across the pond. The brunette finished in 2 minutes. The readhead finished in 5. And the blond finished in 2 hrs. When the blond finally finished, eveybody asked "what took you so long?" She said "I think the others cheated..they used their arms."
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:06 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:24 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:32 pm
i went to b-day on friday and read lots of black humor(dunno how to spell it confused ) books xp it was funny day.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:23 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:24 am
Sadia lol... kertzz finn thing is funny... blaugh i don't think i have anything funny... i know a joke but it is kinda stupid... sweatdrop - Joe and Bob are hunting in the woods when Joe suddenly keels over. Bob panics and gets out his cell and dials 911. The emergency lady comes on and Bob says that his friend is hurt and he thinks he may be dead. The emergency lady tells him in a calm voice to first check and see if Joe is dead. Bob says ok and a moment lady the lady hears the sound of a gun. Bob comes back on and say 'ok now what.' xp yeah i know it was stupid... but i thought it was kinda funny.... . . lol . . eek . lol
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:25 am
darknessfairy29 There was a guy named Stupid, Idiot and Manners. They are riding mortocycles. All of a sudden Stupid falls off his mortocycle, so Manners stopps and helps. Idiot keeps on going, and getts stopped by a cop:
Cop: What is your name Sir?
Idiot: Idiot.
Cop: Now, sir, thats not hos you talk to a cop, wheres yer manners?
Idiot: Helping Stupid.
*shrug* Eet sounds better when ye say eet outloud ^^;; yeah it does sound better when you say it out loud biggrin i told it to my sister that way she laughed a lot blaugh
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:26 am
darknessfairy29 heres a blonde joke.... no offence to blonds sweatdrop
A blond, a brunet and a redhead were on a magical cliff. Whenever you jump off, you say something and you become that..so th brunette jumped off and said "hawk" and became a hawk. The redhead siad "Cardinall" and became one. The blond came up and jumped off..looked down and said "Holy Sht!!" and became a pile of Sht. , lol rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:27 am
darknessfairy29 There was a plane..and on eet had a Nazi, a Jew, and a pope..The plane was too heavy..so two people had to jump. So teh pope says "Jesus will do it!" So he jumped. Then the Nazi takes the Jew and says "Hitler would do it" wooo xd hahahaha
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:31 am
darknessfairy29 A blonde a brunette and a read head were doing breath strokes across the pond. The brunette finished in 2 minutes. The readhead finished in 5. And the blond finished in 2 hrs. When the blond finally finished, eveybody asked "what took you so long?" She said "I think the others cheated..they used their arms." omg lol
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:16 am
i got sooomaney good jokes from that black humor book.. but im affraid they wont be that funny aneymore if i translate them crying
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